Penny Arcade Forums› Social Entropy++
The new forums will be named Coin Return (based on the most recent vote)! You can check on the status and timeline of the transition to the new forums here.
The Guiding Principles and New Rules document is now in effect.

Public Service Announcement: Tentacles

Katchem_ashKatchem_ash __BANNED USERS regular
edited June 2007 in Social Entropy++
Greating Populous,

Tentacles are a serious condition and should not be made fun of. Many people from both genders have been subject to Tentacles and if you or a love one has, these are the symptons:

a) Subject has an inceased Sex Drive wanting more and more
b) Responds only when the subject has tentacles inside him/her.
c) Subject is reported not fuctioning properly and seems to be in a coma
d) Enlarged orafices

If you or a loved one has been subject to this, please go to your nearest Tentacle Station and the staff will help you out.

This has been a public announcement.

Katchem_ash on
«13

Posts

  • scarlet ave.scarlet ave. Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Katchem_ash wrote: »
    Greating Populous,

    Tentacles are a serious condition and should not be made fun of. Many people from both genders have been subject to Tentacles and if you or a love one has, these are the symptons:

    a) Subject has an inceased Sex Drive wanting more and more
    b) Responds only when the subject has tentacles inside him/her.
    c) Subject is reported not fuctioning properly and seems to be in a coma
    d) Enlarged orafices

    If you or a loved one has been subject to this, please go to your nearest Tentacle Station and the staff will help you out.

    This has been a public announcement.

    Hey Katchem, I just wanted to say I'm a big fan of your work. Most of these cretins don't understand your work, but I do. I understand your work. It is really important stuff that you sometimes do.

    scarlet ave. on
  • mrpakumrpaku Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    how expected

    mrpaku on
  • StoverStover Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Are we supposed to, like, make post?

    Stover on
    outoftheloop.jpg
  • ZoolanderZoolander Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    postcount++

    Zoolander on
  • lostwordslostwords Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    I would GIS "beating dead horse" but that would probably bring up all kinds of necrobestiality stuff.

    lostwords on
    rat.jpg tumbler? steam/ps3 thingie: lostwords Amazon Wishlist!
  • KovakKovak did a lot of drugs married cher?Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    so like

    does ash learn new tricks

    can we teach them to him

    Kovak on
  • scarlet ave.scarlet ave. Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    TheKovakistani wrote: »
    so like

    does ash learn new tricks

    can we teach them to him

    Signs Point To No

    scarlet ave. on
  • Katchem_ashKatchem_ash __BANNED USERS regular
    edited June 2007
    Have you been tentacled Recently? This is a serious matter and I would like anyone who has been tentacled to step up.

    Katchem_ash on
  • mrpakumrpaku Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    TheKovakistani wrote: »
    so like

    does ash learn new tricks

    can we teach them to him

    this pony can only handle one trick at a time

    mrpaku on
  • bongibongi regular
    edited June 2007
    i don't think there are tentacle stations around here

    bongi on
  • WeretacoWeretaco Cubicle Gangster Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Hey guys in better news hardocp linked to this dope site where a dude does steampunk mods to shit
    http://steampunkworkshop.com/index.shtml

    Weretaco on
    Unofficial PA IRC chat: #paforums at irc.slashnet.org
  • DynagripDynagrip Break me a million hearts HoustonRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited June 2007
    mrpaku wrote: »
    TheKovakistani wrote: »
    so like

    does ash learn new tricks

    can we teach them to him

    this pony can only handle one trick at a time
    I still like this pony better than the other Pony.

    Dynagrip on
  • The_ScarabThe_Scarab Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Thankyou Katchem_Ash. I was worried about Tentacles for the longest time but this has calmed my soul and taught me so much.

    The_Scarab on
  • scarlet ave.scarlet ave. Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Katchem_ash wrote: »
    Have you been tentacled Recently? This is a serious matter and I would like anyone who has been tentacled to step up.

    How could they post here, huh? How could you ask them to do that? WITH THEIR INCEASED SEX DRIVE SYMPTONS HOW COULD THEY POST HERE?

    scarlet ave. on
  • HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Can this thread have rampant faggotry too or are we full for today?

    Hunter on
    Sammy_11Feb2012-2.jpgSammy_bath2_Feb2012-1.jpg
    Secret Satan 2013 Wishlist
  • World as MythWorld as Myth a breezy way to annoy serious people Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    scarlet ave. wrote: »
    Katchem_ash wrote: »
    Have you been tentacled Recently? This is a serious matter and I would like anyone who has been tentacled to step up.

    How could they post here, huh? How could you ask them to do that? WITH THEIR INCEASED SEX DRIVE SYMPTONS HOW COULD THEY POST HERE?
    I think the paradox here is clear

    World as Myth on
    kQwcZLJ.png
  • The_ScarabThe_Scarab Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Weretaco wrote: »
    Hey guys in better news hardocp linked to this dope site where a dude does steampunk mods to shit
    http://steampunkworkshop.com/index.shtml

    oh man I would so buy that IBM M keyboard mod in a heartbeat

    The_Scarab on
  • msuitepyonmsuitepyon Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    poasting in an epic thread

    msuitepyon on
  • KovakKovak did a lot of drugs married cher?Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    who wants me to suck their dick

    Kovak on
  • tony_importanttony_important Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    YEAH!!!!

    tony_important on
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
  • lostwordslostwords Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    TheKovakistani wrote: »
    who wants me to suck their dick

    Do you swallow?

