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Dropping eaves

PoorochondriacPoorochondriac Ah, manAh, jeezRegistered User regular
edited July 2007 in Social Entropy++
The dude sleeping on my couch just received a call. I shall transcribe what I heard of it.

"Hey man.
Yeah, we ended up fucking.
I don't know. We just started drinking and ended up fucking in the studio.
I've got rugburns on my knees, bro. Like quarters.
Nah, hers are on her back. Forehead woulda been funny though.
Oh, shit, she came in today? What'd she want?
No way! You gonna go for it?
Nah, dude, I don't mind. That's all you, bro.
I didn't wear a condom, though, so you might wanna."

This is a thread for amusing conversations you have overheard. Everyone does it, don't act like you don't.

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    RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator mod
    edited July 2007
    "Get off my fish, faggot."

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    VivixenneVivixenne Remember your training, and we'll get through this just fine. Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    "PUT IT BACK IN THERE OR I WILL BREAK IT!"

    (true story)

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    RuckusRuckus Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    I've had one of those calls.

    "No dude, you should totally hit that. Just use a rubber. Naw naw it's cool, Bruce already did too. We'll start a club or something."

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    potatoepotatoe Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    i love eavesdropping

    great if you have someone else that likes to do it as well, and you just go sit in a crowded area and listen to all the fun shit

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    space_satanspace_satan __BANNED USERS regular
    edited July 2007
    "nah dude, you only get like 5-7 for something like that. if they catch you that is"
    heard this while shopping yesterday.

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    fightinfilipinofightinfilipino Angry as Hell #BLMRegistered User regular
    edited July 2007
    last weekend i was at an Uno's restaurant, and some woman was yelling loudly about how the last season of Stargate was crap and couldn't touch Farscape. she then proceeded to talk about how hot she is cosplaying as Chiana.

    she was about as large as a beluga. in fact, she was a giant undersea mammal with bad tattoos.

    the dude she was with wasn't much better.

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    potatoepotatoe Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    i can't remember any memorable conversations

    but sitting in an airport waiting for a plane my girlfriend and i witnessed what had to be a jedi convention meeting up. over the course of half an hour about 8 old guys with white hair and beards met up dressed in cloaks that looked very jedi-ish
    it started with just one of them, but they just kept coming

    i wanted to see them bust out their lightsabers

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    ChicoBlueChicoBlue Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    I was eavesdropping on a couple of my co-workers a few nights ago.

    They were in the next aisle, stocking the shelves, talking about ME. They were bad mouthing me.

    So I pushed the shelves onto them, and they died.

    I got caught by the poh-leece and now I'm on death row.

    Eavesdropping has ended 3 lives.

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    potatoepotatoe Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    i get all of chico's stuff

    i called it

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    RuckusRuckus Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    last weekend i was at an Uno's restaurant, and some woman was yelling loudly about how the last season of Stargate was crap and couldn't touch Farscape. she then proceeded to talk about how hot she is cosplaying as Chiana.

    she was about as large as a beluga. in fact, she was a giant undersea mammal with bad tattoos.

    the dude she was with wasn't much better.

    You'd think Farscape fans would be thankful that Stargate was gracious enough to give their out of work actors a job.

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    As7As7 Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    I eaves drop all the time, honestly.

    I justify it to myself by not being a gossip if something could get back to someone.

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    nevilleneville The Worst Gay (Seriously. The Worst!)Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    A guy who works near me describing how I type:
    "loud and like a freak"

    He was also talking loudly. So yeah. Thanks buddy. >.<

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    As7As7 Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    "UHHHH, UHHHH, UHHH, UHHH.....UHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH, uh uh uh uh UHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHNGGGGGGGGGGGG."

    Interspersed with squeeking.

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    fightinfilipinofightinfilipino Angry as Hell #BLMRegistered User regular
    edited July 2007
    "I'VE GOT D CUPS. GUYS LOVE EM, SOMETIMES I TELL THEM THEY'RE DOUBLE D'S!"





    i overheard this earlier this evening. fucking what the hell.

