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  • [Deleted User][Deleted User] new member
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  • Seta 3000Seta 3000 Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    I'm just wondering if the dude actually went out and got an MRI of his brain

    Or if he's just spoutin

    Well, I think he's being hypothetical

    Like, if they did do a MRI of her brain, she believes the activity would show that her brain is more of a female persuasion because she feels she is transgendered

    I don't really think doctors have like, 'free MRI!' days or anything, you know

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  • FizFiz Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    So what would you do if you went out and got an MRI and they were all "I've seen transgendered brains, and this is not a transgendered brain. This is a dog's brain."

    Serious bark bark bark

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  • DrezDrez Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    So what would you do if you went out and got an MRI and they were all "I've seen transgendered brains, and this is not a transgendered brain. This is a dog's brain."

    He would get a tail transplant instead.

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  • ShurakaiShurakai Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    I wonder who was gay in high school. There was one guy who was openly gay and he hung out with girls, I don't think he got any guy action, poor kid.

    There was this one guy who everyone said was gay so he buffed up and got engaged to a goth she devil that everyone knew slept'd around.

    I was probably the most likely candidate for gay person in my group of friends, but I'm not really (well ok a little, tiny bit. I wouldn't say no to a threesome with a chick and another guy, lets leave it at that.)

    I suppose there is andrew, but he is just feminine (now bitter and not at all feminine), and hasn't gotten any on either side of the spectrum.

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  • DynagripDynagrip Break me a million hearts HoustonRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited July 2007
    Drez wrote: »
    Air wrote: »
    i have a womans sense of direction

    You constantly pull over and ask people to help you find shit?
    People have said that I have a woman's memory or that I argue like a woman. But combined with a man's logic it makes me nigh invincible!

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  • Darkblade_1Darkblade_1 __BANNED USERS regular
    edited July 2007
    He just didn't feel like himself without one.

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  • AWIYAWIY Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Fizban wrote: »
    AWIY wrote: »
    Fizban wrote: »
    My senior year of high school sucked because I wasn't in great shape like the guys on the water polo team (so hot), and the guy I had a crush on was the younger brother of one of my friends who was also gay and I don't think he appreciated me fondling him all the time.

    This seems like something it would be difficult to be unsure about.

    Mang, his younger brother was such a nympho. I wasn't even sure if he was gay or just enjoying having somebody tease his nipples while we waited in line for the bus.

    I had a discussion (argument seems like too strong a term here) with someone a couple days back about the sensitivity of the male nipple and the playing with... there...of.

    He claimed that it was un-enjoyable for any male uniformally full stop.

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  • AWIYAWIY Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    So what would you do if you went out and got an MRI and they were all "I've seen transgendered brains, and this is not a transgendered brain. This is a dog's brain."
    I'd kill myself

    You know, this is not a real good springboard as far as jokes go.

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  • WiseguyWiseguy __BANNED USERS regular
    edited July 2007
    AWIY wrote: »
    Wiseguy wrote: »
    the first time i posted, it was in some G&T thread. don't really remember. that forum's a bore. but, i've lurked SE for a long ass time now, but I rarely post. i'm more of an observer. my reaction to this forum initially was "jesus christ, this is bizarre as fuck" but after getting used to the forum "culture", i find you guys utterly hilarious. SE's like an extremely crude, demented comedy sketch, but awesomely entertaining.

    sex? uh, with some random cosplaying chick with self-esteem issues at an anime convention. am i ashamed? kinda, but she was cute.

    What was she cosplaying? :3

    i don't remember, dude. all i know is that she had a real short skirt and some other skank wear and she was good to go with easy access.

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  • Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited July 2007
    Would you be all "Well, science tells me invaritably that I have a dog brain, so I guess I'll get surgery to fix the mistake that nature made one sweaty night eighteen years ago when the condom broke" or would you be all "Fuck that, gimmie a cooter"

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    Humor can be dissected as a frog can, but dies in the process.
  • ShurakaiShurakai Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    There was no shortage of lesbians in my HS however. So many. I dont think I had any close female friends that hadn't fooled around with a chick at some time or another.

