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[Phalla] Ad Astra Per Phalla - (begins @9PDT, reserve signups available)

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  • HakkekageHakkekage Space Whore Academy summa cum laudeRegistered User regular
    edited June 2007
    How long is this game predicted to last?

    I may not join if it runs too long.

    Hakkekage on
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  • AldoAldo Hippo Hooray Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Hakkekage wrote: »
    How long is this game predicted to last?

    I may not join if it runs too long.
    about 10 days

    We can kill you earlier, if you want?

    Aldo on
  • FunkyWaltDoggFunkyWaltDogg Columbia, SCRegistered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Put me down for number 20

    I will think of a good ship name in a little while.

    FunkyWaltDogg on
  • VariableVariable Mouth Congress Stroke Me Lady FameRegistered User regular
    edited June 2007
    I name my ship The Conchord!

    Variable on
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  • VariableVariable Mouth Congress Stroke Me Lady FameRegistered User regular
    edited June 2007
    AcidSerra wrote: »
    I !sign up for #5
    And my ship shall be named Lady Serenity

    (seriously nobody picked that one yet?)

    I almost did but I thought i'd be mocked for lack of creativity.

    someone should use Event Horizon.

    Variable on
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  • FunkyWaltDoggFunkyWaltDogg Columbia, SCRegistered User regular
    edited June 2007
    TehSpectre wrote: »
    Someone needs to name their ship the Outlaw Star.

    You will get a navigational computer that is also a naked girl.

    Sounds good to me! My ship is the Outlaw Star.

    FunkyWaltDogg on
  • HakkekageHakkekage Space Whore Academy summa cum laudeRegistered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Aldo wrote: »
    Hakkekage wrote: »
    How long is this game predicted to last?

    I may not join if it runs too long.
    about 10 days

    We can kill you earlier, if you want?

    Bah, that's too long. I guess Insane Phalla will be my last until August.

    Dammit, and this one seems so fun

    Goodbye...Go Villagers....

    I fully expect a transcript of all important Phalla events when I get back

    It must include important grudges, prejudices, holy shit moments, etc.

    Hakkekage on
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  • tuxkamentuxkamen really took this picture. Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    It will last a maximum of ten days.

    If you do very, very badly it might be shorter.

    (This is not out of the realm of possibility. You'll see why.)

    tuxkamen on

    Games: Ad Astra Per Phalla | Choose Your Own Phalla
    visiblehowl wrote: »
    Thus, the others all die before tuxkamen dies to the vote. Hence, tuxkamen survives, village victory.
    3DS: 2406-5451-5770
  • ElJeffeElJeffe Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited June 2007
    I would totally sign up, but I know too much.

    :(

    ElJeffe on
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  • AldoAldo Hippo Hooray Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    ElJeffe wrote: »
    I would totally sign up, but I know too much.

    :(
    How is this different from other phallas?

    Aldo on
  • ElJeffeElJeffe Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited June 2007
    Aldo wrote: »
    ElJeffe wrote: »
    I would totally sign up, but I know too much.

    :(
    How is this different from other phallas?

    In other phallas, I didn't help the hosts design the rule sets?

    ElJeffe on
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  • tuxkamentuxkamen really took this picture. Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    It's true.

    Also, in an effort to make Phallas a safer experience for all involved, Ardor will be helping me with narrations.

    Breathe easy, village! No deals with the enemy will be made in this apocalyptic future!

    Fear not, aliens! This hoo-man--nay, more a spider than a man--will not weave the network of your doom!

    tuxkamen on

    Games: Ad Astra Per Phalla | Choose Your Own Phalla
    visiblehowl wrote: »
    Thus, the others all die before tuxkamen dies to the vote. Hence, tuxkamen survives, village victory.
    3DS: 2406-5451-5770
  • AldoAldo Hippo Hooray Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    No Ardor *and* no ElJeffe? Who are we going to follow like sheep then? :o

    Aldo on
  • CouscousCouscous Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    I !sign up for #50.
    My ship is the H.M.S. Pinafore.

    Couscous on
  • tuxkamentuxkamen really took this picture. Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    titmouse wrote: »
    I !sign up for #50.
    My ship is the H.M.S. Pinafore.

    #50 was taken right off the bat; do you have an alternate choice?

    tuxkamen on

    Games: Ad Astra Per Phalla | Choose Your Own Phalla
    visiblehowl wrote: »
    Thus, the others all die before tuxkamen dies to the vote. Hence, tuxkamen survives, village victory.
    3DS: 2406-5451-5770
  • DynagripDynagrip Break me a million hearts HoustonRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited June 2007
    I !sign up for slot 29
    Ship's name is USS Sardonic

    Dynagrip on
  • CouscousCouscous Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    tuxkamen wrote: »
    titmouse wrote: »
    I !sign up for #50.
    My ship is the H.M.S. Pinafore.

    #50 was taken right off the bat; do you have an alternate choice?

    Damn it, I meant 25. I don't know how I typed 50.

