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The Four Word Film Review [Beware of spoilers]

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  • GravesGraves Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Nightmare on Elm Street: No love for Fred

    Graves on
  • Mad IronMad Iron Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Munich: Fucking end already GOD!

    Mad Iron on
  • FFFF Once Upon a Time In OaklandRegistered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Bug: Die in a Fire.

    FF on
    Huh...
  • TheySlashThemTheySlashThem Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Graves wrote: »
    Jack Frost 2: More snowman rape ensues

    wait so there was another rape scene in the sequel?

    TheySlashThem on
  • WeaverWeaver Breakfast Witch Hashus BrowniusRegistered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Airforce One: Get off my plane!

    Weaver on
  • RedTideRedTide Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Michael : Bored by a Sweathog

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    RedTide#1907 on Battle.net
    Come Overwatch with meeeee
  • Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited June 2007
    Finding forrester:

    You're the man now

    ...

    SHIT

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    Humor can be dissected as a frog can, but dies in the process.
  • TheySlashThemTheySlashThem Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Bruce Almighty: featuring God as Himself

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  • The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Jesus Christ Vampire Hunter: Need I say more?

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  • RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator Mod Emeritus
    edited June 2007
    Dukes of Hazzard: Jessica Simpson, jackass, Jackass.

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  • AbracadanielAbracadaniel Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    The Machinist: Eat A Sandwich Already

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  • Mama SassMama Sass Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Sixteen Candles: the Donger need food

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  • The GeekThe Geek Oh-Two Crew, Omeganaut Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited June 2007
    Tron: Get your programs here!

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    BLM - ACAB
  • slowslow Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Rush Hour: Avoid black men's radios

    slow on
  • GravesGraves Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Graves wrote: »
    Jack Frost 2: More snowman rape ensues

    wait so there was another rape scene in the sequel?

    yes

    Graves on
  • The_ScarabThe_Scarab Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Matrix Reloaded:


    Really crap vis-a-vis shit

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  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Pan's Labyrinth: Dude is fucking brutal.

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  • AnimalplanetAnimalplanet Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    American Pie: Not Another Teen Movie

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    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
  • GlorfindelGlorfindel Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    The Departed: All of them die

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  • MenaceMenace regular
    edited June 2007
    Glorfindel wrote: »
    Reservoir Dogs: All of them die

    Menace on
  • AnimalplanetAnimalplanet Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Glorfindel wrote: »
    The Departed: My accent keeps changing

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    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
  • NaloutoNalouto Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Terminator 2: Vista was once cool.


    Fargo: looks like snow, yahh?


    Jackass 2: My balls hurt now.


    Beerfest: Stupid people watched this.


    Harold and Kumar: Hey, Look! It's Dov!

    Nalouto on
    :winky:
  • NaloutoNalouto Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    1408: The room is evil (you guys)

    Spidey 3: So good. Not really.

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    :winky:
  • World as MythWorld as Myth a breezy way to annoy serious people Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Haha, The Pianist: Schindler's Liszt

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  • GravesGraves Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Menace wrote: »
    Glorfindel wrote: »
    Reservoir Dogs: All of them die

    LIES!!!!

    Mr. Pink survives and gets arrested.

    Graves on
  • QuetziQuetzi Here we may reign secure, and in my choice, To reign is worth ambition though in HellRegistered User, Moderator mod
    edited June 2007
    The Prestige: Too many attractive people

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  • Ginger MijangoGinger Mijango Don't you open that Trap Door!Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Oldboy: Kidnapped, Imprisoned, Released, HAMMER!

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  • The_ScarabThe_Scarab Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    What's the Worst That Could Happen? : A Martin Lawrence Film.

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  • BedigunzBedigunz Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Transformers the Movie: You've Got the Touch

    Alternative answer: you've got the power!!!

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    Coran Attack!
  • OrikaeshigitaeOrikaeshigitae Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited June 2007
    call of cthulhu: want to see it

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  • TrellTrell __BANNED USERS regular
    edited June 2007
    Wicker Man - Oh God, not bees!!!

    The Ringer - Knoxville comparatively less retarded.

    Almost Famous - Sex, Drugs, and Journalism

    Trell on
    ori's modding is stupid and arbitrary and based on no actual rule system but rather wind patterns and astrology.
  • TheySlashThemTheySlashThem Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Mrs. Henderson Presents: Judy Dench's WWII cabaret

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  • OrikaeshigitaeOrikaeshigitae Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited June 2007
    fear and loathing: fucking golf shoes, man

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  • MeizMeiz Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Passion of the Christ: Just kill me already!

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  • BlankspaceBlankspace __BANNED USERS regular
    edited June 2007
    Glorfindel wrote: »
    The Departed: My accent keeps changing
    Uh...wasn't a big part of Billy Costigan's FBI interview the fact that he could change accents on the fly?

    Blankspace on
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  • TrellTrell __BANNED USERS regular
    edited June 2007
    Rockstar - Is that Marky Mark?

    Trell on
    ori's modding is stupid and arbitrary and based on no actual rule system but rather wind patterns and astrology.
  • The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    The Weather Man: Who throws a pie?

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  • The_ScarabThe_Scarab Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    300: 299 dont make it

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  • The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Mallrats: Stan Lee's a liar.

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  • TrellTrell __BANNED USERS regular
    edited June 2007
    Clerks - Customers are all assholes.

    Clerks II - Customers are still assholes.

    Trell on
    ori's modding is stupid and arbitrary and based on no actual rule system but rather wind patterns and astrology.
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