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You know, I actually got Smarties mixed up with something else. I can't remember the name. They're spherical, though, instead of M&M shaped, but they come in the same type of packaging. They're divine.
I know what you mean. The name starts with an A and it's a space themed candy.
Pah, that's nothing. That is, it's much more embarrassing than anything I've ever done, you sick freak, but compared to some of the earlier stuff in the thread it's tea and high society.
In my defence I don't remember it, so technically it didn't happen.
News Stations are worse. "Drinking water? We'll tell you why you're fucked so hard on News@11 after Local News, weather, and sports with Crazy Fucker McGee".
Not to mention the whole killer-disease-of-the-year news cycle.
Then they always have that actor at the end say "Finally! I can live my life like a normal person!"
I like the cures for depression that "may cause impotence, nausea, constipation, and drowsiness". And you thought you were fuckin' depressed before.
Insomnia is like the worst fucking one. How are you supposed to get better when you're not sleeping at all? It's kind of silly. That said, they do work for many people, but not all and certainly not as indiscriminately as the pharmaceutical companies and their pet doctors would like people to believe.
Seriously, one of the more annoying things about living in a society with such a hate-on for male grooming outside of Hollywood is nobody fricking tells you how to sexify your hair without removing most of it.
I want silky locks dammit.
Right now I either have plastic hair or Hair Band hair.
What's the best thing to throw at your friends who are pissing in your lawn hedge at night? I was thinking of throwing a shoe but didnt want it getting wet.
What's the best thing to throw at your friends who are pissing in your lawn hedge at night? I was thinking of throwing a shoe but didnt want it getting wet.
Use a hose, and shoot from the groin. They'll get the message.
What's the best thing to throw at your friends who are pissing in your lawn hedge at night? I was thinking of throwing a shoe but didnt want it getting wet.
Use a hose, and shoot from the groin. They'll get the message.
If I wanted to do I would send them the actual message. Stamp and everything. :P
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You fool, now it will stay grey. Forever.
I know what you mean. The name starts with an A and it's a space themed candy.
Eh, aging or youthing, either way you end up in diapers again.
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Astropop?
I am a perfectly normal human worm baby.
I need to sexify it before my stress and dieting leave me bald.
So I have like five minutes.
You used an made my life so sweet
Step out like a God found child
I saw your eyes across the street
STRAIGHT UP
In my defence I don't remember it, so technically it didn't happen.
My girlfriend was traumatized, however.
hahahahaha
You know how long my hair is right.
Just like Texas!
News Stations are worse. "Drinking water? We'll tell you why you're fucked so hard on News@11 after Local News, weather, and sports with Crazy Fucker McGee".
Not to mention the whole killer-disease-of-the-year news cycle.
"Suffering from hangnail? We have the cure for you!
WarningsideeffectsincludeHIVdrowsinessbrainhemorragesyourarmwillfalloffimpotenceandlackofsexualdrive"
Then they always have that actor at the end say "Finally! I can live my life like a normal person!"
I like the cures for depression that "may cause impotence, nausea, constipation, and drowsiness". And you thought you were fuckin' depressed before.
A) Not as long as mine.
C) You've just got to want it.
Tomorrow, Tomorrow, there's always tomorrow.
It's only a day away.
Side effects may include memory loss, brain damage, and death.
Alright, but you have to fuck a diseased monkey carcass. You also have to find a diseased monkey and kill it yourself.
I'll still be collecting my 5 easy payments of $29.95 though.
I don't think this would be a good look for me.
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Seriously, one of the more annoying things about living in a society with such a hate-on for male grooming outside of Hollywood is nobody fricking tells you how to sexify your hair without removing most of it.
I want silky locks dammit.
Right now I either have plastic hair or Hair Band hair.
I need a stylist.
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If I wanted to do I would send them the actual message. Stamp and everything. :P
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He shot me down.
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