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Canada Day!

kaliyamakaliyama Left to find less-moderated foraRegistered User regular
edited June 2007 in Help / Advice Forum
Into this total hottie at the canadian embassy. Invited to canada day party. Failed to find any stephen harper or belinda stronach t-shirts. what to wear instead?

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  • locomotivemanlocomotiveman Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Do you know her hockey team, get a jersey for that teams goalie one of their top shooters. BTW I think she works at a consulate if you're in Cali, not that it matters for this.

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  • Bryse EayoBryse Eayo Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Is it actually gonna work if you make a joke about her being Canadian? That's not how I get into the canadian girls pants around here...

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  • DeciusDecius I'm old! I'm fat! I'M BLUE!Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Wearing pro-politician t-shirts is actually rather frowned upon, and is one of the clever methods we Canadians use to spot a faker.

    Anything with a Canadian flag should work. Oh and make sure to be carrying a bottle of Molson Canadian. You'll fit right in.

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  • IAmSoKawaiiIAmSoKawaii Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Decius wrote: »
    Wearing pro-politician t-shirts is actually rather frowned upon, and is one of the clever methods we Canadians use to spot a faker.

    Anything with a Canadian flag should work. Oh and make sure to be carrying a bottle of Molson Canadian. You'll fit right in.

    I suggest Labatt Blue unless you want the shits.

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  • CorvusCorvus . VancouverRegistered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Decius wrote: »
    Wearing pro-politician t-shirts is actually rather frowned upon, and is one of the clever methods we Canadians use to spot a faker.

    Anything with a Canadian flag should work. Oh and make sure to be carrying a bottle of Molson Canadian. You'll fit right in.

    Outside of political party conventions, I don't think I've ever even seen a Canadian wearing a political t-shirt.

    Also, whats the situation for this party, back yard BBQ, cocktail party, or what? The appropriate thing to wear is going to differ drastically based on the type of party.

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  • ThanatosThanatos Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Corvus wrote: »
    Decius wrote: »
    Wearing pro-politician t-shirts is actually rather frowned upon, and is one of the clever methods we Canadians use to spot a faker.

    Anything with a Canadian flag should work. Oh and make sure to be carrying a bottle of Molson Canadian. You'll fit right in.
    Outside of political party conventions, I don't think I've ever even seen a Canadian wearing a political t-shirt.

    Also, whats the situation for this party, back yard BBQ, cocktail party, or what? The appropriate thing to wear is going to differ drastically based on the type of party.
    Yeah, if we're talking, like, a party at the consulate, you're probably going to want to go black tie.

    Ask her for clarification, if necessary.

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  • SenjutsuSenjutsu thot enthusiast Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Do you know her hockey team, get a jersey for that teams goalie one of their top shooters.

    In the middle of the summer, in Cali? This would just make him looker like an over-eager twit.

    Just find out the approximate level of formalness for the occasion and dress appropriately, dude. Weird cultural stereotype-y clothes are just going to make you That Guy.

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  • saggiosaggio Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Senjutsu wrote: »
    Do you know her hockey team, get a jersey for that teams goalie one of their top shooters.

    In the middle of the summer, in Cali? This would just make him looker like an over-eager twit.

    Just find out the approximate level of formalness for the occasion and dress appropriately, dude. Weird cultural stereotype-y clothes are just going to make you That Guy.

    Also, not everyone loves hockey in Canada. Weird, I know, but it's true. So you might be overshooting a bit if you walk into the consulate with a Maple Leafs jersey (which would be especially hilarious if she WAS a Habs fan). She might also finding insulting that you believe the lame stereotype about hockey and Canadians - what would you think if she showed up at a party you threw wearing a giant american flag t-shirt, a six pack of budweiser and a giant foam "We're Number 1!" finger?

    Just find out what level of dressiness is expected, and then wear something appropriate.

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  • ComahawkComahawk Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    If you want a Canadian t-shirt that she will like, get this:

    http://shop.canadaka.net/viewitem.php?id=1243919

    But first figure out what the dress code is. If you show up like a slob at the consulate, your relationship won't get far.

