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    BibbleBibble __BANNED USERS regular
    edited July 2007
    my name is Gertrude

    my name is actually not Gertrude

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    MuhahahahahaMuhahahahaha Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    I work with a guy named Richard Richard. As in, his first name is Richard and his last name is also Richard.

    I also know a Terry Rockwood.

    Rockwood.

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    GafotoGafoto Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Every time I pass by the sign for Dan Daniels park on US29 on the way home I crack up. Just relent and call it Daniel Daniels park and admit how fucking stupid the guys name was.

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    AbracadanielAbracadaniel Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    There was a guy running for local judge by the name of Phil Yacucci (Ya-coochie)

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    GafotoGafoto Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    I can beat you there. The italian restaraunt next to where my mother works part time is Little Cuccis. Epic.

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    TayaTaya Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Nah I'm not a slut but a lot of people call me "Taya" so maybe I don't count in your research.

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    Seta 3000Seta 3000 Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Taya wrote: »
    Everyone is really shy about revealing their full names. Well I don't care.

    My full name is Tanya Michelle Crocker.

    I don't really like it but I don't particularly dislike it either. The other name that my parents considered was "Candice". I'm glad they didn't go with that.

    would you consider yourself a slut

    because i have a theory about tanyas

    and so far it's been foolproof

    so i need to know

    i have the same theory

    except it's for all 't' names

    maybe taya is the exception

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    VivixenneVivixenne Remember your training, and we'll get through this just fine. Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Dumb Hero wrote: »
    I never caught shit for my last name.

    Your last name is one of my favorites. I honestly thought it was a fake lastname when I first saw it on Facebook.

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    STATE OF THE ART ROBOTSTATE OF THE ART ROBOT Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    There was someone in my school named Mike Hunt.

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    MKRMKR Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Seta 3000 wrote: »
    Taya wrote: »
    Everyone is really shy about revealing their full names. Well I don't care.

    My full name is Tanya Michelle Crocker.

    I don't really like it but I don't particularly dislike it either. The other name that my parents considered was "Candice". I'm glad they didn't go with that.

    would you consider yourself a slut

    because i have a theory about tanyas

    and so far it's been foolproof

    so i need to know

    i have the same theory

    except it's for all 't' names

    maybe taya is the exception

    Terrance Tallywhacker

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    ThanatosThanatos Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Filler wrote: »
    Hey your names SEAN CASEY?!

    Yes.

    Like the baseball player?

    Yes.

    HAHA OKAY MAN WHATLLYOUHAVE?

    Hefe Weizen

    OKAY HERE YA GO JUST DONT DRINK TO MUCH YOU GOT A GAME IN THE MORNING HAHAHAHA I AMCLEVERHAHA

    *dies a little on the inside*
    <--Abercrombie.

    Not some sports dude who only a few people are going to recognize. An instantly-recognizable trademark, visible on half the shirts out there. At least you only get it from a few people.

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    SheriSheri Resident Fluffer My Living RoomRegistered User regular
    edited July 2007
    I think my name is pretty rad.

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    bowtiedsealbowtiedseal Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Seta 3000 wrote: »
    Taya wrote: »
    Everyone is really shy about revealing their full names. Well I don't care.

    My full name is Tanya Michelle Crocker.

    I don't really like it but I don't particularly dislike it either. The other name that my parents considered was "Candice". I'm glad they didn't go with that.

    would you consider yourself a slut

    because i have a theory about tanyas

    and so far it's been foolproof

    so i need to know

    i have the same theory

    except it's for all 't' names

    maybe taya is the exception

    I know lots of "t" named people who are not sluts

    myself included, although I guess my real name doesn't start with a t

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    GafotoGafoto Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Thanatos wrote: »
    Filler wrote: »
    Hey your names SEAN CASEY?!

    Yes.

    Like the baseball player?

    Yes.

    HAHA OKAY MAN WHATLLYOUHAVE?

