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Classic Thread Series: Who is the Father

Penguin IncarnatePenguin Incarnate King of KafiristanRegistered User regular
edited June 2007 in Social Entropy++
Okay guys, I am having some serious trouble with this one.

I've tried to manage this one on my own using the resources I had at my disposal-- private eyes, phrenologists, gypsies-- but with no definite results.

So, I'm just going to ask:
Which of you is my baby's daddy?

Don't fuck about, or I will call out the big guns.

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  • AbracadanielAbracadaniel Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    She caught me bangin on the sofa

    It wasn't me

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  • AbracadanielAbracadaniel Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    guys i am so bored it is like fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck

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  • The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Look I am not the father okay?

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  • PotUPotU __BANNED USERS regular
    edited June 2007
    I ask you: Do you think this is a good thread? Do you think it will end well?

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  • Penguin IncarnatePenguin Incarnate King of Kafiristan Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    The Lovely Bastard wrote: »
    Look I am not the father okay?
    How come he's got your eyes?

    Explain that one away!

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  • AbracadanielAbracadaniel Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck

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  • PotUPotU __BANNED USERS regular
    edited June 2007
    Mmm hmm

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  • The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Penguin Incarnate wrote: »
    The Lovely Bastard wrote: »
    Look I am not the father okay?
    How come he's got your eyes?

    Explain that one away!

    My eyes are very common in color, damnit.

    Also, he's got Kusu's nose.

    Explain THAT one you cheating hussy!

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  • Penguin IncarnatePenguin Incarnate King of Kafiristan Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    PotU wrote: »
    I ask you: Do you think this is a good thread? Do you think it will end well?
    What are you, some kind of a human JACKASS?

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  • The GeekThe Geek Oh-Two Crew, Omeganaut Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited June 2007
    This is not part of the Classic Thread Series.

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  • Penguin IncarnatePenguin Incarnate King of Kafiristan Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    You should have been more careful with the trademark.

    Now, either give me some DNA or make like a tree...and get the fuck out.

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  • STATE OF THE ART ROBOTSTATE OF THE ART ROBOT Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Smart Hero





















    You are NOT the father

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  • Lord DaveLord Dave Grief Causer Bitch Free ZoneRegistered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Tell you what, if you can find one of my other illegitimate children, you can use his DNA for your test.

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  • rockmonkeyrockmonkey Little RockRegistered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Man my thread idea for saturday is going to blow this shit out of the water!

    edit: I kid PI... much <3

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  • Penguin IncarnatePenguin Incarnate King of Kafiristan Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    I don't care how many paternity tests it takes.

    One, two, a dozen.

    I will test every man that I have ever met to find the identity of my bastard.

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  • #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    edited June 2007
    can't be mine

    I fire blanks.

    #pipe on
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  • BusterKBusterK Negativity is Boring Cynicism is Cowardice Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Aw he has your eyes
    And other features that look like various friends of mine

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  • Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited June 2007
    Penguin Incarnate wrote: »
    I don't care how many paternity tests it takes.

    One, two, a dozen.

    I will test every man that I have ever met to find the identity of my bastard.

    Did you write that on the certificate?

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  • STATE OF THE ART ROBOTSTATE OF THE ART ROBOT Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Didn't they have one episode of the Maury Povich show where this girl had like 13 different paternity tests and still couldn't find the father of her baby?

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  • Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited June 2007
    What about the muary show where the guy is break dancing after finding out he ain't the dad

    is that you, PI?

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  • scarlet st.scarlet st. Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    I only do anal, Penguin
    You should fucking know I'm not the daddy.

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  • Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited June 2007
    Billy Jean is not my lover

    She's just a girl who claims that I am the one

    but the kid is not my son

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  • Penguin IncarnatePenguin Incarnate King of Kafiristan Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Munkus Beaver wrote: »
    What about the muary show where the guy is break dancing after finding out he ain't the dad

    is that you, PI?
    It is a well known fact that I am a skinny white man, and the man on the footage was black. Plus, he was break dancing and I cannot do so. These facts are closely related.

    Scarlet: Retro-active butt-babies. It is well within the landscape of the Probable. Don't fuck around with me, here.

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  • BlankspaceBlankspace __BANNED USERS regular
    edited June 2007
    #pipe wrote: »
    can't be mine

    I fire blanks.
    and I was a good worker god dammit!

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  • QuetziQuetzi Here we may reign secure, and in my choice, To reign is worth ambition though in HellRegistered User, Moderator mod
    edited June 2007
    Page 2 snypa

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  • Penguin IncarnatePenguin Incarnate King of Kafiristan Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Cups42 wrote: »
    Didn't they have one episode of the Maury Povich show where this girl had like 13 different paternity tests and still couldn't find the father of her baby?
    I'm sure she's a fine young lady. And a débutante, no doubt.

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  • TheySlashThemTheySlashThem Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Cups42 wrote: »
    Didn't they have one episode of the Maury Povich show where this girl had like 13 different paternity tests and still couldn't find the father of her baby?

    ahahahahahahaha man what

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  • The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    From wiki:

    Sholonda, a recurring guest on the Maury show, has given 17 men a paternity test for her daughter, all of whom have been proven not to be the father.

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  • thorgotthorgot there is special providence in the fall of a sparrowRegistered User regular
    edited June 2007
    animated gif of that dancing man everybody is thinking about. you know, the one which says "you're not the father."

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  • Penguin IncarnatePenguin Incarnate King of Kafiristan Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    thorgot wrote: »
    animated gif of that dancing man everybody is thinking about. you know, the one which says "you're not the father."
    Man, you are all kinds of terrible at this.

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  • thorgotthorgot there is special providence in the fall of a sparrowRegistered User regular
    edited June 2007
    i am too lazy to actually find the gif, you see

    fine, here it is: dancing

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  • TheySlashThemTheySlashThem Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    The Lovely Bastard wrote: »
    From wiki:

    Sholonda, a recurring guest on the Maury show, has given 17 men a paternity test for her daughter, all of whom have been proven not to be the father.

    oh god

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  • scarlet st.scarlet st. Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Penguin Incarnate wrote: »
    Scarlet: Retro-active butt-babies. It is well within the landscape of the Probable. Don't fuck around with me, here.

    Are you trying to say you pulled the semen out of your asshole and fingered it into your vagina

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  • GravesGraves Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Well see I banged you while you were sleeping.

    But I used a condom.
    But I poked holes in it... I only wanted to use it for the combined flavor of ass and cherries, and the ribbed lining was just magnificent

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  • TheySlashThemTheySlashThem Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    the results are in

    Scarlet St. is the father of Penguin Incarnate's Sodomy Baby.

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  • Penguin IncarnatePenguin Incarnate King of Kafiristan Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    What I am saying is that you're cursed reach-around children reversed their flow and went through your ass into my womb. It is not rocket science.

    Weirder things happen everyday.

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  • FerryFerry Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    thorgot wrote: »
    i am too lazy to actually find the gif, you see

    fine, here it is: dancing

    videoooozzzzzzzz

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  • TrellTrell __BANNED USERS regular
    edited June 2007
    and thus, ferry disappears into the night in a puff of smoke of some indeterminate origin.

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  • FerryFerry Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    I am scream1000x

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  • Penguin IncarnatePenguin Incarnate King of Kafiristan Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    I am of the opinion that if all of the paternity test folks on the Maury show were to swiftly taken from their homes in the early hours of the morning and thrown down mine shafts, the world would be a far better place.

    Let's face the facts, even the most bleeding hearted among you have to admit that these people aren't raising Nobel Prize winners.

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