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  • AWIYAWIY Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Would you be all "Well, science tells me invaritably that I have a dog brain, so I guess I'll get surgery to fix the mistake that nature made one sweaty night eighteen years ago when the condom broke" or would you be all "Fuck that, gimmie a cooter"

    Can... Can I hear the choices again please?

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  • [Deleted User][Deleted User] new member
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  • FizFiz Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    AWIY wrote: »
    Fizban wrote: »
    AWIY wrote: »
    Fizban wrote: »
    My senior year of high school sucked because I wasn't in great shape like the guys on the water polo team (so hot), and the guy I had a crush on was the younger brother of one of my friends who was also gay and I don't think he appreciated me fondling him all the time.

    This seems like something it would be difficult to be unsure about.

    Mang, his younger brother was such a nympho. I wasn't even sure if he was gay or just enjoying having somebody tease his nipples while we waited in line for the bus.

    I had a discussion (argument seems like too strong a term here) with someone a couple days back about the sensitivity of the male nipple and the playing with... there...of.

    He claimed that it was un-enjoyable for any male uniformally full stop.

    Sounds like this guy was afraid that having his nipples involved with foreplay would make him a queer.

    Fiz on
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  • WiseguyWiseguy __BANNED USERS regular
    edited July 2007
    Shurakai wrote: »
    There was no shortage of lesbians in my HS however. So many. I dont think I had any close female friends that hadn't fooled around with a chick at some time or another.

    the hell

    that sounds like a lie or the setup of a porno flick.

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  • Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited July 2007
    What would Bob Kelso say about professional psychotherapists?

    He'd say you'd need a full body scan at Sacred Heart Hospital.

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  • AWIYAWIY Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Fizban wrote: »
    AWIY wrote: »
    Fizban wrote: »
    AWIY wrote: »
    Fizban wrote: »
    My senior year of high school sucked because I wasn't in great shape like the guys on the water polo team (so hot), and the guy I had a crush on was the younger brother of one of my friends who was also gay and I don't think he appreciated me fondling him all the time.

    This seems like something it would be difficult to be unsure about.

    Mang, his younger brother was such a nympho. I wasn't even sure if he was gay or just enjoying having somebody tease his nipples while we waited in line for the bus.

    I had a discussion (argument seems like too strong a term here) with someone a couple days back about the sensitivity of the male nipple and the playing with... there...of.

    He claimed that it was un-enjoyable for any male uniformally full stop.

    Sounds like this guy was afraid that having his nipples involved with foreplay would make him a queer.

    Well, maybe, but that doesn't really fit with his character.

    I have no real reason to "call him out" on his nipple sensitivity; which, I assure you, is an assignment that I would relish.

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  • AirAir Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    psychotherapy isnt even a science

    its just guessing

    Air on
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  • monsterrormonsterror HEY ASSBUTT Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    You gays, I have Mully's phone number.

    </creepy>

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  • mullymully Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Would you be all "Well, science tells me invaritably that I have a dog brain, so I guess I'll get surgery to fix the mistake that nature made one sweaty night eighteen years ago when the condom broke" or would you be all "Fuck that, gimmie a cooter"

    If the natural instincts of being a dog weren't breaking through, then why mess with it?
    I'm sure not everyone born with the opposite gendered brain wants to get it reversed.
    I'm sure that nurture, in many cases, is enough to make one comfortable in one's body, regardless of gender.

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  • AWIYAWIY Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Wiseguy wrote: »
    Shurakai wrote: »
    There was no shortage of lesbians in my HS however. So many. I dont think I had any close female friends that hadn't fooled around with a chick at some time or another.

    the hell

    that sounds like a lie or the setup of a porno flick.

    That sounds like the popular culture of our generation :S

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  • DynagripDynagrip Break me a million hearts HoustonRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited July 2007
    Air wrote: »
    psychotherapy isnt even a science

    its just guessing
    And some of them are complete jerks.

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  • TabascoTabasco Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Psychotherapy and psychiatric drugs are complete bullshit that help with nothing.

    Tabasco on
    Life is too important to be taken seriously.
    -Oscar Wilde
  • mullymully Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    monsterror wrote: »
    You gays, I have Mully's phone number.

