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Good Movie Guide

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  • CriticalCritical Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Blaket wrote: »
    Knob wrote: »
    Say Anything...

    For a mindfuck, Mullholland Dr.

    I loved Vanilla Sky, but it's a love it or hate it type of movie.

    have you seen open your eyes

    vanilla sky was a remake of it

    I haven't been able to pick up Abre Los Ojos yet. I've heard that if you see that first, you'll hate Vanilla Sky, and vice versa.

    Up until Elizabethtown, I would give Cameron Crowe a sloppy sloppy blowjob any day.

    Elizabethtown was an bucket of cold fat with a hair in it.

    It was the only movie I have seen at the cinema where I went, I don't care that I paid money to see this I'm going to try and catch some sleep because it will be a more productive use of my time.

    A friend of mine was in love with Cameron Crowe. By in love with, I mean obsessed over his movies and given half the chance would fuck him in the ass until a tiny army of gerbils wearing spelunking gear would have to be deployed to find him.

    This same man told me that watching Elizabethtown was like nailing his cock to a cactus.

    I haven't seen it.

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  • FirstComradeStalinFirstComradeStalin Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    THE GODS MUST BE CRAZY II

    Part 1 was awesome enough, thank you.

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  • Charles KinboteCharles Kinbote Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Brick.

    Brick brick brick brick brick brick.

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  • DranoDrano __BANNED USERS regular
    edited July 2007
    the titanic

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  • NogsNogs Crap, crap, mega crap. Crap, crap, mega crap.Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    brick was an okay movie, but the dialogue really seemed out of place with the character/scene/time period.

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  • Charles KinboteCharles Kinbote Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Nogs wrote: »
    brick was an okay movie, but the dialogue really seemed out of place with the character/scene/time period.

    It was a modern take on the film noir style.

    That's the point.

    It's like saying "A Scanner Darkly was a really good movie, but what was with the camera effects? Could they not hire competent cameramen or film editors?"

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  • DranoDrano __BANNED USERS regular
    edited July 2007
    check out the movie taxi.
    make sure you dont find "taxi driver" by accident, robert deniros comic timing is put to shame by queen latifah in this modern day remake.

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  • NogsNogs Crap, crap, mega crap. Crap, crap, mega crap.Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Nogs wrote: »
    brick was an okay movie, but the dialogue really seemed out of place with the character/scene/time period.

    It was a modern take on the film noir style.

    That's the point.

    It's like saying "A Scanner Darkly was a really good movie, but what was with the camera effects? Could they not hire competent cameramen or film editors?"

    fuck man, all i know is when i watch it i was like "dudes, the queen bee has the honey"

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  • DranoDrano __BANNED USERS regular
    edited July 2007
    anyone see this movie "me you and everyone you know"?
    all i know about is it features this gem of a scene
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5DNzEURiG4A

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  • NogsNogs Crap, crap, mega crap. Crap, crap, mega crap.Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    POOP TOGETHER FOREVER. POOP.

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  • DadouwDadouw Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Drano wrote: »
    anyone see this movie "me you and everyone you know"?
    all i know about is it features this gem of a scene
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5DNzEURiG4A

    That was pure gold.

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  • loverockchildloverockchild Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    i just watched through 1408 in the dark like a man. but that was some scary shit so i have to watch some cartoons now before i go to sleep.

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  • DadouwDadouw Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    i just watched through 1408 in the dark like a man. but that was some scary shit so i have to watch some cartoons now before i go to sleep.

    That movie was great.
    The end particularly satisfied me.

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  • Charles KinboteCharles Kinbote Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Dadouw wrote: »
    i just watched through 1408 in the dark like a man. but that was some scary shit so i have to watch some cartoons now before i go to sleep.

    That movie was great.
    The end particularly satisfied me.

    :winky:

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  • loverockchildloverockchild Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    the look on her face she was like wut no way

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  • Dublo7Dublo7 Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Some good shit I've seen lately;

    Dog Day Afternoon
    Iron Giant
    Dark City
    12 Monkeys
    Wolf Creek

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  • DadouwDadouw Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Dadouw wrote: »
    i just watched through 1408 in the dark like a man. but that was some scary shit so i have to watch some cartoons now before i go to sleep.

    That movie was great.
    The end particularly satisfied me.

    :winky:

    Your the prettiest poney!

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  • Charles KinboteCharles Kinbote Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Dadouw wrote: »
    Dadouw wrote: »
    i just watched through 1408 in the dark like a man. but that was some scary shit so i have to watch some cartoons now before i go to sleep.

    That movie was great.
    The end particularly satisfied me.

    :winky:

    Your the prettiest poney!

