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Fantastic porn soundbytes of our time

TubeTube Registered User admin
edited July 2007 in Social Entropy++
Courtesy of "The Kurgan Makes Love", starring my favourite male pornstar, Dropping Loads Guy.

http://www.radianthorizon.net/stuff/PA/droppinloads.mp3

http://www.radianthorizon.net/stuff/PA/polishmyhelmet.mp3

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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] regular
    edited July 2007
    The user and all related content has been deleted.

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    scarlet ave.scarlet ave. Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Ahaha, that second one is amazing.

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    PharezonPharezon Struggle is an illusion. Victory is in the Qun.Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Cardboard Tube wrote: »
    Courtesy of "The Kurgan Makes Love", starring my favourite male pornstar, Dropping Loads Guy.

    http://www.radianthorizon.net/stuff/PA/droppinloads.mp3

    http://www.radianthorizon.net/stuff/PA/polishmyhelmet.mp3

    :lol:

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    As7As7 Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    That guy has an anger management problem.

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    scarlet st.scarlet st. Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    I'll post some audio bits from my hilarious porn collection (the ones I pipe over vent, you guys know what I'm talking about)

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    OrikaeshigitaeOrikaeshigitae Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited July 2007
    oh god

    he sounds like a viking

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    ZombotZombot Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    I don't have any soundbytes on me
    But Bobby Vitale always curses out the girl who he is cumming on.

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    TubeTube Registered User admin
    edited July 2007
    I think he should play Thor

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    syndalissyndalis Getting Classy On the WallRegistered User, Loves Apple Products regular
    edited July 2007
    The Stern show has some amazingly funny, non-Nick Manning clips they use from time to time. I think I have some of 'em too. Posting here so I can come back later tonight and deliver the awesome.

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    MonkeybombMonkeybomb Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    I typically can't listen to sounds whilst at work.

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    TossrockTossrock too weird to live too rare to dieRegistered User regular
    edited July 2007
    But I poop from there!

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    NucshNucsh Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    The Far Side wrote: »
    Why is that hosted on Nusch's hosting

    are you digging through everybody's hosting now, CT

    'Cause I ripped the audio for Tube

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    TubeTube Registered User admin
    edited July 2007
    Nucsh is the best and has the nicest face!

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    Peter EbelPeter Ebel CopenhagenRegistered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Fantastic.

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    TossrockTossrock too weird to live too rare to dieRegistered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Both of these are NSFW:

    http://thatsnotasausage.ytmnd.com/
    http://butipoopfromthere.ytmnd.com/

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    NucshNucsh Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Anytime, Tube

    Anytime

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    OrikaeshigitaeOrikaeshigitae Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited July 2007
    hey wait

    isn't kurgan the villlain from highlander

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    TossrockTossrock too weird to live too rare to dieRegistered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Yes.

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    OrikaeshigitaeOrikaeshigitae Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited July 2007
    awesome

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    bongibongi regular
    edited July 2007
    hahahaha "polish my helmet skank"

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    scarlet st.scarlet st. Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Tossrock wrote: »
    Both of these are NSFW:

    http://thatsnotasausage.ytmnd.com/
    http://butipoopfromthere.ytmnd.com/

    That first one is fantastic

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    InquisitorInquisitor Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    scarlet st. wrote: »
    Tossrock wrote: »
    Both of these are NSFW:

    http://thatsnotasausage.ytmnd.com/
    http://butipoopfromthere.ytmnd.com/

    That first one is fantastic

    Both of those are fantastic.

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    StraightziStraightzi Here we may reign secure, and in my choice, To reign is worth ambition though in HellRegistered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Everything in here is fantastic.

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    Peter EbelPeter Ebel CopenhagenRegistered User regular
    edited July 2007
    That last one is scary.

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    InquisitorInquisitor Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Peter Ebel wrote: »
    That last one is scary.

    Not right now you don't

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    NucshNucsh Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Cardboard Tube wrote: »
    Courtesy of "The Kurgan Makes Love", starring my favourite male pornstar, Dropping Loads Guy.

    http://www.radianthorizon.net/stuff/PA/soundbytes/droppinloads.mp3

    http://www.radianthorizon.net/stuff/PA/soundbytes/polishmyhelmet.mp3

    http://www.radianthorizon.net/stuff/PA/soundbytes/ipoopfromthere.mp3

    http://www.radianthorizon.net/stuff/PA/soundbytes/notasausage.mp3

    Changed the links around

    just add /soundbytes/ after PA for the previous links

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    Peter EbelPeter Ebel CopenhagenRegistered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    Peter Ebel wrote: »
    That last one is scary.

