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Drez
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So, what do you people thing about this Adam Sandler/King Of Queens-guy gay marriage flick coming out soon?
I bet they end up banging each other by the end of the movie.
I bet they end up banging each other by the end of the movie.
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edit: kevin james is going to end up actually gay in the movie
that movie... probably not so much
Still not enough to make me see it though.
Pretty unnecessary since she posed topless in a magazine years ago.
Worth my price of admission at least.
Really?
I think it looks absolutely retarded.
"Hey a lot of people aren't really accepting of gays, so lets make fun of a bunch of stereotypes about them. HAHAHAA."
Fuck you, hollywood.
Jessica Biel is hot
but that can't save the movie
pretty much
The only reason is because of Jessica Biel.
I am shallow.
Or if they know its a shitty movie and figure "Who needs plot or comedy, people will just come to see the idiot anyway!"
that could be fun
That's the fella that gets his salsa from new york city
So Hollywood shovels out a huge pile of shit and you eat it up with a spoon.
Is that what you're saying?
Cause that seems to be what you're saying.
Hint: my price of admission is $0
This type of mockery indicates a group that's rising in power/acceptance in society, though, so don't be too upset about it, you mincing queer.
Also, seriously, plot hole here: Why can't they pretend to be bisexual and have a relationship where they can play around with other women but not other men? Not that it matters, the whole thing's a dumb setup for 90 minutes of "fag" jokes.
I don't know that a giant "lol we're fags" movie is indicative of the gays gaining power.
That would imply shows like Queer as Folk or even Will and Grace actually changed things, when they actually ended up not having a lot of impact. A number of shows after had gay characters removed or gay premises which were denied. Hooray Bush administration.
For the sake of not getting into a huge argument however, I'll ignore all that and the mincing queer jab, and agree that its simply a lame premise to have an hour and a half of homo jokes.
edit: sorry i blame the alcohol i cant relly spell well
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You still have to spend time watching it.
I mean, even if you don't have to pay, you are willingly giving up the infinite other better viewing options.
Hell, you could even do nothing.
I am pretty sure this movie is worse than nothing.
Two guys fake gay marriage to get pension plan.
Jessica Biel comes stays to see if it is real, Adam Sandler and her really click.
Their relationship becomes public and they become gay figures in the community, but then they become exposed as fakes inconveniently right before Adam Sandler is going to reveal to Jessica Biel that same information and that he loves her, and she leaves.
Right before the two guys go to jail/ she moves away, in a dramatic scene Adam Sandler has a monologue that just somehow makes everything better, and he gets with Jessica Biel in the end, and Kevin James may get with her freaky best friend.
Happy? Now you don't have to watch it.
Yes, bingo.
I remember a long time ago I ended up having to go see Without a Paddle with my friend and his cousins in Oregon. There's a scene where the three guy characters are stuck out in the woods wet and in their underwear and they have to huddle together for warmth to survive the night and the ENTIRE THEATER was laughing uncontrollably at this scene. There wasn't even a joke, I think maybe on of the characters gets flustered and says something about a boner. Seriously it was bad.
I imagine this movie will be that scene extended to two hours in length.
Jessica Biel in underwear.
That's not even worth mentioning. No, not because "she's not hot enough for me" or whatever. But because:
1) I can see hot naked chicks on the internet for free pretty much any time I want to. I don't need to pay $9 for a movie ticket and sit through a 90-minute film to see maybe 30 seconds of a hot chick in her underwear while sitting in a public place full of people I don't know.
2) I can't have sex with Jessica Biel, so it's really not better than what I can do in real life. That is, having actual sex with a girl I can actually get to have sex with me is FAR superior to seeing Jessica Biel do a scene in her underwear with Adam Sandler.
EDIT: And seriously, if a movie needs to say "we have hot chicks" as a major selling point (and it's not a porno), it must be a shitty movie.
Not that I saw that movie or anything...
:^:
Sure, but you're missing something:
Jessica Biel in underwear.