    </creepy>

    everyone who knows how to get to facebook has my ph #
    i care not
    feel free to call
    its your long distance charges, not mine

    mully on
  • Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited July 2007
    I can't imagine how those meetings might go. "You've got the gay, Mr. Far Side. You've got the gay bad."

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    Humor can be dissected as a frog can, but dies in the process.
  • WiseguyWiseguy __BANNED USERS regular
    edited July 2007
    AWIY wrote: »
    Wiseguy wrote: »
    Shurakai wrote: »
    There was no shortage of lesbians in my HS however. So many. I dont think I had any close female friends that hadn't fooled around with a chick at some time or another.

    the hell

    that sounds like a lie or the setup of a porno flick.

    That sounds like the popular culture of our generation :S

    ahhhhhaaa

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  • ShurakaiShurakai Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    AWIY wrote: »
    Wiseguy wrote: »
    Shurakai wrote: »
    There was no shortage of lesbians in my HS however. So many. I dont think I had any close female friends that hadn't fooled around with a chick at some time or another.

    the hell

    that sounds like a lie or the setup of a porno flick.

    That sounds like the popular culture of our generation :S

    Yea, half of them probably did it to make the guys hot for them.

    But still.

    Pretty awesome.

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  • DynagripDynagrip Break me a million hearts HoustonRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited July 2007
    monsterror wrote: »
    You gays, I have Mully's phone number.

    </creepy>
    Oh yeah, I do too. I guess I actually texted her on her way to getting boned at PortPAX.

    Dynagrip on
  • Seta 3000Seta 3000 Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Tabasco wrote: »
    Psychotherapy and psychiatric drugs are complete bullshit that help with nothing.

    Are you a Scientologist

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  • FirstComradeStalinFirstComradeStalin Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Air wrote: »
    psychotherapy isnt even a science

    its just guessing

    This statement clearly shows you have issues with your father. Did he ever yell at you when you were a child when you did something bad? See, I knew he did, you need to come back to my office 5 times a week for $100/hour sessions. Tell Judy on the way out, she'll pencil you in.

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  • ShurakaiShurakai Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    mully wrote: »
    monsterror wrote: »
    You gays, I have Mully's phone number.

    </creepy>

    everyone who knows how to get to facebook has my ph #
    i care not
    feel free to call
    its your long distance charges, not mine

    olol skype unlimited

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  • DynagripDynagrip Break me a million hearts HoustonRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited July 2007
    Tabasco wrote: »
    Psychotherapy and psychiatric drugs are complete bullshit that help with nothing.
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  • [Deleted User][Deleted User] new member
    edited July 2007
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  • mullymully Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Munkus I've been clinically diagnosed by a professional psychotherapist as a transsexual

    I don't know what you are trying to do really

    i guess if someone told him that they were pretty sure his heart was about to fail
    he wouldn't get it checked out and try to fix it
    he would just let it fail because even though he has been having chest pains
    why try and fix it?

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  • AWIYAWIY Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    t-t-t-t-t-triple kill

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  • TabascoTabasco Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Seta 3000 wrote: »
    Tabasco wrote: »
    Psychotherapy and psychiatric drugs are complete bullshit that help with nothing.

    Are you a Scientologist

    No, I'm an atheist. I believe in science. And there is no science behind psychotherapy. I changed my major from Psychology to Philosophy when I learned how much of it was just lame guesswork with no scientific backing.

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  • Calamity JaneCalamity Jane That Wrong Love Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Tabasco wrote: »
    Psychotherapy and psychiatric drugs are complete bullshit that help with nothing.

    are you a scientologist

    No. Us warlocks have opinions too.

    Let me consult the runes.

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  • WiseguyWiseguy __BANNED USERS regular
    edited July 2007
    one day, it'd be chill to get wasted with the lot of ya, even if i don't know you guys that well. just sure it would be good times.

    even maybe toke with the pothead SE-ers

    someday in the future.

    when i have money.

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  • mullymully Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Dynagrip wrote: »
    monsterror wrote: »
    You gays, I have Mully's phone number.

    </creepy>
    Oh yeah, I do too. I guess I actually texted her on her way to getting boned at PortPAX.

    yup you did!
    i kept it, too!
    :D

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