    Hefe Weizen

    OKAY HERE YA GO JUST DONT DRINK TO MUCH YOU GOT A GAME IN THE MORNING HAHAHAHA I AMCLEVERHAHA

    *dies a little on the inside*
    <--Abercrombie.

    Not some sports dude who only a few people are going to recognize. An instantly-recognizable trademark, visible on half the shirts out there. At least you only get it from a few people.
    Alternatively it's awesome to be able to buy personalized clothing like that.

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    Eastern GlowEastern Glow Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    My full name is abhorrently Slavic.

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    SheriSheri Resident Fluffer My Living RoomRegistered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Thanatos wrote: »
    Filler wrote: »
    Hey your names SEAN CASEY?!

    Yes.

    Like the baseball player?

    Yes.

    HAHA OKAY MAN WHATLLYOUHAVE?

    Hefe Weizen

    OKAY HERE YA GO JUST DONT DRINK TO MUCH YOU GOT A GAME IN THE MORNING HAHAHAHA I AMCLEVERHAHA

    *dies a little on the inside*
    <--Abercrombie.

    Not some sports dude who only a few people are going to recognize. An instantly-recognizable trademark, visible on half the shirts out there. At least you only get it from a few people.

    <-- Baldwin

    Yes, just like the actors.

    Yes, clearly I am related to them which is why I'm working an internship at fucking Disney World

    It all makes perfect sense

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    MKRMKR Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    I can't wear logo shirts. They make me feel like a tool.

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    Filler Inc.Filler Inc. Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Can you get me billy's number? I have an idea to run by him, and I think he's the only one desperate enough to accept it.

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    VivixenneVivixenne Remember your training, and we'll get through this just fine. Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Sheri wrote: »
    Thanatos wrote: »
    Filler wrote: »
    Hey your names SEAN CASEY?!

    Yes.

    Like the baseball player?

    Yes.

    HAHA OKAY MAN WHATLLYOUHAVE?

    Hefe Weizen

    OKAY HERE YA GO JUST DONT DRINK TO MUCH YOU GOT A GAME IN THE MORNING HAHAHAHA I AMCLEVERHAHA

    *dies a little on the inside*
    <--Abercrombie.

    Not some sports dude who only a few people are going to recognize. An instantly-recognizable trademark, visible on half the shirts out there. At least you only get it from a few people.

    <-- Baldwin

    Yes, just like the actors.

    Yes, clearly I am related to them which is why I'm working an internship at fucking Disney World

    It all makes perfect sense

    <-- Chan

    Like a billion other people on the planet, only one of whom is gloriously famous and goddammit it's a psuedonym.

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    Eastern GlowEastern Glow Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    My full name is abhorrently Slavic.

    The only way to pronounce it correctly is to take a shot of vodka and bless mother Russia.

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    TDLTDL ClubPA, __BANNED USERS regular
    edited July 2007
    I have a good Italian name, and I find no fault in it.

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    #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Filler wrote: »
    Can you get me billy's number? I have an idea to run by him, and I think he's the only one desperate enough to accept it.

    is it about a killer robot driving instructor who goes back in time for some reason?

    #pipe on
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    Filler Inc.Filler Inc. Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    #pipe wrote: »
    Filler wrote: »
    Can you get me billy's number? I have an idea to run by him, and I think he's the only one desperate enough to accept it.

    is it about a killer robot driving instructor who goes back in time for some reason?

    His best friend is a talking pie!

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    HomelessHomeless Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Jamison

    Lawrence

    Palmer (heh)

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    RubberACRubberAC Sidney BC!Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    people always think my name is short for mckenzie
    but its short for kenneth
    doesn't help that there's a Barbie named Kenzie
    and i'm a guy

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    Doctor PainDoctor Pain Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    My FULL name is: Leonardo Carvalho Domingues

    Carvalho means oak tree in Portuguse, casue im hard like oak baby.

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    #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Vivixenne wrote: »
    Sheri wrote: »
    Thanatos wrote: »
    Filler wrote: »
    Hey your names SEAN CASEY?!

    Yes.

    Like the baseball player?

    Yes.

    HAHA OKAY MAN WHATLLYOUHAVE?

