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  • As7As7 Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    My first post was probably about a video game back when there were only two forums (plus the club PA one) and I made ABSOLUTELY SURE it was harmless and easily overlooked.

    I still got crap for being new when some of the regs noticed me but it wasn't so bad, really.

    Also I chose a character from Inuyasha as my avatar (adult swim was a new thing at the time and I was a fan of anything on that television block.)

    Ugh...



    My first time having sex? It was the end of my first year of college. I hadn't so much as held hands with anyone yet but I was growing more confident...I felt ready.

    Anyhow, I was studying for a chemistry final with a girl from my hall. She was cute...the day of our final, we take a break from studying, get some ice cream, and take it back to her room. We talk for a bit and all of a sudden I get this burst of confidence and put my hand on your her thigh. What ensued was a lot of firsts...but not a loss of virginity. That would come later when, having finished all her tests, she came to my dark room in the middle of the night. She was nervous but all of a sudden I find the most interesting words coming out of my mouth.

    It was pretty awkward for me...she didn't know it was my first time. I wasn't able to communicate what it was felt good once things started, either, so it didn't feel super great and it lasted too long...

    Next day we both went back to our home towns but we kept in contact...things weren't the same though.

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  • tsplittertsplitter Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    my first post ever was in G&T. I asked what you could use to make a .torrent file.

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  • Me Too!Me Too! __BANNED USERS regular
    edited July 2007
    I posted in SE the same day I joined. It was one of my first posts on the boards, and I came here shortly after reading the entire PA archives.

    Since then I have been buttraped constantly by the giant popularity contest that is SE++.

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  • tsplittertsplitter Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    i think the worst sexual experience for someone would the accidental killing of a household pet

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  • BroloBrolo Broseidon Lord of the BroceanRegistered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Wiggin wrote: »
    I posted in SE the same day I joined. It was one of my first posts on the boards, and I came here shortly after reading the entire PA archives.

    Since then I have been buttraped constantly by the giant popularity contest that is SE++.


    Man how do you even average 46 posts a day?

    I don't think I can even count that high

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  • Me Too!Me Too! __BANNED USERS regular
    edited July 2007
    Rolo wrote: »
    Wiggin wrote: »
    I posted in SE the same day I joined. It was one of my first posts on the boards, and I came here shortly after reading the entire PA archives.

    Since then I have been buttraped constantly by the giant popularity contest that is SE++.


    Man how do you even average 46 posts a day?

    I don't think I can even count that high

    I used to hang in the D&D chat thread. And by "hang" I mean post constantly.
    To be honest, the first month is a blurr.

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  • Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited July 2007
    My first posts were in the Artist Corner.

    My first post in SE was to quote boddah to agree with him.

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  • Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    edited July 2007
    I'm just as bad Rolo :(

    fuck, actually worse

    rich kid with no social life

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  • ChicoBlueChicoBlue Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Wiggin, your constant posting about how no one likes you is making me not like you.

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    edited July 2007
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  • tsplittertsplitter Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    i dont think i can go past my 4 posts a day

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  • RedeemerRedeemer Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    My first time posting here was either in the Sloppy Cosplay thread (last April) about how hot a Kilik cosplayer was, or in some thread about bisexuality where I said how hot Hugh Jackman was

    Either way, it seemed like heavy foreshadowing

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  • #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    edited July 2007
    good old wiggin.

    his first post and loss of innocence were the same event.

    #pipe on
  • naporeonnaporeon Seattle, WARegistered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Wiggin wrote: »
    I posted in SE the same day I joined. It was one of my first posts on the boards, and I came here shortly after reading the entire PA archives.

    Since then I have been buttraped constantly by the giant popularity contest that is SE++.
    That is bullshit.

    Do you have any idea how unpopular I was when I started posting?

    It's about testing the fucking waters and learning what the forum culture is, before you just jump in and start fucking about.

    And a posts-per-day as high as yours should be indicator number one that you didn't bother.

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  • RedeemerRedeemer Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Also I agree with nap

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  • Me Too!Me Too! __BANNED USERS regular
    edited July 2007
    naporeon wrote: »
    Wiggin wrote: »
    I posted in SE the same day I joined. It was one of my first posts on the boards, and I came here shortly after reading the entire PA archives.

    Since then I have been buttraped constantly by the giant popularity contest that is SE++.
    That is bullshit.

    Do you have any idea how unpopular I was when I started posting?

    It's about testing the fucking waters and learning what the forum culture is, before you just jump in and start fucking about.

    And a posts-per-day as high as yours should be indicator number one that you didn't bother.

    No shit, sherlock. But even after I got a feel for it, I still got fucked.
    And most of those posts were from D&D. I posted in SE a few times, moved to D&D, and got semi-accepted before I called them out in the bitch forum.

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  • Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    edited July 2007
    i used to post in G&T and then linksville and then G&T and now SE

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  • naporeonnaporeon Seattle, WARegistered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Wiggin wrote: »
    naporeon wrote: »
    Wiggin wrote: »
    I posted in SE the same day I joined. It was one of my first posts on the boards, and I came here shortly after reading the entire PA archives.

    Since then I have been buttraped constantly by the giant popularity contest that is SE++.
    That is bullshit.

    Do you have any idea how unpopular I was when I started posting?

    It's about testing the fucking waters and learning what the forum culture is, before you just jump in and start fucking about.

    And a posts-per-day as high as yours should be indicator number one that you didn't bother.

    No shit, sherlock. But even after I got a feel for it, I still got fucked.
    And most of those posts were from D&D. I posted in SE a few times, moved to D&D, and got semi-accepted before I called them out in the bitch forum.
    Wait.

    When did you "get a feel for it", as you call it?

    Because I sure as shit haven't seen you get a feel for anything around here.

