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it occured to me today

bongibongi regular
edited July 2007 in Social Entropy++
i am the direct descendant of many millions of organisms that worked tirelessly to pass on their genetic information to the next generation

by not having kids, i have let them down; i have rendered their very existence completely irrelevant

i feel like i have let many millions of ancestors down :< (even the ugly slimy ones)

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  • AbracadanielAbracadaniel Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    me too bongi, me too.

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  • SaniusSanius Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    this is why I will raise as many children as possible

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  • J. GrantJ. Grant Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited July 2007
    HA HA I HAD A KID ALREADY

    CHILDFREE SCUM

    GET IN THE FUCKING BOXCAR YOU WORTHLESS SACKS WHO REFUSE TO PROCREATE

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  • ArcticXCArcticXC Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    First, you were born. This in itself is a remarkable achievement. Did you know that each time your father ejaculated (and frankly he did it quite a lot) he produced roughly 25 million spermatozoa--enough to repopulate Britain every two days or so? For you to have been born, not only did you have to be among the few batches of sperm that had even a theoretical chance of prospering--in itself quite a long shot--but you then had to win a race against 24,999,999 or so other wriggling contenders, all rushing to swim the English Channel of your mother's vagina in order to be the first ashore at the fertile egg of Boulogne, as it were. Being born was easily the most remarkable achievement of your whole life. And think: You could just as easily have been a flatworm.

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  • AirAir Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    having kids aint so hard just break open a pack of tampons and carefully repack them after adding to them

    Air on
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  • TrulzTrulz Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    That is basically the least sexy thing I have ever read

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  • SASA Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    I think about that too since I'm the last descendant of my family name. I'd be letting down all my ancestors like the 18th-century ship captain and the Spanish-American War veteran.

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  • BYToadyBYToady Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    ArcticXC wrote: »
    First, you were born. This in itself is a remarkable achievement. Did you know that each time your father ejaculated (and frankly he did it quite a lot) he produced roughly 25 million spermatozoa--enough to repopulate Britain every two days or so? For you to have been born, not only did you have to be among the few batches of sperm that had even a theoretical chance of prospering--in itself quite a long shot--but you then had to win a race against 24,999,999 or so other wriggling contenders, all rushing to swim the English Channel of your mother's vagina in order to be the first ashore at the fertile egg of Boulogne, as it were. Being born was easily the most remarkable achievement of your whole life. And think: You could just as easily have been a flatworm.

    Those numbers are far to big for my brain to handle, so what you said proves god exists.

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  • bongibongi regular
    edited July 2007
    ArcticXC wrote: »
    First, you were born. This in itself is a remarkable achievement. Did you know that each time your father ejaculated (and frankly he did it quite a lot) he produced roughly 25 million spermatozoa--enough to repopulate Britain every two days or so? For you to have been born, not only did you have to be among the few batches of sperm that had even a theoretical chance of prospering--in itself quite a long shot--but you then had to win a race against 24,999,999 or so other wriggling contenders, all rushing to swim the English Channel of your mother's vagina in order to be the first ashore at the fertile egg of Boulogne, as it were. Being born was easily the most remarkable achievement of your whole life. And think: You could just as easily have been a flatworm.


    Welcome. And congratulations. I'm delighted that you could make it. Getting here wasn't easy, I know. In fact, I suspect it was a little tougher than you realise.

    bongi on
  • scarlet st.scarlet st. Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Air wrote: »
    having kids aint so hard just break open a pack of tampons and carefully repack them after adding to them

    yes please do this

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  • ArcticXCArcticXC Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    bongi wrote: »
    ArcticXC wrote: »
    First, you were born. This in itself is a remarkable achievement. Did you know that each time your father ejaculated (and frankly he did it quite a lot) he produced roughly 25 million spermatozoa--enough to repopulate Britain every two days or so? For you to have been born, not only did you have to be among the few batches of sperm that had even a theoretical chance of prospering--in itself quite a long shot--but you then had to win a race against 24,999,999 or so other wriggling contenders, all rushing to swim the English Channel of your mother's vagina in order to be the first ashore at the fertile egg of Boulogne, as it were. Being born was easily the most remarkable achievement of your whole life. And think: You could just as easily have been a flatworm.


    Welcome. And congratulations. I'm delighted that you could make it. Getting here wasn't easy, I know. In fact, I suspect it was a little tougher than you realise.

    I like his style.

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  • PotUPotU __BANNED USERS regular
    edited July 2007
    I just found my old myspace.

    Haha, it's so awful!

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  • BrinkBrink Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    You're letting all the rest of them down by posting this thread.

    What, one of you fuckers should have been on this.

    Brink on
    ;)
  • bongibongi regular
    edited July 2007
    ArcticXC wrote: »
    bongi wrote: »
    ArcticXC wrote: »
    First, you were born. This in itself is a remarkable achievement. Did you know that each time your father ejaculated (and frankly he did it quite a lot) he produced roughly 25 million spermatozoa--enough to repopulate Britain every two days or so? For you to have been born, not only did you have to be among the few batches of sperm that had even a theoretical chance of prospering--in itself quite a long shot--but you then had to win a race against 24,999,999 or so other wriggling contenders, all rushing to swim the English Channel of your mother's vagina in order to be the first ashore at the fertile egg of Boulogne, as it were. Being born was easily the most remarkable achievement of your whole life. And think: You could just as easily have been a flatworm.