    :winky:

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  • FirstComradeStalinFirstComradeStalin Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Drano wrote: »
    anyone see this movie "me you and everyone you know"?
    all i know about is it features this gem of a scene
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5DNzEURiG4A

    Holy crap (lol), I've been trying to find this, too. In the same movie, there's a really weird blowjob scene. I've only seen it absurdly high, so I have no idea.

    IMDB knows about it, though

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  • RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator Mod Emeritus
    edited July 2007
    Dadouw wrote: »
    Drano wrote: »
    anyone see this movie "me you and everyone you know"?
    all i know about is it features this gem of a scene
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5DNzEURiG4A

    That was pure gold.

    unfortunately, the rest of the movie is solid poop

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  • ShoggothShoggoth Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    I really liked City of God and Old boy.

    Also Ikiru is so sad.

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  • WyndhamPriceWyndhamPrice Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Infernal Affairs Trilogy.

    They're the movies that were remade into The Departed. Hong Kong cinema at its finest.

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  • HakuninHakunin Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Drano wrote: »
    check out the movie taxi.
    make sure you dont find "taxi driver" by accident, robert deniros comic timing is put to shame by queen latifah in this modern day remake.

    See, i already mentioned this

    except i recommended the awesome french originals

    not the shitty american remake that you're advocating

    edit: or maybe you're just being sarcastic.

    i hope.

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  • DranoDrano __BANNED USERS regular
    edited July 2007
    thats about the least subtle my sarcasm can possibly be on this forum

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  • Captain CthulhuCaptain Cthulhu Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Best "movie" I've ever seen in all my days? Wizard People, Dear Reader

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  • AnimalplanetAnimalplanet Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Hudson Hawk: It's not great but watching Bruce Willis being toyed with by the likes of the CIA and the Vatican is pretty damn funny. Plus I love the music they sing.
    The Princess Bride: Carry Elwes is fucking awesome.
    American History X: If only for the curb stomp and maybe the prison shower scene :winky:. Really a great film though.

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  • ShoggothShoggoth Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Man Hudson hawk is so fucking bad.

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  • Ol' SparkyOl' Sparky Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    I would rather wax my balls than watch Hudson Hawk.

    The first time I was like what

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  • monsterrormonsterror HEY ASSBUTT Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    You guys, I can't wait until Cashback is released Stateside.

    It looks amazing

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  • Dublo7Dublo7 Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Shoggoth wrote: »
    Man Hudson hawk is so fucking bad.
    I have a "friend" who watches that movie at least once or twice a month.

    He's a special kind of guy.

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  • mastmanmastman Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Wild Wild West

    I mean, Will Smith, Kevin Cline, Salma Hayek, amazing soundtrack INCLUDING a song by one of the ACTORS

    What's not to like?

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  • SilmarilSilmaril Mr Ha Ha Hapless. Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    mastman wrote: »
    Wild Wild West

    I mean, Will Smith, Kevin Cline, Salma Hayek, amazing soundtrack INCLUDING a song by one of the ACTORS

    What's not to like?



    I'm going to have to hurt you now.


    Hurt you very badly.

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  • Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    edited July 2007
    mastman wrote: »
    Wild Wild West

    I mean, Will Smith, Kevin Cline, Salma Hayek, amazing soundtrack INCLUDING a song by one of the ACTORS

    What's not to like?

    I haven't seen it since it was in theaters and I want to see it again

    I know it's probably bad

    But I like Men in Black 2

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  • Dublo7Dublo7 Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    mastman wrote: »
    Wild Wild West

    I mean, Will Smith, Kevin Cline, Salma Hayek, amazing soundtrack INCLUDING a song by one of the ACTORS

    What's not to like?

    The muscles in my face have been contracted and molded into Disgust mode.

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  • Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    edited July 2007
    Dublo7 wrote: »
    mastman wrote: »
    Wild Wild West

    I mean, Will Smith, Kevin Cline, Salma Hayek, amazing soundtrack INCLUDING a song by one of the ACTORS

    What's not to like?

    The muscles in my face have been contracted and molded into Disgust mode.

    Seriously

    His name is Kline

    with a K

    philistine

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  • Dublo7Dublo7 Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Keith, you can't rhyme, homie.

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  • Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    edited July 2007
    i spit hot fire

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  • miguel-sanchezmiguel-sanchez Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited July 2007
    has anyone mentioned "series 7"? I bet no one has mentioned it..

    I'll like to mention it.

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  • Wise_aWise_a Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    There have been some dumb suggestions in this thread so far.

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  • Dublo7Dublo7 Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    It's cliche, but you seriously have to see Citizen Kane.

    At first I thought, "Blah blah, whatever, probably overrated", then I watched it and I was like "HOLY FUCK, that was awesome".

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