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Jerkcity Roleplaying Game: Rules Inside

Dely AppleDely Apple Registered User regular
edited July 2007 in Social Entropy++
Okay, first you

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  • QuetziQuetzi Here we may reign secure, and in my choice, To reign is worth ambition though in HellRegistered User, Moderator mod
    edited July 2007
    I love you Dely.

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  • OrikaeshigitaeOrikaeshigitae Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited July 2007
    BONERS

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  • Dely AppleDely Apple Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Orikaeshigitae wrote: »
    BONERS


    Roll the dice to suck them

    the dice are my nuts

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  • [Deleted User][Deleted User] new member
    edited July 2007
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  • CG FaggotryCG Faggotry BristolRegistered User regular
    edited July 2007
    I WILL EAT THOSE NUNS.

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  • NogsNogs Crap, crap, mega crap. Crap, crap, mega crap.Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    count me in

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  • bsjezzbsjezz Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    i search inside the vomit

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  • Stormin JoeStormin Joe Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    This is the best roleplaying game EVER

    P.S. I DIG BONERS

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    Tossrock: Somolia, you know Mogadishu, Blackhawk down?
    Qorzm: I'm sorry, I don't follow hip-hop
  • Dely AppleDely Apple Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Roll to see if bonghits will fix this broken modem

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  • MugginsMuggins Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    I got a 6....

    what does it mean Dely?

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  • Dely AppleDely Apple Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    blebeleblebeleb

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  • KnobKnob TURN THE BEAT BACK InternetModerator Mod Emeritus
    edited July 2007
    climbing inside your ass

    draw 3 cards for an ass sack race

    Knob on
  • Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    edited July 2007
    my Jim Belushi is level 3

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  • Stormin JoeStormin Joe Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    I rolled the dice, but all i got was a picture of a dong

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    Tossrock: Somolia, you know Mogadishu, Blackhawk down?
    Qorzm: I'm sorry, I don't follow hip-hop
  • OrikaeshigitaeOrikaeshigitae Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited July 2007
    Knob wrote: »
    climbing inside your ass

    draw 3 cards for an ass sack race

    ace of ass blowjob hugahlgulhlgh

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  • [Deleted User][Deleted User] new member
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  • OrikaeshigitaeOrikaeshigitae Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited July 2007
    RAPE POLICE

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  • [Deleted User][Deleted User] new member
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  • Angry WeathermanAngry Weatherman __BANNED USERS regular
    edited July 2007
    The Far Side wrote: »
    suckin' oriake's dick 'til the cows come hither

    does "hither" mean "in your mouth"

    b/c if it does ok here i come

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  • SpongeCakeSpongeCake Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    blorp blorp blorp

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  • Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited July 2007
    You mean this: http://ed.fnal.gov/lincon/tech_com_mschat.shtml

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    Humor can be dissected as a frog can, but dies in the process.
  • Stormin JoeStormin Joe Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    i like this thread.

    A++

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    Tossrock: Somolia, you know Mogadishu, Blackhawk down?
    Qorzm: I'm sorry, I don't follow hip-hop
  • Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited July 2007
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    Humor can be dissected as a frog can, but dies in the process.
  • KnobKnob TURN THE BEAT BACK InternetModerator Mod Emeritus
    edited July 2007
    a 2 year old should not play a bass guitar

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  • Carl with a KCarl with a K Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    well fuck my mother and call me my mother

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  • FalloutFallout GIRL'S DAY WAS PRETTY GOOD WHILE THEY LASTEDRegistered User regular
    edited July 2007
    net: You are in a dark room. There is a glowing switch.

    >flip switch

    net: The room is illuminated.

    >look

    There are:
    net: DICKS ABOUT ME
    net: DICKS BESIDES ME
    net: DICKS INSIDE ME
    net: DICKS SINCE ME
    net: DICKS ABOVE ME
    net: DICKS ACROSS ME
    net: DICKS AFTER ME
    net: DICKS AGAINST ME
    net: DICKS ALONG ME
    net: DICKS AMONG ME
    net: DICKS AROUND ME
    net: DICKS AT ME
    net: DICKS BEFORE ME
    net: DICKS BEHIND ME
    net: DICKS BENEATH ME
    net: DICKS BESIDE ME
    net: DICKS BETWEEN ME
    net: DICKS BEYOND ME
    net: DICKS BUT ME
    net: DICKS BY ME
    net: DICKS CONCERNING ME
    net: DICKS DESPITE ME
    net: DICKS DOWN ME
    net: DICKS DURING ME
    net: DICKS EXCEPT ME
    net: DICKS EXCEPTING ME
    net: DICKS FOR ME
    net: DICKS FROM ME
    net: DICKS IN ME
    net: DICKS INTO ME
    net: DICKS LIKE ME
    net: DICKS NEAR ME
    net: DICKS OF ME
    net: DICKS OFF ME
    net: DICKS ON ME
    net: DICKS ONTO ME
    net: DICKS OUT ME
    net: DICKS OUTSIDE ME
    net: DICKS OVER ME
    net: DICKS PAST ME
    net: DICKS REGARDING ME
    net: DICKS ROUND ME
    pants: AWWW YEAH
    net: DICKS THROUGH ME
    pants: GO TEAM
    deuce: MAN WHAT A FAG
    net: DICKS THROUGHOUT ME
    net: DICKS TILL ME
    net: DICKS TO ME
    net takes a drink of water.
    net: DICKS TOWARD ME
    net: DICKS UNDER ME
    net: DICKS UNDERNEATH ME
    net: DICKS UNTIL ME
    net: DICKS UP ME
    net: DICKS UPON ME
    net: DICKS WITH ME
    pants: HIGH SCORE!!! ENTER YOUR INITIALS
    net: DICKS WITHIN ME

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  • [Deleted User][Deleted User] new member
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  • MugginsMuggins Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    If you lose you have to make out with a woman.

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  • M.D.M.D. and then what happens? Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    How do I win?

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    Steam
  • MugginsMuggins Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    by bending over.

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  • Dex DynamoDex Dynamo Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Veretas wrote: »
    If you lose you have to make out with a woman.



    ewwwwwwwwwwwwww

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  • NoomNoom Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Dex Dynamo wrote: »
    Veretas wrote: »
    If you lose you have to make out with a woman.



    ewwwwwwwwwwwwww

    Open your queer-hole faggot

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  • Dex DynamoDex Dynamo Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Noom wrote: »
    Dex Dynamo wrote: »
    Veretas wrote: »
    If you lose you have to make out with a woman.



    ewwwwwwwwwwwwww

    Open your queer-hole faggot

    ...


    k.

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  • Stormin JoeStormin Joe Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
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    Tossrock: Somolia, you know Mogadishu, Blackhawk down?
    Qorzm: I'm sorry, I don't follow hip-hop
  • Calamity JaneCalamity Jane That Wrong Love Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    DONG.jpg

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  • Cosmic SombreroCosmic Sombrero Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    The Far Side wrote: »
    AHAHAHA
    you arepretending your mouth isn't for sale (but it really is)

    i'm knowing it is

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  • HarrierHarrier The Star Spangled Man Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    I bet the writer of Jerk City is really just a random word generator.

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  • Me Too!Me Too! __BANNED USERS regular
    edited July 2007
    a small child shouldn't eat pennies

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  • QuetziQuetzi Here we may reign secure, and in my choice, To reign is worth ambition though in HellRegistered User, Moderator mod
    edited July 2007
    Harrier wrote: »
    I bet the writer of Jerk City is really just a random word generator.

    The generator isn't very good at being random then. Look at all those dicks.

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