To all the Dads in attendance...

Dogbone33

HAPPY FATHER'S DAY!!!

To all of us who just couldn't pull out fast enough they dedicate this day. Remember guys this is the one day of the year that the women in our lives can't make us do ANYTHING! So sit back, crack open that cold one, and enjoy some game time with the kids.

Discuss fatherhood, your father, becoming a father in here.


if there is already one of these i'm sorry. I did look.

Brolo

I think I have three or four kids now but I might have eaten one a few years back

cocaine is a hell of a drug

Marathon

This is my first fathers day. Being a dad is the most rewarding experience of my life.

Dogbone33

Sometimes eating one is the only alternative.

Neli

Fathers day does not occur until the second sunday in november over here.

bsjezz

what? i'm sure its the first sunday in september

Neli

Not 'ere in scandinavia it aint

Dogbone33

Then just sit back and enjoy an extra one now then.

The_Scarab

My Dad is at indianapolis right fucking now cause my sister decided to go the whole hog this fathers day.

puts my worlds greatest dad mug to shame so hard.

#pipe

bsjezz wrote: »

what? i'm sure its the first sunday in september

yeah ours is in september.

I can't wait to be a papa

ChicoBlue

I'd be a terrible father.

Dogbone33

My kids got me an mp3 player this year, and my wife is doing all the yard work today. I'll be playing Tiger Woods on the Wii all day instead. So far this is the best Father's Day EVER!

redhead

Dogbone33 wrote: »

Sometimes eating one is the only alternative.

you gotta make sure your wife isn't switchin' em for rocks, though

that can come back to haunt you

Marathon

I got a DS from my wife and a nice pic of my son and I. It's been a good day so far.

bsjezz

Bloomsday was yesterday

dang i missed it

Dogbone33

redhead wrote: »

Dogbone33 wrote: »

Sometimes eating one is the only alternative.

you gotta make sure your wife isn't switchin' em for rocks, though

that can come back to haunt you

Just look for the squirming. No kid alive can stay still for more than a nanosecond.

redhead

yeah look all I'm saying is it didn't work out for this friend of a friend

uh

Cronus, or something

you gotta be careful

Dogbone33

redhead wrote: »

yeah look all I'm saying is it didn't work out for this friend of a friend

uh

Cronus, or something

you gotta be careful

Shit man I haven't the time for that. I'm busy on weekends pushing this big fuck rock up a mountain.

Raijin Quickfoot

I can't even seem to get ahold of my Dad. When I call him it just cuts off after a split second of ringing.

yourclothes

i think i'm going to go ask for weed from my dad

happy father's day

Tossrock

thinevestments wrote: »

i think i'm going to go ask for weed from my dad

happy father's day

It's fathers' day

you should be smoking him out, asshole

Dread Pirate Arbuthnot

I didn't get anything for my dad because well he's borderline emotionally abusive and I don't think they make "That's not cool, dad" cards.

Dogbone33

Tossrock wrote: »

thinevestments wrote: »

i think i'm going to go ask for weed from my dad

happy father's day

It's fathers' day

you should be smoking him out, asshole

Truth!

Shoehorn

I'm going to be a father sometime in December. It's a curious feeling, a pretty balanced mixture of exitement and scared-shitlessness.

ultraexactzz

I got some much-needed slacks and polos to wear to work - which now means that I don't have to wear the same set of shirts every week. I figured this was all I'd get, since we poor.

Then my 3-year old daughter hands me a copy of Twilight Princess for the Gamecube. Apparently she picked it out - she routinely opens my drawer in the entertainment center and pulls out all the PS2 and Cube games, and sorts them by color. She recognized the zelda logo from windwaker and ocarina and said that it was my favorite game ever mommy!

My 18-month old son then handed me my Wavebird. Not as a gift, but because he had been pushing buttons and trying to get the analog stick in his mouth.

Every father with good kids and a reasonably tolerable wife / baby momma is lucky as hell - which, I suppose, is what today is all about.

Samuel

My dad's been gone for six months because he's cycling to India and back.

I'd send him a card but I don't even know what country he's in. I think it might be Italy, or maybe Slovakia at the moment.

WHO KNOWS

redhead

your dad sounds like a really cool guy, Samuel

Samuel

He can be alright when he isn't having a schizophrenic episode.

Like that time he thought he killed himself and was brought back to life by a cartoon mouse.

Or when he thought the world was ending so he invented an imaginary companion who was a rocket ship pilot, and they were going to escape to another planet together. Also he was convinced he was an alien.

But mostly he's alright. And he's doing this bike ride for charity, so I guess he deserves some props.

Cosmic Sombrero

is it bad that i actually want to be a dad

CrossBuster

God, I hate kids.

I'd be the worst father ever.

Marathon

Cosmic Sombrero wrote: »

is it bad that i actually want to be a dad

Nope, nothing wrong with it at all.

Squirrelmob

The_Scarab wrote: »

My Dad is at indianapolis right fucking now cause my sister decided to go the whole hog this fathers day.

puts my worlds greatest dad mug to shame so hard.

Indianapolis? For the F1 race? If so, you're entire family gets a :^:

That's where my dad wants to be, but there's too much stuff going on at home so he's...just sleeping.

ultraexactzz

Any race at Indianapolis is a blast - But the F1 race is probably my favorite. That's awesome.

Stale

it's entirely possible I have a child. Not 100% sure.


Chick ran off suddenly one day and didn't hear of her for two years, then I hear she has a kid thats a little over a year old...


coincedence?



God I hope so.

As7

Not a lot I can do for my dad from here but I'll give him a call later.

Maybe if he wasn't emotionally distant I'd know what to get him.

Sara Lynn

Happy Father's Day dad, I hope whatever bar your getting drunk in to drown the sorrows of a life spent being worthless and dumb treats you well -- and by well I mean gives you enough booze to make you crash into a tree.

To all the real dads out there: thanks for not being a douche, your kids will love you for it and even if I don't know you, I love you for it too.

tony_important

Sara Lynn wrote: »

Happy Father's Day dad, I hope whatever bar your getting drunk in to drown the sorrows of a life spent being worthless and dumb treats you well -- and by well I mean gives you enough booze to make you crash into a tree.

amen

except for the whole dying part

my dad is a dick.

BYToady

Dear dad, thanks for not being there during my formative years, and being such a horrible role model once you did marry my mother that I know I can be a great dad just by doing my best to be nothing like you.

Orikaeshigitae

my dad is awesome

he got me into books, video games, and music

and he supports me most of the time

thanks, dad!

Butters

My dad is pretty cool when he's not driving me nuts.

The Geek

Samuel wrote: »

My dad's been gone for six months because he's cycling to India and back.

I'd send him a card but I don't even know what country he's in. I think it might be Italy, or maybe Slovakia at the moment.

WHO KNOWS

How the hell did he get off the island on a bike?

Did he go through the chunnel?