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  • IAmSoKawaiiIAmSoKawaii Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Or how about this? Just wear your normal clothes and act like yourself. The fact that you thought about it in the first place is more than enough, anything more is you coming off as trying too hard. Oh and hey Comahawk, Edmonton here.

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  • RuckusRuckus Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Are consulate grounds considered Canadian Soil? If so, this could prove beneficial if you're <21 but >18 (19 in Ontario).

    Also nobody likes Stephen Harper, and most Canadians (especially conservatives) dislike Belinda Stronach.

    As for dresscode, find out if it a black-tie, formal, or semi-formal affair.

    99% of Canada Day parties are the same as US independence day parties except with more booze and fireworks and significantly less star spangled banners.

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  • ProtoProto Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Decius wrote: »
    Wearing pro-politician t-shirts is actually rather frowned upon, and is one of the clever methods we Canadians use to spot a faker.

    Anything with a Canadian flag should work. Oh and make sure to be carrying a bottle of Molson Canadian. You'll fit right in.

    I suggest Labatt Blue unless you want the shits.

    or neither, cause both those beers suck. :P


    ditto to what some others have said: Just dress appropriately in your normal clothes.

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  • Elessar ElfstoneElessar Elfstone Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    You might be able to find a Vancouver 2010 t-shirt or something. That's Canadian without being too over-the-top.

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  • IAmSoKawaiiIAmSoKawaii Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Ruckus wrote: »
    Are consulate grounds considered Canadian Soil? If so, this could prove beneficial if you're <21 but >18 (19 in Ontario).

    Also nobody likes Stephen Harper, and most Canadians (especially conservatives) dislike Belinda Stronach.

    As for dresscode, find out if it a black-tie, formal, or semi-formal affair.

    99% of Canada Day parties are the same as US independence day parties except with more booze and fireworks and significantly less star spangled banners.

    I like Harper :^: If they sold Stephen Harper bath towels I'd get a pair.

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  • SarcastroSarcastro Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Comahawk wrote: »
    If you want a Canadian t-shirt that she will like, get this:

    http://shop.canadaka.net/viewitem.php?id=1243919

    But first figure out what the dress code is. If you show up like a slob at the consulate, your relationship won't get far.

    I will now consume the delicious irony that the 'Canada Kicks Ass' t-shirts are made by American Apparel.

    Mmmm. Tasty. Tasty like this Molsen Canadian beer which is also American.


    I don't think there much call to show up in hockey pads with a six-pack over one shoulder and a jug of maple syrup over the other. If you want to show her you're into Canada, maybe take a relaxed view on the whole 'you are where you're from' concept, and just be yourself. That's all the Canadian you need right there.

    Edit: although for a Canada Day party, You might be the only one not in maple leaf drag. Buy a couple of pins with leafs on them. Classy, small and they make great gifts.

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  • IAmSoKawaiiIAmSoKawaii Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Sarcastro wrote: »
    Comahawk wrote: »
    If you want a Canadian t-shirt that she will like, get this:

    http://shop.canadaka.net/viewitem.php?id=1243919

    But first figure out what the dress code is. If you show up like a slob at the consulate, your relationship won't get far.

    I will now consume the delicious irony that the 'Canada Kicks Ass' t-shirts are made by American Apparel.

    Mmmm. Tasty. Tasty like this Molsen Canadian beer which is also American.


    I don't think there much call to show up in hockey pads with a six-pack over one shoulder and a jug of maple syrup over the other. If you want to show her you're into Canada, maybe take a relaxed view on the whole 'you are where you're from' concept, and just be yourself. That's all the Canadian you need right there.

    Edit: although for a Canada Day party, You might be the only one not in maple leaf drag. Buy a couple of pins with leafs on them. Classy, small and they make great gifts.


    As much as I don't like Molson products, you're wrong.

