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everything in a glass jar

HalberdBlueHalberdBlue Registered User regular
edited July 2007 in Social Entropy++
While driving home today I was wondering:

If you had a very large glass jar, and from the day you were born to the day you died you put everything that came out of or off your body in there (from poop to hair to dead skin cells etc.) how much stuff would be in there when you died?

And I can't even begin to think how disgusting it would look.

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    KovakKovak did a lot of drugs married cher?Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    we call that glass jar halberdblue

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    BYToadyBYToady Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Over the course of 100 years, you'd end up with some really nice fertilizer.

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    TossrockTossrock too weird to live too rare to dieRegistered User regular
    edited July 2007
    I sort of thought this would be a riotcow thread

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    EinEin CaliforniaRegistered User regular
    edited July 2007
    we call that glass jar halberdblue

    air five

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    bbmartinibbmartini Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    out of all the thoughts you have in a day, this was the best one to share?

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    LoserLoser Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    i read somewhere that all the dust in your house is like 90% dead skin cells or something ridiculous like that. not sure how true that was though.

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    MKRMKR Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    So many people in Georgia at PA...

    I'm not used to this. D:

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    EinEin CaliforniaRegistered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Loser wrote: »
    i read somewhere that all the dust in your house is like 90% dead skin cells or something ridiculous like that. not sure how true that was though.

    I have a hard time believing that because dust tends to accrue in the absence of humans, doesn't it?

    Like if I left my home and came back a year later, there would be dust on shit, for sure.

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    Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    edited July 2007
    Loser wrote: »
    i read somewhere that all the dust in your house is like 90% dead skin cells or something ridiculous like that. not sure how true that was though.

    i don't know if it's 90% but yeah, it's mostly skin cells

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    KovakKovak did a lot of drugs married cher?Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    seriously where are all you georgians coming from

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    Wil WheatonWil Wheaton Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    I'm Wil Wheaton.

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    KovakKovak did a lot of drugs married cher?Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Today is a great day in presidential statements

    http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/americas/6251982.stm

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    MKRMKR Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    seriously where are all you georgians coming from

    Maybe the internet is starting to spread here and Georgia will start to modernize.

    Nah.

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    LoserLoser Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Loser wrote: »
    i read somewhere that all the dust in your house is like 90% dead skin cells or something ridiculous like that. not sure how true that was though.

    I have a hard time believing that because dust tends to accrue in the absence of humans, doesn't it?

    Like if I left my home and came back a year later, there would be dust on shit, for sure.

    the only real way to test that is if you sucked all the dirty air out of your house and THEN left for a year.

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    BlankspaceBlankspace __BANNED USERS regular
    edited July 2007
    I'm Wil Wheaton.
    Bizzaro Stormy did it better.

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    EinEin CaliforniaRegistered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Loser wrote: »
    Loser wrote: »
    i read somewhere that all the dust in your house is like 90% dead skin cells or something ridiculous like that. not sure how true that was though.

    I have a hard time believing that because dust tends to accrue in the absence of humans, doesn't it?

    Like if I left my home and came back a year later, there would be dust on shit, for sure.

    the only real way to test that is if you sucked all the dirty air out of your house and THEN left for a year.

    Dear Mythbusters,

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    msuitepyonmsuitepyon Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    GEORGIA 4 LYFE

    wyrd

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    BYToadyBYToady Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    I'm Wil Wheaton.

    Mr. Wheaton, can you tell me how you feel about your agent not including payment for your telekinetic manipulation of the show's doors and other minor effects in your contract with Star Trek?

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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] regular
    edited July 2007
    The user and all related content has been deleted.

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    MKRMKR Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Atlanta's not so bad because it actually has buildings higher than 10 stories.

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    Wil WheatonWil Wheaton Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    BYToady wrote: »
    I'm Wil Wheaton.

    Mr. Wheaton, can you tell me how you feel about your agent not including payment for your telekinetic manipulation of the show's doors and other minor effects in your contract with Star Trek?

    ...

    I'm....


    Wil Weaton.

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    BlankspaceBlankspace __BANNED USERS regular
    edited July 2007
    You are not.

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    BYToadyBYToady Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    BYToady wrote: »
    I'm Wil Wheaton.

    Mr. Wheaton, can you tell me how you feel about your agent not including payment for your telekinetic manipulation of the show's doors and other minor effects in your contract with Star Trek?

    ...

    I'm....


    Wil Weaton.
    I understand if PS238 has you bound by non-disclosure agreements.

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    EinEin CaliforniaRegistered User regular
    edited July 2007
    DOPPELGANGER!

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    LoserLoser Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    i'm disappointed by the fact that i can't judge people based on their join date any more

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    Penguin IncarnatePenguin Incarnate King of Kafiristan Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Blankspace wrote: »
    I'm Wil Wheaton.
    Bizzaro Stormy did it better.
    ...You're kidding, right?

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    #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    edited July 2007
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    Surrender your mysteries to Zoidberg!

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    HalberdBlueHalberdBlue Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Well this is the thought I wanted to share the most because I am genuinely interested in how much shit a human produces in their lifetime :P

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    BYToadyBYToady Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    I'm sure google can enlighten you.

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    TossrockTossrock too weird to live too rare to dieRegistered User regular
    edited July 2007
    i thought this was going to be a riotcow thread

    Look up

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    DrezDrez Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    I read somewhere that 100% of this original post made my brain bleed.

    ^ there it is

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    LarlarLarlar consecutive normal brunches Moderator, ClubPA mod
    edited July 2007
    Loser wrote: »
    i'm disappointed by the fact that i can't judge people based on their join date any more

    Did you two get really bored wherever you are now?

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    BlankspaceBlankspace __BANNED USERS regular
    edited July 2007
    Blankspace wrote: »
    I'm Wil Wheaton.
    Bizzaro Stormy did it better.
    ...You're kidding, right?
    Unless I'm missing something, no.

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    #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Bizzaro stormy was way better

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    LarlarLarlar consecutive normal brunches Moderator, ClubPA mod
    edited July 2007
    Blankspace wrote: »
    Blankspace wrote: »
    I'm Wil Wheaton.
    Bizzaro Stormy did it better.
    ...You're kidding, right?
    Unless I'm missing something, no.
    Wil Wheaton came first.

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    the cheatthe cheat Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited July 2007
    Well this is the thought I wanted to share the most because I am genuinely interested in how much shit a human produces in their lifetime :P

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    BlankspaceBlankspace __BANNED USERS regular
    edited July 2007
    Larlar wrote: »
    Blankspace wrote: »
    Blankspace wrote: »
    I'm Wil Wheaton.
    Bizzaro Stormy did it better.
    ...You're kidding, right?
    Unless I'm missing something, no.
    Wil Wheaton came first.
    Ah, well okay.


    Still think Bizzaro Stormy is funnier.

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    LarlarLarlar consecutive normal brunches Moderator, ClubPA mod
    edited July 2007
    Blankspace wrote: »
    Larlar wrote: »
    Blankspace wrote: »
    Blankspace wrote: »
    I'm Wil Wheaton.
    Bizzaro Stormy did it better.
    ...You're kidding, right?
    Unless I'm missing something, no.
    Wil Wheaton came first.
    Ah, well okay.


    Still think Bizzaro Stormy is funnier.

    They do the same thing, you underweaned plebeian.

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    SheriSheri Resident Fluffer My Living RoomRegistered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Can this thread be turned into something rad?

    Larlar, steer the thread.

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    LarlarLarlar consecutive normal brunches Moderator, ClubPA mod
    edited July 2007
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