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    graizurgraizur __BANNED USERS regular
    edited July 2007
    8-)


    I don't pay attention to any one. I have no idea what the rest of you Hyoo-Mahns are speaking about when you aren't addressing me directly.

    Except my roommates screwing. But that doesn't count does it? My last roommate must have had a huge piece because every single girl he brought home moaned like a librarian. For at least and hour. Good times.

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    Doctor PainDoctor Pain Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    graizur wrote: »
    8-)


    I don't pay attention to any one. I have no idea what the rest of you Hyoo-Mahns are speaking about when you aren't addressing me directly.

    Except my roommates screwing. But that doesn't count does it? My last roommate must have had a huge piece because every single girl he brought home moaned like a librarian. For at least and hour. Good times.
    was she really a librarian though? you should have asked, and been all like, "can i rent some books? if you know what i mean?

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    graizurgraizur __BANNED USERS regular
    edited July 2007
    graizur wrote: »
    8-)


    I don't pay attention to any one. I have no idea what the rest of you Hyoo-Mahns are speaking about when you aren't addressing me directly.

    Except my roommates screwing. But that doesn't count does it? My last roommate must have had a huge piece because every single girl he brought home moaned like a librarian. For at least and hour. Good times.
    was she really a librarian though? you should have asked, and been all like, "can i rent some books? if you know what i mean?
    You know making a website of all the girls he's taken to the cubby would be an interesting endeavor. Not to thread jack but did I mention he owned the whole apartment but only lived in a little cubby he made out of wood he found in the street? Or that inside the cubby hole there was graffiti in different languages from various men a women who had been there?

    Ah good times at 20east.

    And yes. One of them was employed by the New York Public Library.

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    scarlet st.scarlet st. Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Every whispered sentence I overheard this past weekend was in French, so good luck.

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    FramlingFramling FaceHead Geebs has bad ideas.Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Every whispered sentence I overheard this past weekend was in French, so bonne chance.

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    Doctor PainDoctor Pain Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Framling wrote: »
    Every whispered sentence I overheard this past weekend was in French, so bonne chance.

    omelette du fromage!
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    scarlet st.scarlet st. Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    I dunno how to spell any of the things they taught me to say

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    TheySlashThemTheySlashThem Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    man the only person I hear talking on the phone is my fifteen year old sister

    they are conversations that do not end and I do not want to hear

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    futilityfutility Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited July 2007
    It is my understanding that the above statements are not admissible in court

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    TM2 RampageTM2 Rampage Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    graizur wrote: »
    8-)


    I don't pay attention to any one. I have no idea what the rest of you Hyoo-Mahns are speaking about when you aren't addressing me directly.

    Except my roommates screwing. But that doesn't count does it? My last roommate must have had a huge piece because every single girl he brought home moaned like a librarian. For at least and hour. Good times.
    Your roomate is this guy, right?


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    graizurgraizur __BANNED USERS regular
    edited July 2007
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    Sort of.

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    BusterKBusterK Negativity is Boring Cynicism is Cowardice Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    I like to say strange things while other people might be listening
    "And then I realized I could fit my whole fist in there."
    "Yeah, If it wasn't for the monkeys I'd probably be dead by now."

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    space_satanspace_satan __BANNED USERS regular
    edited July 2007
    BusterK wrote: »
    I like to say strange things while other people might be listening
    "And then I realized I could fit my whole fist in there."
    "Yeah, If it wasn't for the monkeys I'd probably be dead by now."

    i do that too!! but i'll wait until i'm having a conversation and then someone will walk into the room and i'll be like. "and thats why hitler didnt celebrate halloween!"

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    Paper PlatesPaper Plates Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    I have noones conversations to listen in on.

    I am a very sad person.

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    BusterKBusterK Negativity is Boring Cynicism is Cowardice Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    I have noones conversations to listen in on.