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Molson

    Edit: That CKA site is retarded. WTF is this? http://shop.canadaka.net/designs.php?id=138

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  • SarcastroSarcastro Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Sarcastro wrote: »
    Comahawk wrote: »
    If you want a Canadian t-shirt that she will like, get this:

    http://shop.canadaka.net/viewitem.php?id=1243919

    But first figure out what the dress code is. If you show up like a slob at the consulate, your relationship won't get far.

    I will now consume the delicious irony that the 'Canada Kicks Ass' t-shirts are made by American Apparel.

    Mmmm. Tasty. Tasty like this Molsen Canadian beer which is also American.


    I don't think there much call to show up in hockey pads with a six-pack over one shoulder and a jug of maple syrup over the other. If you want to show her you're into Canada, maybe take a relaxed view on the whole 'you are where you're from' concept, and just be yourself. That's all the Canadian you need right there.

    Edit: although for a Canada Day party, You might be the only one not in maple leaf drag. Buy a couple of pins with leafs on them. Classy, small and they make great gifts.


    As much as I don't like Molson products, you're wrong.

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Molson
    http://shop.canadaka.net/designs.php?id=138

    Quite right, quite right, they only sold out 49%. On the heels of truly hitting their stride with their "I Am Canadian." commercials. Many people feel that Joe Canadian was shot with a Silver Bullet.

    Also, the op should avoid wearing moose hats to his party:
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    Because damn.

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  • RuckusRuckus Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    The appropriate response is to shake your antlers, wink, then nod towards your crotch.

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  • an_altan_alt Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Not that Molson Canadian is any good, but the stuff they sell in the US is sold in Canada as Molson Export. It's even worse than Canadian.

    Canadian as a general rule aren't overly patriotic. We like Canada and all, but we're really not gung ho about it unless hockey is involved.

    Ruckus: Stephen Harper personally is polling better than most party leaders in Canada, but you're right about Belinda.

    Saggio: you only say that because you're in BC.

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  • RuckusRuckus Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    an_alt wrote: »
    Ruckus: Stephen Harper personally is polling better than most party leaders in Canada, but you're right about Belinda.

    Harper polls well because he is the lesser of four evils.

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  • kaliyamakaliyama Left to find less-moderated fora Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Thanatos wrote: »
    Corvus wrote: »
    Decius wrote: »
    Wearing pro-politician t-shirts is actually rather frowned upon, and is one of the clever methods we Canadians use to spot a faker.

    Anything with a Canadian flag should work. Oh and make sure to be carrying a bottle of Molson Canadian. You'll fit right in.
    Outside of political party conventions, I don't think I've ever even seen a Canadian wearing a political t-shirt.

    Also, whats the situation for this party, back yard BBQ, cocktail party, or what? The appropriate thing to wear is going to differ drastically based on the type of party.
    Yeah, if we're talking, like, a party at the consulate, you're probably going to want to go black tie.

    Ask her for clarification, if necessary.


    At first I was miffed that you would ask this, but then I was grateful for your thoroughness in the face of my ambiguity- no,no, it's at night, after work. Biz cas makes sense but so would anything else. I would KILL for more chances to wear this overpriced tux i bought.

    maybe i could just wear it ANYWAY, woo.

    In any event, thanks for all the suggestions. I'm still thinking of silkscreening a stronach '08 shirt. obviously it would be ironic. if only i could get a date with her, though, sigh...

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  • IAmSoKawaiiIAmSoKawaii Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    kaliyama wrote: »
    Thanatos wrote: »
    Corvus wrote: »
    Decius wrote: »
    Wearing pro-politician t-shirts is actually rather frowned upon, and is one of the clever methods we Canadians use to spot a faker.

    Anything with a Canadian flag should work. Oh and make sure to be carrying a bottle of Molson Canadian. You'll fit right in.
    Outside of political party conventions, I don't think I've ever even seen a Canadian wearing a political t-shirt.

    Also, whats the situation for this party, back yard BBQ, cocktail party, or what? The appropriate thing to wear is going to differ drastically based on the type of party.
    Yeah, if we're talking, like, a party at the consulate, you're probably going to want to go black tie.

