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The Joke Game (rules inside)

switzky21switzky21 __BANNED USERS regular
edited July 2007 in Social Entropy++
This is an old game I used to play with my friends. You think up the opening setup and a punchline, and then you fill in the rest of the joke to make it funny.


I'll start off.


Setup: So a guy comes home...

Punchline:... "Well, that's why I told him not to touch it!"




Also, just to get it out of the way: THE ARISTOCRATS.

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    RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator mod
    edited July 2007
    so... you write a joke, basically.

    Good game.

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    SpongeCakeSpongeCake Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Rankenphile wrote: »
    Good game.

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    TubeTube Registered User admin
    edited July 2007
    Here's a funny joke I have a lump on my fucking head

    http://forums.penny-arcade.com/showthread.php?goto=newpost&t=28703

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    BigDesBigDes Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Horsefly bite?

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    Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    edited July 2007
    Cardboard Tube wrote: »
    Here's a funny joke I have a lump on my fucking head

    http://forums.penny-arcade.com/showthread.php?goto=newpost&t=28703

    were you bit by a werenicorn?

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    SpongeCakeSpongeCake Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Cardboard Tube wrote: »
    Here's a funny joke I have a lump on my fucking head

    http://forums.penny-arcade.com/showthread.php?goto=newpost&t=28703

    Where on your head is it, Tube? I'll get my Phrenology bust out and we can get to the bottom of this mystery through the powers of SCIENCE. Also I'm totally not posting this in H&A because you'll ban me, you big meanie.

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    NogsNogs Crap, crap, mega crap. Crap, crap, mega crap.Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    ....broodax?

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    TubeTube Registered User admin
    edited July 2007
    like if you seperate my head into quarters and go clockwise it is right in the middle of quarter 3

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    NogsNogs Crap, crap, mega crap. Crap, crap, mega crap.Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    so right above your right shoulder?

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    BigDesBigDes Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    You could have bumped it without knowing it in your sleep.

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    CriticalCritical Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Reading H/A threads is like watching a game of 20 questions.

    "Is it brown? Did it mutate? How may udders does it have? Have you checked for bad AIDS?"

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    TubeTube Registered User admin
    edited July 2007
    kind of an awkward place to have bumped it. it's right in the middle of my head, like at my eye line.

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    TubeTube Registered User admin
    edited July 2007
    Nogs wrote: »
    so right above your right shoulder?

    left shoulder

    4 1
    3 2

    sorry I was starting from 12 o clock

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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] regular
    edited July 2007
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    RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator mod
    edited July 2007
    which quarter is quarter 1? Front right?

    edit: nevermind

    It's probably just a horn starting to grow. Lucky.

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    NogsNogs Crap, crap, mega crap. Crap, crap, mega crap.Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Oh i thought 12 was at the back of your head, not the front. Like if I fell face first on the floor and someone put a clock next to my head.

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    switzky21switzky21 __BANNED USERS regular
    edited July 2007
    What the hell?

    I've never seen a thread derailed this fast.

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    Charles KinboteCharles Kinbote Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    I've never seen a thread/OP this shitty, either.

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    BigDesBigDes Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    On the plus side, Escape from New York is on.

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    SpongeCakeSpongeCake Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Cardboard Tube wrote: »
    Nogs wrote: »
    so right above your right shoulder?

    left shoulder

    4 1
    3 2

    sorry I was starting from 12 o clock

    If my analysis is correct, the bump is directly over what we phrenologists call the "gay" region.

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    It seems like you have an overabundance of gay in your system. I would suggest you cut semen out of your diet almost entirely, maybe only the occasional sip every other weekend or so.

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    RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator mod
    edited July 2007
    ahahahahahaha phrenology for the win

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    TubeTube Registered User admin
    edited July 2007
    switzky21 wrote: »
    What the hell?

    I've never seen a thread derailed this fast.

    what you think I got to be admin by being slow at derailing

    please

    also tfs, a tiny skin lesion and you "can't do anything about it" but a superfluous penis just has to come off?

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    edited July 2007
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    RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator mod
    edited July 2007
    AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA

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    TubeTube Registered User admin
    edited July 2007
    The Far Side wrote: »
    :(!

    remember how happy I made you the other day with the thing I said though

    focus on the good times

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    BigDesBigDes Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Tube, it sounds like you aren't using enough pentapeptides.

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    Calamity JaneCalamity Jane That Wrong Love Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Tube I can't find shit right now. D:

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    edited July 2007
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    RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator mod
    edited July 2007
    tube could it be brainworms?

    a buddy of mine caught a bad case of the brainworms once.

    It's probably brainworms.

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    Filler Inc.Filler Inc. Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    You made that word up, didn't you?

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    SpongeCakeSpongeCake Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Hey switzky21, this is a pretty awesome thread

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    TubeTube Registered User admin
    edited July 2007
    The Far Side wrote: »
    Cardboard Tube wrote: »
    The Far Side wrote: »
    :(!

    remember how happy I made you the other day with the thing I said though

    focus on the good times
    i ain't no tramalfadorian

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    TubeTube Registered User admin
    edited July 2007
    Anjin-San wrote: »
    Tube I can't find shit right now. D:

    Thank you for being the only one to ACTUALLY HELP ME WITH MY POSSIBLY CANCEROUS GROWTH YOU HORRIBLE UNFEELING BASTARDS

    you are the winnest

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    SpongeCakeSpongeCake Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Cardboard Tube wrote: »
    Anjin-San wrote: »
    Tube I can't find shit right now. D:

    Thank you for being the only one to ACTUALLY HELP ME WITH MY POSSIBLY CANCEROUS GROWTH YOU HORRIBLE UNFEELING BASTARDS

    you are the winnest

    Dude, phrenology.

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    Filler Inc.Filler Inc. Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    All these words are made up aren't they?

    You guys are making up words. I can do that.

    Serosiociousus.

    That's what you have.

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    TubeTube Registered User admin
    edited July 2007
    I'm just busting your balls

    uh

    I mean...

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    CriticalCritical Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Cardboard Tube wrote: »
    I'm just busting your balls

    uh

    I mean...

    What is the female version of "busting your balls" anyway?

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    Filler Inc.Filler Inc. Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    CriticalCondition wrote: »
    Cardboard Tube wrote: »
    I'm just busting your balls

    uh

    I mean...

    What is the female version of "busting your balls" anyway?

    lashing your lips?

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