    Hefe Weizen

    OKAY HERE YA GO JUST DONT DRINK TO MUCH YOU GOT A GAME IN THE MORNING HAHAHAHA I AMCLEVERHAHA

    *dies a little on the inside*
    <--Abercrombie.

    Not some sports dude who only a few people are going to recognize. An instantly-recognizable trademark, visible on half the shirts out there. At least you only get it from a few people.

    <-- Baldwin

    Yes, just like the actors.

    Yes, clearly I am related to them which is why I'm working an internship at fucking Disney World

    It all makes perfect sense

    <-- Chan

    Like a billion other people on the planet, only one of whom is gloriously famous and goddammit it's a psuedonym.

    <--- Self

    Oh yeah, I am pretty selfish aren't I, oh I don't have much self respect huh? Is this place really Self Serve? well I guess I'd better get serving
    I heard them all before I could even talk

    #pipe on
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    ArcadeArcade Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    My last name is Norris but after the Chuck Norris phase people never seem to believe me right away.

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    SpazMuffinSpazMuffin Hey Cut it outRegistered User regular
    edited July 2007
    My last name is Outwater and everyone thinks they are the most clever person in the fucking world when they say Inwater, Outland, or wait for it Inland.

    I have run into this every year since pre-k to my senior year of high school. I can only pray that I don't hear this in college or I may lose all faith in humanity.

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    mullymully Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Charko.

    Yes, it sounds like Charcoal and I'm an artist.

    You're very observant and original.

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    Doctor PainDoctor Pain Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    mully wrote: »
    Charko.

    Yes, it sounds like Charcoal and I'm an artist.

    You're very observant and original.
    unless your drawing with charcol right now, its very original.

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    #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Hey Mully...

    Mully...

    is your first name Chonnie?
    I bet it is huh

    #pipe on
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    mullymully Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    #pipe wrote: »
    Hey Mully...

    Mully...

    is your first name Chonnie?
    I bet it is huh

    no but my mom is donna

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    fightinfilipinofightinfilipino Angry as Hell #BLMRegistered User regular
    edited July 2007
    #pipe wrote: »
    Hey Mully...

    Mully...

    is your first name Chonnie?
    I bet it is huh


    that's horrible




    you should feel horrible

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    Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited July 2007
    I used to hate my middle name, but now I love it.

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    fightinfilipinofightinfilipino Angry as Hell #BLMRegistered User regular
    edited July 2007
    also, my last name is Herreria. it's spanish for whale's vagina.



    actually, it's spanish-derived for "blacksmith," because i am like unto a thing of iron. thank you spanish colonial oppressors!

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    Just_Bri_ThanksJust_Bri_Thanks Seething with rage from a handbasket.Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited July 2007
    I am not fond of my last name. It is constantly mis-spelled and spawns many jokes.

    If I ever get married, I am breaking with tradition and assuming the spouse's family name.

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    Doctor PainDoctor Pain Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    I am not fond of my last name. It is constantly mis-spelled and spawns many jokes.

    If I ever get married, I am breaking with tradition and assuming the spouse's family name.
    even if the name is Shintinkinpooper?

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    Just_Bri_ThanksJust_Bri_Thanks Seething with rage from a handbasket.Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited July 2007
    I am not fond of my last name. It is constantly mis-spelled and spawns many jokes.

    If I ever get married, I am breaking with tradition and assuming the spouse's family name.
    even if the name is Shintinkinpooper?

    Yes. At least then I will have horrible jokes to listen to that I haven't been hearing for 30 years.

    Just_Bri_Thanks on
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    chair to Creation and then suplex the Void.
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    Doctor PainDoctor Pain Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    I am not fond of my last name. It is constantly mis-spelled and spawns many jokes.

    If I ever get married, I am breaking with tradition and assuming the spouse's family name.
    even if the name is Shintinkinpooper?

    Yes. At least then I will have horrible jokes to listen to that I haven't been hearing for 30 years.
    so whats your last name?

    Doctor Pain on
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