    Couscous on
  • tuxkamentuxkamen really took this picture. Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    You were thinking you were twice as good as the other players?

    tuxkamen on

    Games: Ad Astra Per Phalla | Choose Your Own Phalla
    visiblehowl wrote: »
    Thus, the others all die before tuxkamen dies to the vote. Hence, tuxkamen survives, village victory.
    3DS: 2406-5451-5770
  • cheezcheez Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    More like twice as doomed, amirite?

    cheez on
  • drinkinstoutdrinkinstout Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    This sounds neat! :)

    I'll pilot the Riptide in spot 19.

    drinkinstout on
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  • ArdorArdor Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    tuxkamen wrote: »
    It's true.

    Also, in an effort to make Phallas a safer experience for all involved, Ardor will be helping me with narrations.

    Breathe easy, village! No deals with the enemy will be made in this apocalyptic future!

    Fear not, aliens! This hoo-man--nay, more a spider than a man--will not weave the network of your doom!

    There are some positives here though.

    1) Someone else can make such deals
    2) Someone else can create this network of doom
    3) I can be bribed for information, Tuxkamen cannot*

    *Do not tell Tuxkamen about number 3.

    Ardor on
  • DogDog Registered User, Administrator, Vanilla Staff admin
    edited June 2007
    I am going to take Ardor's spot in this phalla. Deals for everyone!

    Unknown User on
  • cheezcheez Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    So Ardor, how much for information on Special spots?

    Please quote a price in beer or hours of spooning.:winky:

    cheez on
  • SquashuaSquashua __BANNED USERS regular
    edited June 2007
    I !sign up as my age, 12

    My ship is... The Wiggin' Drez

    Squashua on
  • Look Out it's Sabs!Look Out it's Sabs! Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    I !sign up for spot 45 on the ship called Magnus Penis.

    Look Out it's Sabs! on
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  • tuxkamentuxkamen really took this picture. Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    'Phallus Magnus' would seem more dignified. x_x

    tuxkamen on

    Games: Ad Astra Per Phalla | Choose Your Own Phalla
    visiblehowl wrote: »
    Thus, the others all die before tuxkamen dies to the vote. Hence, tuxkamen survives, village victory.
    3DS: 2406-5451-5770
  • ShintoShinto __BANNED USERS regular
    edited June 2007
    I sign up for #27

    My ship is The Artful Dodger

    Shinto on
  • SquashuaSquashua __BANNED USERS regular
    edited June 2007
    Shinto wrote: »
    I sign up for #27

    And your ship name is... Shinto?

    Squashua on
  • AldoAldo Hippo Hooray Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Shinto wrote: »
    I sign up for #27

    My ship is The Artful Dodger
    You're just asking for a

    "Dodge THIS"

    Aldo on
  • ShenanigansShenanigans Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    I will pilot the "Ghoulius Caesar" at spot number 3

    Shenanigans on
  • JamesJames Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    I !sign up for #46.

    My ship is the McGreggor

    edit: this game is going to be so fun

    James on
  • Look Out it's Sabs!Look Out it's Sabs! Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    tuxkamen wrote: »
    'Phallus Magnus' would seem more dignified. x_x

    Dignified? Me? Silly.

    Look Out it's Sabs! on
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  • SquashuaSquashua __BANNED USERS regular
    edited June 2007
    Shenanigans wrote: »
    I will pilot the "Ghoulius Caesar" at spot number 3


    G-g-g-ghost pirates???!!!???

    avpirateox7.jpg

    avson1ga4.jpg

    Squashua on
  • MrBlarneyMrBlarney Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Ooh, I so want to join, but starting next week and for three weeks, I'll be quite unable to participate in Phalla games. But taking a one-month break isn't so bad. Someone else will have to take care of the spreadsheet and vote tracking for this one, the Infinity Squared will not be sailing with you this time.

    MrBlarney on
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  • ElJeffeElJeffe Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited June 2007
    Even though I'm neither playing in this game nor running it, I'm still going to find a way to kill you all.

    ElJeffe on
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  • cheezcheez Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    ElJeffe's victory condition: All game participants must die in such a manner that no group's victory condition is satisfied.

    cheez on
  • ShenanigansShenanigans Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Hi Cheez.

    That other Phalla is sure crazy. See you there!

    Shenanigans on
  • JamesJames Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Squashua wrote: »
    Shenanigans wrote: »
    I will pilot the "Ghoulius Caesar" at spot number 3


    G-g-g-ghost pirates???!!!???

    avpirateox7.jpg

    avson1ga4.jpg

    Interstellar dopplegangers!

    James on
  • Hi I'm Vee!Hi I'm Vee! Formerly VH; She/Her; Is an E X P E R I E N C E Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Maybe I missed this, but on what day does this start?

    I'm driving from CA to KY starting Tuesday, but I'm planning on driving through the night, so my target arrival day is Thursday. Depending on when this starts, I may not miss anything, or just one day. If it starts tomorrow, though, obviously it's out of the question.

    Hi I'm Vee! on
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  • tuxkamentuxkamen really took this picture. Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    The plan, dependent on signups, is to start Tuesday evening at 6:00PM PDT.

    The first voting will be on Wednesday evening at 6:00PM PDT.

    tuxkamen on

    Games: Ad Astra Per Phalla | Choose Your Own Phalla
    visiblehowl wrote: »
    Thus, the others all die before tuxkamen dies to the vote. Hence, tuxkamen survives, village victory.
    3DS: 2406-5451-5770
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