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  • tsplittertsplitter Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    DO YOU STILL PVP IRL

    i pwn the nubz 4lyfe dawgie

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  • MenaceMenace regular
    edited July 2007
    the culture here is still confusing to me and I've been around a fair while

    I mean, I get the jist of it

    but there are hidden depths I can't begin to fathom

    Menace on
  • BroloBrolo Broseidon Lord of the BroceanRegistered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Wiggin wrote: »
    naporeon wrote: »
    Wiggin wrote: »
    I posted in SE the same day I joined. It was one of my first posts on the boards, and I came here shortly after reading the entire PA archives.

    Since then I have been buttraped constantly by the giant popularity contest that is SE++.
    That is bullshit.

    Do you have any idea how unpopular I was when I started posting?

    It's about testing the fucking waters and learning what the forum culture is, before you just jump in and start fucking about.

    And a posts-per-day as high as yours should be indicator number one that you didn't bother.

    No shit, sherlock. But even after I got a feel for it, I still got fucked.
    And most of those posts were from D&D. I posted in SE a few times, moved to D&D, and got semi-accepted before I called them out in the bitch forum.

    Man, don't argue with Nap, he's good people and he's given pretty much everyone here a second chance (see : theSAVED)

    He is my rubric as to whether or not someone is an unforgiveable idiot douchebag.

    Brolo on
  • tsplittertsplitter Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    you complete me

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  • Me Too!Me Too! __BANNED USERS regular
    edited July 2007
    DO YOU STILL PVP IRL

    My shining moment here.

    And Nap, I lurked in SE while I posted in D&D. I posted in the occasional thread.
    Guess how it's gone?
    EDIT: I think the only person here who gave me another chance was Pony.

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  • DrezDrez Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Every time I post it feels just like the first time. Slipping my warm, erect post into a juicy thread. Quivering, it waits for me to fill it with my steaming, white text.

    Drez on
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  • Calamity JaneCalamity Jane That Wrong Love Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    naporeon wrote: »
    Wiggin wrote: »
    I posted in SE the same day I joined. It was one of my first posts on the boards, and I came here shortly after reading the entire PA archives.

    Since then I have been buttraped constantly by the giant popularity contest that is SE++.
    That is bullshit.

    Do you have any idea how unpopular I was when I started posting?

    It's about testing the fucking waters and learning what the forum culture is, before you just jump in and start fucking about.

    And a posts-per-day as high as yours should be indicator number one that you didn't bother.

    That's quite true. I think I only encountered one forumer intent on doing one of those "I WILL TELL YOU OFF IN A PARAGRAPH, FOOL" things at my expense.

    Other than that, it's been gay jokes and telling people how much I hate Joss Whedon.

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  • JordynJordyn Really, Commander? Probing Uranus. Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    I always just post the first thing that comes into my head.

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  • tsplittertsplitter Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Drez wrote: »
    Every time I post it feels just like the first time. Slipping my warm, erect post into a juicy thread. Quivering, it waits for me to fill it with my steaming, white text.

    its nothing like that at all

    admit it!

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  • MenaceMenace regular
    edited July 2007
    Jordyn wrote: »
    I always just post the first thing that comes into my head.

    I always do this, but when I go to click submit I think better of it

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  • BroloBrolo Broseidon Lord of the BroceanRegistered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Wiggin wrote: »
    DO YOU STILL PVP IRL

    My shining moment here.

    And Nap, I lurked in SE while I posted in D&D. I posted in the occasional thread.
    Guess how it's gone?
    EDIT: I think the only person here who gave me another chance was Pony.

    Well, people seem to know you at least.

    You could be the next RMD/Sniperguy/Uriel.

    Or if you work on your rhetoric even the next DeaconBlues.

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  • JordynJordyn Really, Commander? Probing Uranus. Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    my head hurts

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  • DrezDrez Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Jordyn wrote: »
    I always just post the first thing that comes into my head.

    Steaming white text.

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  • Me Too!Me Too! __BANNED USERS regular
    edited July 2007
    Rolo wrote: »
    Wiggin wrote: »
    DO YOU STILL PVP IRL

    My shining moment here.

    And Nap, I lurked in SE while I posted in D&D. I posted in the occasional thread.
    Guess how it's gone?
    EDIT: I think the only person here who gave me another chance was Pony.

    Well, people seem to know you at least.

    You could be the next RMD/Sniperguy/Uriel.

    Or if you work on your rhetoric even the next DeaconBlues.

    The only ones I know out of those four are Uriel and Deac. Guh.

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  • Bendery It Like BeckhamBendery It Like Beckham Hopeless Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    My first post was in an SE++ music thread.

    Orthanc started to yell at me.

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  • tsplittertsplitter Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    i cant post off the top of my head

    it would just be nonsense about lesbians, vampires, laser beams, and fights between various animals

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  • MattieMattie Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    It's pretty easy.

    G&T has thousands of posters so expect a high number of jackasses.

    D&D can be great if you stop reading about 4-5 pages into a thread.

    Artists Corner is full of bitchy people.

    H&A is fun for all ages.

    GV has a lot of Keith posts, be warned.

    Nobody posts inWB and oD&M.

    SE is full of gays and people who pretend to be gay. If you love the cock, you're alright.

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  • AbracadanielAbracadaniel Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Redeemer wrote: »
    My first time posting here was either in the Sloppy Cosplay thread (last April) about how hot a Kilik cosplayer was, or in some thread about bisexuality where I said how hot Hugh Jackman was

    Either way, it seemed like heavy foreshadowing

    hahaha, was that the Kilik I posted?

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  • DrezDrez Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Bendery wrote: »
    My first post was in an SE++ music thread.

    Orthanc started to yell at me.

    Did you yell back orthanc him?

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