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Things that Smell Terrible

KusuguttaiKusuguttai __BANNED USERS regular
edited June 2007 in Social Entropy++
we've got this like cooked ham shit down at the deli i work at
it's like thirteen asses died then came back with skin sloughing of the assbone

all basically just rancid and this german lady wanted me to slice like three pounds of it


i almost gagged and then spewed unholy vomit all over the place

just like a fountain except with less water



also i don't know what it was
but there was this tupperware container in my dad's fridge right

it looked like brownies so i opened it

it was not brownies

it was the worst smell i've ever smelt

and i used to clean up bathrooms guys

i've seen shit so watery it made a fine soup

i've seen the results of some little stupid fucking kid shitting and pissing inside the stall

not in the toilet

no, the toilet wasn't good enough for this little bitch

he had to use the whole god damned stall as his canvas

his medium was HUMAN WASTE


tl;dr what smells have you guys had inside your nose recently

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  • [Deleted User][Deleted User] new member
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  • FalloutFallout GIRL'S DAY WAS PRETTY GOOD WHILE THEY LASTEDRegistered User regular
    edited June 2007
    peen pm plz

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  • KusuguttaiKusuguttai __BANNED USERS regular
    edited June 2007
    teefs this thread is about smells it won't smell that bad I just washed my dick
    it smells of cinnamon apple

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  • MeissnerdMeissnerd Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    I love people descriptions of smells better than the smells, actually

    They're always so articulate about it

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  • BergyBergy Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    the other day at work I got a whiff of fruit loops.

    it was odd.

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  • The GeekThe Geek Oh-Two Crew, Omeganaut Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited June 2007
    KIM-MOTHERFUCKING-CHEE

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  • RedeemerRedeemer Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    My room smells pretty bad right now

    I should do laundry

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  • Shorn Scrotum ManShorn Scrotum Man Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Sharpie

    Also, gym socks

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  • Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited June 2007
    Redeem smells pretty bad right now

    I should do him

    Wait what

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  • ButtersButters A glass of some milks Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    your mom's cooter

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  • OrikaeshigitaeOrikaeshigitae Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited June 2007
    why are people getting pmed kusu's dong

    keep in mind that i am drunk so i may punish you in a hilarious manner

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  • BergyBergy Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    SojakFA wrote: »
    Sharpie

    Just keep smelling it, it gets better.

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  • Synthetic OrangeSynthetic Orange Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Yesterday.

    The place? EB Games.
    The event? 50% off stocktake sale.

    Good god, you've never seen so many unwashed gamers in one spot. There was one with thumbnail sized chunks of dandruff on his shoulders and in his hair... now imagine how that greaseball smelled.

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  • KusuguttaiKusuguttai __BANNED USERS regular
    edited June 2007
    GUYS STOP SHITTING ON MY THREAD

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  • MeissnerdMeissnerd Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    smells like bigfoots dick

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  • Shorn Scrotum ManShorn Scrotum Man Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    why are people getting pmed kusu's dong

    keep in mind that i am drunk so i may punish you in a hilarious manner

    Because why the hell not?

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  • Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited June 2007
    why are people getting pmed kusu's dong

    keep in mind that i am drunk so i may punish you in a hilarious manner

    He said he was going to scrawl finally legal on his penis the moment he turned 18 and post it.

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  • FalloutFallout GIRL'S DAY WAS PRETTY GOOD WHILE THEY LASTEDRegistered User regular
    edited June 2007
    other dude's butts

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  • MeissnerdMeissnerd Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Aw dang I thought that was Knob

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  • OrikaeshigitaeOrikaeshigitae Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited June 2007
    SojakFA wrote: »
    why are people getting pmed kusu's dong

    keep in mind that i am drunk so i may punish you in a hilarious manner

    Because why the hell not?

    bad answer

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    I AM THE LAUW

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  • OrikaeshigitaeOrikaeshigitae Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited June 2007
    why are people getting pmed kusu's dong

    keep in mind that i am drunk so i may punish you in a hilarious manner

    He said he was going to scrawl finally legal on his penis the moment he turned 18 and post it.

    thank you mu nkus

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  • Shorn Scrotum ManShorn Scrotum Man Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    What. I'm not getting his dong pm'd. Was just sayin.

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  • KusuguttaiKusuguttai __BANNED USERS regular
    edited June 2007
    t orik it is because my dong is turning 18

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  • Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited June 2007
    Hey Ori.

    Do some poetry while drunk.

    You'll thank me when you're sober.

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  • The GeekThe Geek Oh-Two Crew, Omeganaut Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited June 2007
    Kusuguttai wrote: »
    GUYS STOP SHITTING ON MY THREAD

    Dude, I'm participating.

    Kim Chee is the worst smell ever.

    It's like vomit mixed with vinegar and sauer kraut, boiled, left out to rot, eaten, vomited, and then boiled again.

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  • KusuguttaiKusuguttai __BANNED USERS regular
    edited June 2007
    i can't find a sharpie though

    if those in the studio audience would like to wait until tomorrow night i can scrawl some things on it

    i will even take requests, maybe?

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  • KusuguttaiKusuguttai __BANNED USERS regular
    edited June 2007
    The Geek wrote: »
    Kusuguttai wrote: »
    GUYS STOP SHITTING ON MY THREAD

    Dude, I'm participating.

    Kim Chee is the worst smell ever.

    It's like vomit mixed with vinegar and sauer kraut, boiled, left out to rot, eaten, vomited, and then boiled again.
    oh man i know

    my whole dorm floor was just fucking korean after korean

    cooking their god damned hell dish

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  • Shorn Scrotum ManShorn Scrotum Man Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Kusuguttai wrote: »
    i can't find a sharpie though

    if those in the studio audience would like to wait until tomorrow night i can scrawl some things on it

    i will even take requests, maybe?

    Write 'Teefs Backup' on it.

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  • [Deleted User][Deleted User] new member
    edited June 2007
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  • OrikaeshigitaeOrikaeshigitae Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited June 2007
    Hey Ori.

    Do some poetry while drunk.

    You'll thank me when you're sober.

    no

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  • Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited June 2007
    Dongs smells and printer ink.

    Do it. It'll be the next epic poem.

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  • MeissnerdMeissnerd Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Actually, I did dishes at a lutafisk dinner once

    lutafisk is a Scandinavian dish; it's basically just boiled fish. I don't even know what kind. I smelled like it for a day afterwards, though.

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  • OrikaeshigitaeOrikaeshigitae Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited June 2007
    i don't want to go to bed because i think maybe i will throw up

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  • KusuguttaiKusuguttai __BANNED USERS regular
    edited June 2007
    if i knew it wouldn't hurt so god damned bad i would tattoo "smack my bitch up" on my cock


    also you know what smells liek rancid vagina?

    congealed grease

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  • Shorn Scrotum ManShorn Scrotum Man Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    toe jam

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  • FalloutFallout GIRL'S DAY WAS PRETTY GOOD WHILE THEY LASTEDRegistered User regular
    edited June 2007
    there's nothing wrong with showing strangers your dick

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  • scarlet st.scarlet st. Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    PLUGS THAT AIN'T WOOD

    FUCK THE SMELL

    GOD EW

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  • Calamity JaneCalamity Jane That Wrong Love Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Dead calf at the old job on the dairy farm. One of its stomachs got fucked up and later it burst.

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  • Calamity JaneCalamity Jane That Wrong Love Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Sauerkraut is fucking terrible too.

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  • #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    edited June 2007
    • Roast Pork.

    • That body odor that goes beyond sweat and beyond smelling bad and becomes ammonia and making you almost pass out.

    • pepper.

    #pipe on
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