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Some 7-11's have just become Kwik-E Marts

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  • nevilleneville The Worst Gay (Seriously. The Worst!)Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    There's one in Seattle.
    I will go forth soon and report back.
    With pictures.
    And slurpees.

    neville on
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  • RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator Mod Emeritus
    edited July 2007
    Neville

    pick me up a sixer of the Buzz cola

    I'll get you back

    Rankenphile on
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  • Metzger MeisterMetzger Meister It Gets Worse before it gets any better.Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Some teenager just got hit by a car in front of my house...

    rad. Little fucker shoulder pulled up his pants and maybe he'd have been able to jump out of the way.

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  • LarlarLarlar consecutive normal brunches Moderator, ClubPA Mod Emeritus
    edited July 2007
    "Shoulder" instead of "should have"...huh. That's a first.

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  • StaleghotiStaleghoti Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    tLarLar

    It's the one between Riverdale and Sunnyside on Bank.

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  • nevilleneville The Worst Gay (Seriously. The Worst!)Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Neville

    pick me up a sixer of the Buzz cola

    I'll get you back

    can do

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  • Skull ManSkull Man RIP KUSU Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    so uh someone buy me a radioactive man comic

    this is imperetive

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  • MeissnerdMeissnerd Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Seriously, where are the Canadian ones

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  • RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator Mod Emeritus
    edited July 2007
    in Canada.

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  • Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited July 2007
    Alabama has no 7-11's

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  • StaleghotiStaleghoti Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    I only know of the one in Ottawa.

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  • MeissnerdMeissnerd Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    that's like 3 hours away

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  • StaleghotiStaleghoti Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Go sens Go

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  • nevilleneville The Worst Gay (Seriously. The Worst!)Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Meissnerd wrote: »
    that's like 3 hours away

    saddle up the moose and head out then, son.

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  • The CheeseThe Cheese Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Staleghoti wrote: »
    I only know of the one in Ottawa.

    Where goddammit, where?

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  • StaleghotiStaleghoti Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Seriously people, reading is key.

    BANK STREET

    THE ONE BETWEEN RIVERDALE AND SUNNYSIDE.

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  • The CheeseThe Cheese Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Man I can't bother reading I need answers

    (thank you)

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  • StaleghotiStaleghoti Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Near the Georgetown pub

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  • The CheeseThe Cheese Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Yeah I know exactly the one.

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  • The CheeseThe Cheese Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    I am going right now!

    The Cheese on
  • Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited July 2007
    Where is the one near Alabama? Nowhere? Fuck you seven eleven.

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  • StaleghotiStaleghoti Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    nice, get me some buzz cola

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  • RedeemerRedeemer Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    The nearest 7-11 to me is 45 minutes away and it's Canada Day weekend and I don't wanna do anything

    Toronto sucks

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  • StaleghotiStaleghoti Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    I was called into work a couple hours ago, how fucked is that?

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  • JoonJoon Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Redeemer wrote: »
    Greatest viral marketing campaign of all time

    How is it viral? They're making products to put in stores and putting up lots of stickers/posters and the like. Sounds like normal marketing.

    Joon on
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  • Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited July 2007
    Joon wrote: »
    Redeemer wrote: »
    Greatest viral marketing campaign of all time

    How is it viral? They're making products to put in stores and putting up lots of stickers/posters and the like. Sounds like normal marketing.

    Everyone is gonna be talkin bout it.

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  • RedeemerRedeemer Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Joon wrote: »
    Redeemer wrote: »
    Greatest viral marketing campaign of all time

    How is it viral? They're making products to put in stores and putting up lots of stickers/posters and the like. Sounds like normal marketing.

    There's AIDS in every fourth Krusty-Os box

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  • KingMoleKingMole Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Staleghoti wrote: »
    I only know of the one in Ottawa.

    Someone also said earlier that there was one 20 minutes away from Richmond.

    Never said in what direction though.

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  • JoonJoon Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Joon wrote: »
    Redeemer wrote: »
    Greatest viral marketing campaign of all time

    How is it viral? They're making products to put in stores and putting up lots of stickers/posters and the like. Sounds like normal marketing.

    Everyone is gonna be talkin bout it.

    I thought that was the idea behind marketing in the first place. So if your marketing campaign doesn't completely suck and fail to gain any interest, it's viral.

    Yes, if the cereal contains AIDS I would say that certainly qualifies.

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  • The CheeseThe Cheese Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Staleghoti wrote: »
    I was called into work a couple hours ago, how fucked is that?

    On Canada Day? You at least get time and a half, right?

    The Cheese on
  • MeissnerdMeissnerd Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Man yesterday was Canada day

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  • RedeemerRedeemer Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    But it's still Canada Day weekend

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  • MeissnerdMeissnerd Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Well all I know is that I got stat pay yesterday, but I won't today.

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  • ScrumtrulescentScrumtrulescent Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Did anyone get a free jagged metal Krusty-O?

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  • StaleghotiStaleghoti Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Yeah I wouldn't get Stat pay either probably.

    Some sort of loophole cause landscapers are technically farmers and our jobs are seasonal or something.

    Anyway, yeah I suited up and went down to where I groundskeep but they wouldn't let me in. Thank god for Gov't buildings.

    I called my boss, he understood. I cleaned up the front door out of the kindness of my heart.

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  • Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited July 2007
    Joon wrote: »
    Joon wrote: »
    Redeemer wrote: »
    Greatest viral marketing campaign of all time

    How is it viral? They're making products to put in stores and putting up lots of stickers/posters and the like. Sounds like normal marketing.

    Everyone is gonna be talkin bout it.

    I thought that was the idea behind marketing in the first place. So if your marketing campaign doesn't completely suck and fail to gain any interest, it's viral.

    Yes, if the cereal contains AIDS I would say that certainly qualifies.

    Also consider that FOX didn't actually pay for any of this

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  • Lord DaveLord Dave Grief Causer Bitch Free ZoneRegistered User regular
    edited July 2007
    It's not viral. Except for the AIDS bit.

    My Kwik-E-Mart was out of Krusty-Os! I did not hurl a brick-e-mart, though.

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  • StaleghotiStaleghoti Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Did you get Buzz cola?

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  • Lord DaveLord Dave Grief Causer Bitch Free ZoneRegistered User regular
    edited July 2007
    I got loads of Buzz cola, but I haven't tried it yet. I am drinking a delicious Squishee. Most of which I spilled on the floor, causing it to become quite sticky-mart.

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  • StaleghotiStaleghoti Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    It'd be funny if they made a Chutney flavor

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