    Welcome. And congratulations. I'm delighted that you could make it. Getting here wasn't easy, I know. In fact, I suspect it was a little tougher than you realise.

    I like his style.

    he is by far my favourite author

    bongi on
  • AirAir Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    scarlet st. wrote: »
    Air wrote: »
    having kids aint so hard just break open a pack of tampons and carefully repack them after adding to them

    yes please do this

    nah you can have that one

    ill take the water supply

    Air on
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  • Katchem_ashKatchem_ash __BANNED USERS regular
    edited July 2007
    Man we should all get cracking producing babies.

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  • WerrickWerrick Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    bongi wrote: »
    i am the direct descendant of many millions of organisms that worked tirelessly to pass on their genetic information to the next generation

    by not having kids, i have let them down; i have rendered their very existence completely irrelevant

    i feel like i have let many millions of ancestors down :< (even the ugly slimy ones)

    Take a good look around you and ask yourself if your ancestors would want their progeny living and growing up in this world.

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  • GreenGreen Stick around. I'm full of bad ideas.Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Wait why is K_a jailed

    Green on
  • BrinkBrink Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    The one where things are a lot more easier and comfortable than they were when they were around? My vote is yeah, probably.

    Brink on
    ;)
  • NucshNucsh Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    I'm 6'4", fit, blonde, healthy, and of Eastern European descent with no history of any major family illnesses.

    Who wants my genes :winky:

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  • cj iwakuracj iwakura The Rhythm Regent Bears The Name FreedomRegistered User regular
    edited July 2007
    On the other hand, every time you wish you had kids, go take a look at what the average incapable parent has to contend with.

    You'll feel better.

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  • bongibongi regular
    edited July 2007
    Nucsh wrote: »
    I'm 6'4", fit, blonde, healthy, and of Eastern European descent with no history of any major family illnesses.

    Who wants my genes :winky:

    i will take one order of genes, put em in the mouth thanks

    bongi on
  • NucshNucsh Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    bongi wrote: »
    Nucsh wrote: »
    I'm 6'4", fit, blonde, healthy, and of Eastern European descent with no history of any major family illnesses.

    Who wants my genes :winky:

    i will take one order of genes, put em in the mouth thanks

    Psh

    I want kids

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  • bongibongi regular
    edited July 2007
    Nucsh wrote: »
    bongi wrote: »
    Nucsh wrote: »
    I'm 6'4", fit, blonde, healthy, and of Eastern European descent with no history of any major family illnesses.

    Who wants my genes :winky:

    i will take one order of genes, put em in the mouth thanks

    Psh

    I want kids

    hey i said load me up!







    hahaha "load"

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  • Katchem_ashKatchem_ash __BANNED USERS regular
    edited July 2007
    Who wants my genes? They come with Money, Jewish blood and lovely dickgirls and tentacles!

    Try now only for a limited time.

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  • NucshNucsh Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    I do not want your mouth babies :(

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  • ascotascot Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    It kind of frightens me the amount of retarded scumbags who have children. What wil their children be like? Bongi you are doing us all an injustice by not procreating.

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  • NucshNucsh Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Bongi go to a sperm bank

    Just skip the middle man... er, vagina

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  • Caulk Bite 6Caulk Bite 6 One of the multitude of Dans infesting this place Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Green wrote: »
    Wait why is K_a jailed

    It seems that even he is not immune to the wrath of the mods.

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  • mullymully Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    i feel sort of guilty
    i want kids
    and i want them from my genes
    but like
    there are so many kids out there with no parents
    that could be adopted
    and yet i'm all
    'lol no i want my own kthx'

    mully on
  • Caulk Bite 6Caulk Bite 6 One of the multitude of Dans infesting this place Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    I'm fairly certain that I'm not going to have kids.

    Just a feeling a I get.

    As I look to the west.

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  • bongibongi regular
    edited July 2007
    Nucsh wrote: »
    I do not want your mouth babies :(

    then this relationship is over

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  • Katchem_ashKatchem_ash __BANNED USERS regular
    edited July 2007
    Caulk Bite wrote: »
    I'm fairly certain that I'm not going to have kids.

    Just a feeling a I get.

    As I look to the west.

    What you're going to go exploring or raiding and never come back?

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  • mr0rangemr0range Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    This reminds me of Idiocracy.

    Only the stupid will procreate.

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  • AirAir Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    mully what happened to open field

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  • MeissnerdMeissnerd Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    I'd like to adopt, I think, if I ever want kids. D:

    There's already too many in the world; don't need to add more.

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  • ascotascot Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Meissnerd wrote: »
    I'd like to adopt, I think, if I ever want kids. D:

    There's already too many in the world; don't need to add more.

    but what if they're...broken

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  • MeissnerdMeissnerd Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    ascot wrote: »
    Meissnerd wrote: »
    I'd like to adopt, I think, if I ever want kids. D:

    There's already too many in the world; don't need to add more.

    but what if they're...broken

    What if a kid from your gene pool is broken

    What then, sir

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  • Katchem_ashKatchem_ash __BANNED USERS regular
    edited July 2007
    Man you need kids. Would you be able to kill your adopted kid if he was given up because he was the Devil. Didn't movies teach you anything?

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