This is *truly* evil

elkatas

(And before someone asks, no, these aren't touched)

Scans shamelessly borrowed from RPG.net. Thanks go to John_C & Brad Ellison.

KalTorak

That's the worst thing the Joker has ever done.

elkatas

KalTorak wrote: »

That's the worst thing the Joker has ever done.

Yeah, pretty much. I think that first panel would be even better with Dr. Doom.

Algertman

And people wonder why Joker is the greatest villain ever

Mr Pink

I like the idea that the Joker has nothing else to do besides hang out and make little kids cry.

LockeCole

I've seen the rest of those before, but the joker one is new to me. And brilliant.

Accualt

The lex one cracked me up.
"And thats terrible."

JoeUser

LockeCole

See. Lex Luthor stealing pies is silly, but the Joker? The dude is comepletely fucking loco, hell, stealing report cards is exactly what I would expect the Joker to do on his day off.

JCM

The Joker truly is crazy!

Mr Pink

"Alright, you guys. The Joker is in that building. He's killed hundreds of people and left many more crippled. Be on your guard at all times and-"

"O BOY. CHERRY."

JoeUser

Another one for Lex! He uses the power of dumbness!

Edcrab

The best part is the insane oldschool cheesy advertising in the last panels...

"Our guard is never down -- not even while eating this TENDER CRUST and REAL FRUIT FILLING!"

You can just bet the ad execs wanted to make the pies look as good as possible without causing the police to administer the smackdown for libel.

There were tons of Hostess adverts in various comics, weren't there? I'm pretty sure they all followed that kind of insane Cake Logic...

Mai-Kero

JoeUser wrote: »

Another one for Lex! He uses the power of dumbness!

Now we know why Superboy Prime was so pissed. Everyone was calling him a dumbass!

Kuma

Oh shit, looks like the script to The Dark Knight got leaked

KalTorak

And there are more pies to come.

LockeCole

KalTorak wrote: »

And there are more pies to come.

I recently got the 'Greatest Joker Stories' collection, the one where the Joker wants to sue for the rights for his 'joker-fish' because they have his face is still hilarious. Unlike most villians, the writers really cannot make any Joker dialog unbelievable.

Blankspace

Cue the posting of Superdickery's archive.

JCM

Reminds me of how much I miss old-school Aquaman, before Crisis rebooted him into a Namor copy.

Spectre-x

JCM wrote: »

Reminds me of how much I miss old-school Aquaman, before Crisis rebooted him into a Namor copy.

Hey

shut your mouth

Blankspace

Spectre-x wrote: »

JCM wrote: »

Reminds me of how much I miss old-school Aquaman, before Crisis rebooted him into a Namor copy.

Hey

shut your mouth

Well, it depends on which Crisis he means.

If it's COIE, then yes, shut your mouth. There were some fantastic Aquaman stories written after COIE.

If it's IC then I can mildly agree. It's a good fantasy book, but could function just as well if it wasn't Aquaman.

JCM

You know its true

Compare post-Crisis Aquaman to 1940´s Namor, then to 1940´s Aquaman

:twisted:

EDIT@blankspace

Im not saying the stories suck, there were many fine writers.

But its funny how a guy who could just talks to fishes suddenly became a blonde Namor, Atlantis kingship, surface invasions, snob-like behaviour and superstrenght included.

Its like Marvel turning Thor into the last survivor of a Planet, and working as a reporter in New York World, while hiding behind glasses.

Blankspace

The only similarities I see are the fact that they are both rulers of Atlantis.


Really, that's pretty much where they end.

JCM

Old Pre-Crisis Aquaman, in his first ever appearance-

The story must start with my father, a famous undersea explorer — if I spoke his name, you would recognize it. My mother died when I was a baby, and he turned to his work of solving the ocean's secrets. His greatest discovery was an ancient city, in the depths where no other diver had ever penetrated. My father believed it was the lost kingdom of Atlantis. He made himself a water-tight home in one of the palaces and lived there, studying the records and devices of the race's marvelous wisdom. From the books and records, he learned ways of teaching me to live under the ocean, drawing oxygen from the water and using all the power of the sea to make me wonderfully strong and swift. By training and a hundred scientific secrets, I became what you see — a human being who lives and thrives under the water.

Some more info
http://www.monitorduty.com/mdarchives/2005/09/alan_kistlers_p.shtml

Aquaman began much earlier than some of you might have guessed. He was not a Silver Age character. In fact, he began in 1941 and was introduced in MORE FUN COMICS # 73. He was given no real name other than the title “Aquaman” and it was said he was the son of a human scientist who had experimented on him and blessed him with the ability to breathe underwater and survive deep sea pressures.

And that was IT! No communication with sea life, no undersea kingdom to rule, no magical hand. He was amphibious and was a bit stronger than he looked and that was all.

He wasnt an Atlantean

He never ruled a kingdom.

He had no superstrenght, was just "strong"

He never attacked the surface for humans "defiling" his world

All he was was a human who with TRAINING and SCIENCE, could swim fast and be a bit strong.
Namor, since his first appearances, has been a half-Atlantean who ruled Atlantis and fought the humans, then joined the humans as a hero in a super-group.

Again, its like Thor suddenly becoming the last survivor of a planet, being given heat vision and working at the New York Earth. Not that it detracts fom the quality of Aquaman, but I cant help but feel "dejavu" whenever I see him.

DJ Eebs

Okay, we aren't going to do this in this thread. Or any thread, because it's dumb, and I don't need to see another one of these retarded "debates."

Calamity Jane

I assume this is out of context stuff in the vein of Superdickery.

Well, to that end:

JCM

Ok, anyone wanting to debate that, pm me and I´d be glad to answer any doubts.

Now on truly evil- try BDSM Batman, theres nothing eviler than a villain dresses up as Batman in BDSM gear

Gabriel_Pitt

Does anyone have the Death of Alexander Luthor - Pies scan?

Tube

what's bdsm batman from?

Couscous

Does Captain America count seeing as he is a criminal?

KVW

This is why people hate mutants...

http://www.mypicshare.com/xl37e6sjpic.html

LockeCole

KVW wrote: »

This is why people hate mutants...

http://www.mypicshare.com/xl37e6sjpic.html

Ah... back when all iceman was good for was being a snow cone maker.

delphinus

LockeCole wrote: »

KVW wrote: »

This is why people hate mutants...

http://www.mypicshare.com/xl37e6sjpic.html

Ah... back when all iceman was good for was being a snow cone maker.

man, what dicks!

Calamity Jane

Nobody ever bothers giving the setup.

LockeCole

Anjin-San wrote: »

Nobody ever bothers giving the setup.

O_o

I must know where this is from.

Calamity Jane

Brian K. Vaughn's run on Ultimate X-Men.

delphinus

LockeCole wrote: »

Anjin-San wrote: »

Nobody ever bothers giving the setup.

O_o

I must know where this is from.

holy shit.

that is evil as it gets

Gabriel_Pitt

LockeCole wrote: »

Anjin-San wrote: »

Nobody ever bothers giving the setup.

O_o

I must know where this is from.

Mr. Sinister is a dick.

Ichnob

That Ultimate X-Men pic, pure gold.

Garlic Bread

The Geebs That Is A Mod wrote: »

Okay, we aren't going to do this in this thread. Or any thread, because it's dumb, and I don't need to see another one of these retarded "debates."

geebs I paypal'd you that $10 like two weeks ago

Servo

titmouse wrote: »

Does Captain America count seeing as he is a criminal?