    lostwords on
    rat.jpg tumbler? steam/ps3 thingie: lostwords Amazon Wishlist!
  • Kuribo's ShoeKuribo's Shoe Kuribo's Stocking North PoleRegistered User regular
    edited June 2007
    I have Madden fever

    boom

    Kuribo's Shoe on
    xmassig2.gif
  • Jermaine ChampaigneJermaine Champaigne __BANNED USERS regular
    edited June 2007
    Hunter wrote: »
    Can this thread have rampant faggotry too or are we full for today?

    man, I'm (double) stuffed already

    Jermaine Champaigne on
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
  • World as MythWorld as Myth a breezy way to annoy serious people Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    TheKovakistani wrote: »
    who wants me to suck their dick
    sup

    World as Myth on
    kQwcZLJ.png
  • WeaverWeaver Breakfast Witch Hashus BrowniusRegistered User regular
    edited June 2007
    This is a really bad thread.

    I mean, I don't care who made it.

    Rip-off threads are just dumb.

    Weaver on
  • bongibongi regular
    edited June 2007
    wam hello

    bongi on
  • HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Kuribo's Shoe wrote: »
    I have Madden fever

    boom

    He hit that hole hard, just like tough actin' Tenactin!

    Hunter on
    Sammy_11Feb2012-2.jpgSammy_bath2_Feb2012-1.jpg
    Secret Satan 2013 Wishlist
  • Volucrisus AedriusVolucrisus Aedrius Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    So guys.


    Sodomy.

    (derail)

    Volucrisus Aedrius on
  • World as MythWorld as Myth a breezy way to annoy serious people Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    bongi wrote: »
    wam hello
    hello bungi

    World as Myth on
    kQwcZLJ.png
  • KrummithKrummith DJ Logic Death can't take me until I finish my backlogRegistered User regular
    edited June 2007
    As soon as I started to read this thread my iTunes selects Mr. Bungle's Girls of porn

    Coincidence? I think not!

    Krummith on
    RxQhOqi.pngSteam Profile
  • Kuribo's ShoeKuribo's Shoe Kuribo's Stocking North PoleRegistered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Hunter wrote: »
    Kuribo's Shoe wrote: »
    I have Madden fever

    boom

    He hit that hole hard, just like tough actin' Tenactin!

    ACE HARDWARE RARGLEBARGLE

    Kuribo's Shoe on
    xmassig2.gif
  • bongibongi regular
    edited June 2007
    World as Myth wrote: »
    bongi wrote: »
    wam hello
    hello bungi

    how are you today womp

    bongi on
  • mrpakumrpaku Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    oldest joke told by worst comedian

    mrpaku on
  • World as MythWorld as Myth a breezy way to annoy serious people Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    bongi wrote: »
    World as Myth wrote: »
    bongi wrote: »
    wam hello
    hello bungi

    how are you today womp
    just grand blingo, and you

    World as Myth on
    kQwcZLJ.png
  • Katchem_ashKatchem_ash __BANNED USERS regular
    edited June 2007
    scarlet ave. wrote: »
    Katchem_ash wrote: »
    Have you been tentacled Recently? This is a serious matter and I would like anyone who has been tentacled to step up.

    How could they post here, huh? How could you ask them to do that? WITH THEIR INCEASED SEX DRIVE SYMPTONS HOW COULD THEY POST HERE?

    Easily. With thier increased sex drive they function the same as regular humans except they are sexed every single hour. Typing ability is increased due to them cybering.

    Katchem_ash on
  • Kuribo's ShoeKuribo's Shoe Kuribo's Stocking North PoleRegistered User regular
    edited June 2007
    mrpaku wrote: »
    oldest joke told by worst comedian

    you can tune a piano but you can't tuna fish

    Kuribo's Shoe on
    xmassig2.gif
  • HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Kuribo's Shoe wrote: »
    Hunter wrote: »
    Kuribo's Shoe wrote: »
    I have Madden fever

    boom

    He hit that hole hard, just like tough actin' Tenactin!

    ACE HARDWARE RARGLEBARGLE

    Well ya see, Michael Vick is the best natural athlete the game has today, and when he fades left and runs right BANG right there in the hole created by the line, he runs for the endzone for 6 points which is a touchdown. And the more touchdowns you score, IT'S MUCH EASIER TO WIN THE FOOTBALL GAME RARFGBLGRBARL.

    Hunter on
    Sammy_11Feb2012-2.jpgSammy_bath2_Feb2012-1.jpg
    Secret Satan 2013 Wishlist
  • bongibongi regular
    edited June 2007
    World as Myth wrote: »
    bongi wrote: »
    World as Myth wrote: »
    bongi wrote: »
    wam hello
    hello bungi

    how are you today womp
    just grand blingo, and you

    sort of muggy after last night

    i was on the roof of trinity college

    watching their ball

    with one of the professors

    it was madness

    bongi on
  • HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Kuribo's Shoe wrote: »
    mrpaku wrote: »
    oldest joke told by worst comedian

    you can tune a piano but you can't tuna fish

    I'm Carlos Mencia?

    Or Dane Cook?

    Hunter on
    Sammy_11Feb2012-2.jpgSammy_bath2_Feb2012-1.jpg
    Secret Satan 2013 Wishlist
  • mrpakumrpaku Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Kuribo's Shoe wrote: »
    mrpaku wrote: »
    oldest joke told by worst comedian

    you can tune a piano but you can't tuna fish

    :o

    mrpaku on
Sign In or Register to comment.
Penny Arcade Forums› Social Entropy++