we've got this like cooked ham shit down at the deli i work at
it's like thirteen asses died then came back with skin sloughing of the assbone
all basically just rancid and this german lady wanted me to slice like three pounds of it
i almost gagged and then spewed unholy vomit all over the place
just like a fountain except with less water
also i don't know what it was
but there was this tupperware container in my dad's fridge right
it looked like brownies so i opened it
it was not brownies
it was the worst smell i've ever smelt
and i used to clean up bathrooms guys
i've seen shit so watery it made a fine soup
i've seen the results of some little stupid fucking kid shitting and pissing inside the stall
not in the toilet
no, the toilet wasn't good enough for this little bitch
he had to use the whole god damned stall as his canvas
his medium was HUMAN WASTE
tl;dr what smells have you guys had inside your nose recently
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it smells of cinnamon apple
They're always so articulate about it
it was odd.
I've been trying to reach you, but your extension cord doesn't reach that far.
I should do laundry
Also, gym socks
I should do him
Wait what
keep in mind that i am drunk so i may punish you in a hilarious manner
Just keep smelling it, it gets better.
I've been trying to reach you, but your extension cord doesn't reach that far.
The place? EB Games.
The event? 50% off stocktake sale.
Good god, you've never seen so many unwashed gamers in one spot. There was one with thumbnail sized chunks of dandruff on his shoulders and in his hair... now imagine how that greaseball smelled.
Because why the hell not?
He said he was going to scrawl finally legal on his penis the moment he turned 18 and post it.
bad answer
I AM THE LAUW
thank you mu nkus
Do some poetry while drunk.
You'll thank me when you're sober.
Dude, I'm participating.
Kim Chee is the worst smell ever.
It's like vomit mixed with vinegar and sauer kraut, boiled, left out to rot, eaten, vomited, and then boiled again.
if those in the studio audience would like to wait until tomorrow night i can scrawl some things on it
i will even take requests, maybe?
my whole dorm floor was just fucking korean after korean
cooking their god damned hell dish
Write 'Teefs Backup' on it.
no
Do it. It'll be the next epic poem.
lutafisk is a Scandinavian dish; it's basically just boiled fish. I don't even know what kind. I smelled like it for a day afterwards, though.
also you know what smells liek rancid vagina?
congealed grease
FUCK THE SMELL
GOD EW
• That body odor that goes beyond sweat and beyond smelling bad and becomes ammonia and making you almost pass out.
• pepper.
Need some stuff designed or printed? I can help with that.