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Humans- Nature's Anti-Shark
Nuzak
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Fuck sharks. They ain’t no match for the king of all beasts, Homo sapiens sapiens. Shit, humans are so good they named them ‘sapiens’ twice.
Yeah look, here is a shark that could tear this diver into two pieces, if the diver wasn’t in a cage and didn’t have shark-proof armour on him. Or if he didn’t have a harpoon. Or a knife.
Maybe the shark could work out how to open the cage, if he had opposable thumbs and a brain that was used for anything other than ballast.
Well, to be fair, the sharks have only had about 450 million years to evolve anything that could beat humans on any level. Shit, in 1/2250 of the time it took sharks to not do any evolving whatsoever, humans have made fire, culture, farming, art, religion, mathematics, science, philosophy, medicine, writing, guns, TV, the internet, computers, split the atom, reached the highest mountain, explored more than 99% of the earth, gone to the moon, made nuclear weapons, and created music. Nice try sharks, but in a pissing contest, we got you beat like a cheap hooker.
Sharks are spineless pussies. They don’t even have proper bones, they have cartilage. That’s like Styrofoam packing for bones. Humans have bones that can resist a bullet from a fucking gun. What’s more, if humans stop moving for a second, we don’t die, because we aren’t stupid enough to forget how to breathe. Nice going sharks, your intelligence is right up there with learning how not to choke on your own spit.
Sharks only inhabit 30% of the world’s oceans, and humans live anywhere they want. Sharks kill 5 humans a year because they mistake them for seals- humans kill up to 73 million sharks a year because they mistake them for something that might taste good.
Fuck sharks.
let's talk about humans.
Yeah look, here is a shark that could tear this diver into two pieces, if the diver wasn’t in a cage and didn’t have shark-proof armour on him. Or if he didn’t have a harpoon. Or a knife.
Maybe the shark could work out how to open the cage, if he had opposable thumbs and a brain that was used for anything other than ballast.
Well, to be fair, the sharks have only had about 450 million years to evolve anything that could beat humans on any level. Shit, in 1/2250 of the time it took sharks to not do any evolving whatsoever, humans have made fire, culture, farming, art, religion, mathematics, science, philosophy, medicine, writing, guns, TV, the internet, computers, split the atom, reached the highest mountain, explored more than 99% of the earth, gone to the moon, made nuclear weapons, and created music. Nice try sharks, but in a pissing contest, we got you beat like a cheap hooker.
Sharks are spineless pussies. They don’t even have proper bones, they have cartilage. That’s like Styrofoam packing for bones. Humans have bones that can resist a bullet from a fucking gun. What’s more, if humans stop moving for a second, we don’t die, because we aren’t stupid enough to forget how to breathe. Nice going sharks, your intelligence is right up there with learning how not to choke on your own spit.
Sharks only inhabit 30% of the world’s oceans, and humans live anywhere they want. Sharks kill 5 humans a year because they mistake them for seals- humans kill up to 73 million sharks a year because they mistake them for something that might taste good.
Fuck sharks.
let's talk about humans.
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For example, I (a human) want to live at the bottom of the sea.
But I can't.
Because that there's shark territory.
The Division, Warframe (XB1)
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"Fish cannot carry guns"
Lots of incorrect stuff gets spread by people spamming their friends with "List of facts" things.
I mean has anyone gone and checked to see if every dolphin is not enjoying sex? Someone needs to spread one of these "Fact lists" with sources cited.
So it's the sharks we'll have to thank for phasers. Now I love sharks.
that's what's going to win this war on terrorism.
The perfect bait.
Man, the only problem with baiting a trap with tiny cocktail sandwiches is that I would keep going out into that empy field to eat the sandwhiches and spring the lasers on myself every time.
cause they dont need em. obviously.