Reading things into your posts? Like your bitchy tone? I don't need to read into anything to get that from you, and neither does anyone else. Don't flatter yourself.
No seriously, you do. You're reading my posts in the wrong mental voice. I've done it myself with other people. A failure of the text-based medium *shrug*
course, you're being a real twat about it, but that's a separate issue.
So have you been "creepy" - an adjective you applied to me earlier in this thread - when you've read other's posts in the wrong mental voice? I don't know if you're trying to call me a creep for that or if you're trying to say I'm merely misguided, but I don't see how it can be both.
Or are you saying my twattiness is creepy?
Anyway, I'm not going to engage you in verbal sparring on this subject here. If you have a problem with my creepiness or misguidedness or whatever combination of the two you think I exhibit, I'll be glad to discuss it in the troll - er, sorry, the whine forum - or in PMs. Or you can come over for some tea and cupcakes.
Not that in itself, but the sheer volume of words you've dedicated to my apparent failings is a bit weird, yes. Sorry if you don't like that*.
Like, what if he's insanely hot with all his hair chopped off, and I'd be "Hoo boy" but what if he looks awful and I'd be like "Shit, eight months until you have gorgeous follicles again"
I have mixed feelings about this beard experiment, but feel like I need to keep it going until it is decisive one way or the other. That way it won't need to be repeated.
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But how would he know when I'm masturbating? The money's even gone after my 11AM nap. And my noon, 1PM, 1:20PM, and 3PM naps too!
I am picturing OldScool Willy Wonka's face on a troll.
- Soren Kierkegaard
How can one make money off of it?
I am built like an Austrian, with a face like sunlight and wavy, flaxen locks.
- Soren Kierkegaard
It's 5:47 long and includes vodka.
I disagree.
- Soren Kierkegaard
I look like a hunchback with Popeye arms! >:(
Not that in itself, but the sheer volume of words you've dedicated to my apparent failings is a bit weird, yes. Sorry if you don't like that*.
*I'm not really sorry.
You look like the average person in the 13-19 range.
We all look fucking terrible. A little age and you'll be looking great.
Also, is that Choco with you?
His lovely, beautiful curls.
Take another photo where you're not leaning against someone's shoulder and holding your arm against your body, then get back to us.
I have no fat on my body and -I- would look weird in that pose.
- Soren Kierkegaard
Man, his hair is short compared to mine.
Mine goes almost all the way down my back at this point.
gaaaaaay.
I looked WAY better in high school.
Then war... war destroyed my innocence.
- Soren Kierkegaard
Girls destroyed my innocence.
It's fragrant?
Possibly repeated as well.
fix'd
- Soren Kierkegaard
Or cass feeds him egg whites and brushes him often.
Isn't he a grease monkey or a mechanic or a rim jobber or something?
How can he work around machinery with those egg-white glistened locks?
I think it involves magic. Or a swim cap.
Ah.
We can photoshop it for you if you like.
Can we put a clown nose on him? Can we can we can we can we?
The old Samson and Delilah maneuver eh?
Also, don't stress about the photo. You look fine.
Or Penn Jillette.
- Soren Kierkegaard
Also, someone please stop the install-go-round. I want off.