    I am a very sad person.

    You should buy a baby monitor

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    Paper PlatesPaper Plates Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    BusterK wrote: »
    I have noones conversations to listen in on.

    I am a very sad person.

    You should buy a baby monitor

    I would just end up listening in on my drug addict neighbors. I might pickup how to make a meth lab but probably not anything entertaining.

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    SegSeg Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    I play MMOs, once while playing a game that was cancelled I received a tell that was meant for another person.

    It was the female side of a cybersex session.

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    JaninJanin Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Overheard in New York is great for this sort of stuff
    Kindly gent: What do you want to be when you grow up?
    Little kid: Retarded!
    Kindly gent: Retarded?
    Little kid: My grandpa is retarded, and he gets to play and watch TV all day!
    Kindly gent: [Stunned silence]
    Kid's mom: He means 'retired.'
    Little kid: Retarded! Retarded! Retarded! I wanna be retarded! [Starts to cry]

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    potatoepotatoe Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Seg wrote: »
    I play MMOs, once while playing a game that was cancelled I received a tell that was meant for another person.

    It was the female side of a cybersex session.

    it was a guy

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    TxdoHawkTxdoHawk Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Today, on my way to work at the campus library, I passed some freshmen talking outside the entrance. One said something along the lines of "Yeah, so the sign said, any soda for 99 cents? So I thought to myself, I'll get the large!" The tone of her voice was what made it hilarious, you'd think she just figured out nuclear physics the way she put it. :lol:

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    FirstComradeStalinFirstComradeStalin Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Sometimes, when I walk by people while I'm in a large group and there's that whole "silent" moment, where both groups are deathly silent, I always just start the conversation as we just pass by by saying

    "So I'm balls deep in this guy's ass"

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    divine willydivine willy Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    " that hurt my ass so bad, like way worse than anything else. And I get fucked in there!"

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    AnimalplanetAnimalplanet Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Sometimes, when I walk by people while I'm in a large group and there's that whole "silent" moment, where both groups are deathly silent, I always just start the conversation as we just pass by by saying

    "So I'm balls deep in this guy's ass"

    "When he turns and looks me deeply in the eyes and says..."

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    EndomaticEndomatic Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    jmillikin wrote: »
    Overheard in New York is great for this sort of stuff
    Kindly gent: What do you want to be when you grow up?
    Little kid: Retarded!
    Kindly gent: Retarded?
    Little kid: My grandpa is retarded, and he gets to play and watch TV all day!
    Kindly gent: [Stunned silence]
    Kid's mom: He means 'retired.'
    Little kid: Retarded! Retarded! Retarded! I wanna be retarded! [Starts to cry]

    Teen girl #1: Yeah, so being Jewish is worlds of fun. We are better than everyone else.
    Teen girl #2: I want to be Jewish!
    Mom of girl #1: Sorry, honey, we are the chosen people.
    Queer passerby: Not with that nose, honey.


    *in an office*
    Coworker #1: So what've you been up to?
    Coworker #2: The usual. Just whacked off.
    Coworker #1: Dude, you're on speakerphone.

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    Sara LynnSara Lynn I can handle myself. Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Overheard in NY is the greatest website ever.

    Young woman #1: Guys never want to eat me out.
    Middle-aged dad with kids: Hey, we're trying to eat over here.
    Young woman #1: See, even hearing about it freaks them out.
    Young man at next table: Maybe I can take a look for you and give you my assessment.
    Middle-aged dad with kids: For God's sake, this is a family restaurant!
    Young woman #2: You have a very controversial vagina.

    --Mickey D's, Times Squar

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    Creative_EvilCreative_Evil Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    oh jesus
    Crazy lady waving cane at laughing skateboarder: That's right! Run for your life, motherfucker! I'm on a hunt! And you're the prey!

    --Outside Barnes & Noble, Astor Pl
    I'm imagining this situation in my head and cant stop chuckling.

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