    Not right now you don't

    She also goes on to moan in pain.

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    InquisitorInquisitor Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Peter Ebel wrote: »
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    Peter Ebel wrote: »
    That last one is scary.

    Not right now you don't

    She also goes on to moan in pain.

    Are all these from the same porn? Or from the same director?

    Cause man, if I was a porn director, I'd try to get in the most ridiculous dialogue possible.

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    TossrockTossrock too weird to live too rare to dieRegistered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Peter Ebel wrote: »
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    Peter Ebel wrote: »
    That last one is scary.

    Not right now you don't

    She also goes on to moan in pain.

    He prefaces it with "I'm gonna stick this right up your assss"

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    RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator mod
    edited July 2007
    man, if my external drive hadn't died two days ago, I could have gotten two of the best lines ever

    one is a super italian dude, looks like motherfucking mario, saying "Ah, thats-a nice-a tight-a poosey!"

    another is of this crazy black chick just screaming, "I'm fucking the SHIT out of this cock, yeah!"

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    Peter EbelPeter Ebel CopenhagenRegistered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Tossrock wrote: »
    Peter Ebel wrote: »
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    Peter Ebel wrote: »
    That last one is scary.

    Not right now you don't

    She also goes on to moan in pain.

    He prefaces it with "I'm gonna stick this right up your assss"

    "Is it gonna hurt?"

    "Naw. Naw."

    "Ow ow ow it hurts"

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    sarukunsarukun RIESLING OCEANRegistered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Rankenphile wrote: »
    man, if my external drive hadn't died two days ago, I could have gotten two of the best lines ever

    one is a super italian dude, looks like motherfucking mario, saying "Ah, thats-a nice-a tight-a poosey!"

    another is of this crazy black chick just screaming, "I'm fucking the SHIT out of this cock, yeah!"

    Humanity is a strange thing.

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    RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator mod
    edited July 2007
    holy shit, I don't know why I just remembered this, but I did and it is awesome.

    So two days ago, I'm driving to my grandparents' house for a barbecue on the 4th. I'm stuck at a stoplight right behind this giant jack-off pickup truck. The dude has the least classy bumper stickers of all time.

    "What's the difference between a woman and a broken clock? A broken clock is right twice a day."

    "Sex is like pizza. When it's good, it's really good. When it's bad, it's still pretty good."

    "I bear arms, I hunt animals, I bare my ass to anti-hunters."

    But the clincher.

    Oh jesus, it was a thing of beauty.

    The dude had one of those pre-cut stickers you see on pickups all the damn time, like the ones of Calvin pissing on something or other, right? Well this one... this one was special.

    It had a deer, raping a dude up the ass, yelling, "Here's your deer sausage, motherfucker!"

    Un-fucking-believable. Not only did he have a bumper sticker featuring the word "motherfucker", but it was only supplementing a picture of homosexual bestial anal rape.

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    OrikaeshigitaeOrikaeshigitae Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited July 2007
    that's crazy

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    NucshNucsh Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Rankenphile wrote: »
    another is of this crazy black chick just screaming, "I'm fucking the SHIT out of this cock, yeah!"

    I have seen this

    I can't remember where

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    sarukunsarukun RIESLING OCEANRegistered User regular
    edited July 2007
    I hope you killed the driver and blew up his vehicle.

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    RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator mod
    edited July 2007
    nah, it was definitely this black chick. The dude was sitting on the couch and she was bouncing on his lap, facing the camera, with her back toward him, just straight up pulverizing his balls with the force of her bouncing.

    the dude looked like he was in agony.

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    bongibongi regular
    edited July 2007
    gay porn is too classy for this thread

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    Penguin IncarnatePenguin Incarnate King of Kafiristan Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    bongi wrote: »
    gay porn is too classy for this thread
    "Would you like a blowjob, good sir?"
    "Ah, yes, Percifald and I were just speaking of blowjob techniques in Indochina."
    "Hmm...yes. Quite."

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    VothVoth Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    I'd like porn more if I couldn't see the silicon bags stretching the skin so much.

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