Dear mully: Ask here!
Meissnerd
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mully is a person who oozes wisdom, and is probably willing to answer your questions. Just don't expect anything spectacular; she's Canadian. In this thread, you get to ask mully questions. There are some rules though!
Rule #1: Don't mention Open Field. She will open your field with her fist.
Rule #2: Be polite
Rule #3: You should leave your name like neville did. It's better that way. Just something kind of clever. Yeah.
Rule #4: If your question doesn't get answered, it was kind of lame. Nothing personal.
Now get to it, SE++!
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I am a gay and don't know what to do about it.
Also I love baking. Can I be fixed?
Please help,
Hates All Men
Dear Kusu,
Thanks for writing.
The answer is: Yes.
But not now. And not later.
So.
No.
Love, mully
Crunchy or creamy?
XoXo,
Blank
Dear HAM,
All I can really suggest is that you be all the gay that you can be. The baking helps this. Also, baking for other gays will help this immensely. I'm told the way to the prostate is through the stomach.
Good luck!
Love, mully
How huge is your vagina.
sincerly,
Tiny Prick
Is grad school a waste of my money?
Dear Blankspace;
Get the fsck out of my head. Creamy. Crunchy makes it more likely that I'll have to get my wisdom teeth out sooner.
Keeses,
mully.
Dear Kusu,
If you can't cook, you will truly never find love again.
Get it on, dogg.
Toleration,
mully
she is from the future
Your father hasn't been home for days, and the mallard stares at me when I sleep.
Be a dear and call him.
Love Mom
PS: I've been finding down in my hair, but I own a temperpedic.
fuck you i can cook like a beast
a beast who went to culinary school
sincerely,
Righteously Pissed
Dear Mully,
Are you Sarah Connor?
If not, can Teefs be?
Dear GodLovesYou;
I'm not entirely sure. I haven't stuck a ruler up there, lately. I'm not even sure how to measure that. Is it some sort of a volume test? Are you asking me what volume my vagina can hold? You may have stumped me.
Ew,
mully.
Your head is awfully cramped, and the duck keeps biting me.
Please help.
I think it's infected,
Worried ass Mindstayer
Do you believe in a thing called love?
Signed,
PrsteTcklr69
What movies should i rent next time i go to the video store?
Sincerely,
S_S
http://www.amazon.com/gp/registry/wishlist/TY5DML75RJ18
Who would win in a fight to the death, Skyfire or Optimus Prime?
Secondly, should I get a hamster?
Thank you for your wisdom, I offer a blood sacrifice for your answer by eating this steak less than medium-well. _ Thaox
Dear Dangerou-Dave;
No, but it is apparently a waste of your condoms.
Er. What I mean to say is. Yes. It is. Why are you doing it?
If you're becoming a doctor or something, sure.
Wait. What's a grad school?
Duh,
mully.
Where in Canada do you live?
Sincerely,
Your not-creepy-also-Canadian-stalker
What is love?
Sincerly,
Baby Don't Hurt Me
is it true that if you lie your pants will catch fire?
Cause mine have been catching fire all over the place
I am also dashingly handsome
SHIT SHIT WATER
Need some stuff designed or printed? I can help with that.
Dear Mom;
I called him. He sends his love but tells me that you just can't offer him the sexual satisfaction he requires, right now. He's run off, again, with the antelope from next door. Don't cry, I can't handle your tears. I told him if he comes back I'll give him another barrel of glue. He seemed appeased.
Love, mully.
PS: Cook the mallard. Cook it! I hear Kusu has some wicked cooking skills, maybe he'll do it for you.
Added Rules #3 and #4. Check it.
Why do birds suddenly appear, everytime you are near?
Yours,
me
XBox LIVE: Bogestrom | Destiny
PSN: Bogestrom
Helicopters?
Eh? EH?
Why not,
Senhor Anjin-San
Have you heard of this thing called the internet?
I'm trying to look up ways to get duck stains out of the carpet.
All the best,
Mom
PS: Still can't find your Aunt.
Dear Kusugatti;
Oh, okay. Cool then. Mad skills. You will find love.
H5,
mully. (And keith and larlar.)
who has prettier hair;
you or me
qorzm
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Should I go to updog?
is there any way that I can politely inform someone that ew they smell like cabbage and get away gross without hurting their feelings?
Sincerely,
I Mean It's Really Really Bad
@Bryceforvice on Twitter Facebook
I usually solve my problems in a variety of ways. Talking things out with a peer, creating a list of obsticles to overcome, even counting to 10 when I get frustrated and angry! But I have a good friend who suggested a fourth option, and that is to beat my problems with my dick. I suppose it could work, but I just can't seem to think of the right situation to beat something with my dick!
Is my friend really as wise as he looks, or should I just stop trying to beat things with my dick?
-P. Ness
Dear WaM ...
wait.
Dear Worry-Ass;
Just push the brain out. I don't use that much anymore.
Also, suck the poison out. Everyone knows ducks have the poison bite.
Love,
mully.
Dear PT69;
Yes. Just listen to the rhythm of my heart.
Darkness,
mully.