    Ask her for clarification, if necessary.


    At first I was miffed that you would ask this, but then I was grateful for your thoroughness in the face of my ambiguity- no,no, it's at night, after work. Biz cas makes sense but so would anything else. I would KILL for more chances to wear this overpriced tux i bought.

    maybe i could just wear it ANYWAY, woo.

    In any event, thanks for all the suggestions. I'm still thinking of silkscreening a stronach '08 shirt. obviously it would be ironic. if only i could get a date with her, though, sigh...


    Noooooo... That's like a Canadian showing up to a 4th July party with an Obama for Parliament tee. It's not cool and you come off as a hack. Trust us. If you're really dead set on doing the whole Canada related clothing thing: Wear something with the flag on it. Don't bring politics into it.

    Edit: Unless you iron on Stronach '08 on that suit of yours, that'd be cool.

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  • kaliyamakaliyama Left to find less-moderated fora Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    kaliyama wrote: »
    Thanatos wrote: »
    Corvus wrote: »
    Decius wrote: »
    Wearing pro-politician t-shirts is actually rather frowned upon, and is one of the clever methods we Canadians use to spot a faker.

    Anything with a Canadian flag should work. Oh and make sure to be carrying a bottle of Molson Canadian. You'll fit right in.
    Outside of political party conventions, I don't think I've ever even seen a Canadian wearing a political t-shirt.

    Also, whats the situation for this party, back yard BBQ, cocktail party, or what? The appropriate thing to wear is going to differ drastically based on the type of party.
    Yeah, if we're talking, like, a party at the consulate, you're probably going to want to go black tie.

    Ask her for clarification, if necessary.


    At first I was miffed that you would ask this, but then I was grateful for your thoroughness in the face of my ambiguity- no,no, it's at night, after work. Biz cas makes sense but so would anything else. I would KILL for more chances to wear this overpriced tux i bought.

    maybe i could just wear it ANYWAY, woo.

    In any event, thanks for all the suggestions. I'm still thinking of silkscreening a stronach '08 shirt. obviously it would be ironic. if only i could get a date with her, though, sigh...


    Noooooo... That's like a Canadian showing up to a 4th July party with an Obama for Parliament tee. It's not cool and you come off as a hack. Trust us. If you're really dead set on doing the whole Canada related clothing thing: Wear something with the flag on it. Don't bring politics into it.

    Edit: Unless you iron on Stronach '08 on that suit of yours, that'd be cool.

    hahah, not a bad idea. i probably have a warped view of canadians - my handful of canuck friends either do work ndp or lib elections or are at fraser...

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  • PhilodoxPhilodox Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    If you want to get a hockey jersey... Team Canada Women's Team. The national women's team has dominated every major tournament in recent memory. The national men's team is damn good too, but in the world men's stage there's always the remote possibility that we might lose.

    That being said, I'm a very patriotic Canadian but I'd find wearing a hockey jersey and bringing crappy Canadian beer really tacky (and very obvious that you don't have a clue :P). Canadian patriotism is very hard to describe. And unless you really do love Canada enough to wear a Canada flag cape, you're better off just wearing what's comfortable. Although I do like the idea of Canada flag pins.

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  • PheezerPheezer Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited June 2007
    There is no uniform for Canada day. Dress like a normal person.

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  • AzioAzio Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    That Stronach '08 thing is a terrible idea. Everyone hates that bitch, she's quitting politics, and the next federal election is not necessarily going to take place in 2008.

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  • PheezerPheezer Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited June 2007
    No, really, just dress in a way that you think the opposite sex in general will find to be attractive. Otherwise she's just going to tell all her friends back home about what a stupid American you are.

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  • IAmSoKawaiiIAmSoKawaii Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Azio wrote: »
    That Stronach '08 thing is a terrible idea. Everyone hates that bitch, she's quitting politics, and the next federal election is not necessarily going to take place in 2008.

    I think he meant to tie it in with the American election going on in '08 but yes still a horrible idea.

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