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Everything I Know I Learned From SE++

CriticalCritical Registered User regular
edited July 2007 in Social Entropy++
So I've been lurking/posting here for about 10 months now, and I've learned many things. Here are some of these things, in no particular order.

1. Cats are never able to construct a sentence with proper grammar or punctuation. Ever.

2. Pozzing. D: Especially the story of the father who wanted to have his son pozzed by strangers.

3. Accusing someone of faggotry is perfectly acceptable as long as you yourself admit to faggotry yourself.

3a. 95% of the internet is gay.

4. A dancing dong will never cease to be funny.

5. My life may not be going as well as I would like right now, but I have two things going for me.

a. I can walk.

b. I can take a healthy dump whenever I need to.

So I guess what I'm saying is, thank you Stale and Munkus for putting my insignificant shit into perspective and making me thankful that I have two working legs and one working asshole.

So, fellow forumers, what has Social Entropy taught you?

EDIT: I learned how to effectively shave my my cock and balls. Double thanks, Stale!

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  • suttbeckssuttbecks Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    it's taught me that SE++ is a piece of shit

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  • [Deleted User][Deleted User] new member
    edited July 2007
    The user and all related content has been deleted.

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  • CG FaggotryCG Faggotry BristolRegistered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Not alot.

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  • suttbeckssuttbecks Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    hell yea goin against the grain 8-)

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  • WhippyWhippy Moderator, Admin Emeritus Admin Emeritus
    edited July 2007
    I have spent a quarter of my life posting here

    think about that

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  • SheriSheri Resident Fluffer My Living RoomRegistered User regular
    edited July 2007
    The world is full of assholes.

    Some of those assholes are good people and also quite funny.

    But most of those assholes are just total assholes.

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  • RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    edited July 2007
    I learned that I wish I was rich

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  • AbracadanielAbracadaniel Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    I have spent a quarter of my life posting here

    think about that

    you aren't teefs

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  • [Deleted User][Deleted User] new member
    edited July 2007
    The user and all related content has been deleted.

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  • AbracadanielAbracadaniel Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    oh, and i learned that there are some really cool people out there to talk to and have fun with and that friendships can be formed even without ever physically meeting someone.

    EDIT: oh and i learned that teefs is a butt

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  • CG FaggotryCG Faggotry BristolRegistered User regular
    edited July 2007
    TFS's vagina will not be pretty.

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  • MathildaMathilda Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    I've learned that meeting internet peoples can, under the right circumstances, not be quite so creepy as I had once thought.

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  • CriticalCritical Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    I've learned that meeting internet peoples can, under the right circumstances, not be quite so creepy as I had once thought.

    It only gets creepy after they start mooing while you're having sex with them.

    Awkward.

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  • Bendery It Like BeckhamBendery It Like Beckham Hopeless Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    I have spent a quarter of my life posting here

    think about that

    well holy shit... me too (almost)

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  • SheriSheri Resident Fluffer My Living RoomRegistered User regular
    edited July 2007
    That sounds like a running joke from a while ago, but fuck if I can remember it

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  • WhippyWhippy Moderator, Admin Emeritus Admin Emeritus
    edited July 2007
    post-op neo-vaginas are fairly indistinguishable from a real lady's unless you know what to look for

    basically if you showed someone a vagina and a fake vagina and they didn't know which was which

    most of the time you can't tell

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  • MathildaMathilda Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Critical wrote: »
    I've learned that meeting internet peoples can, under the right circumstances, not be quite so creepy as I had once thought.

    It only gets creepy after they start mooing while you're having sex with them.

    Awkward.
    Somebody isn't open to new experiences...

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  • AbracadanielAbracadaniel Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    it's a shop

    i can see the pixels whippy

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  • Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited July 2007
    post-op neo-vaginas are fairly indistinguishable from a real lady's unless you know what to look for

    basically if you showed someone a vagina and a fake vagina and they didn't know which was which

    most of the time you can't tell

    How often does a lady really stare at her vagina.

    I mean really stare.

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  • SheriSheri Resident Fluffer My Living RoomRegistered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Have you seen lots of shops in the past, SH?

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  • SheriSheri Resident Fluffer My Living RoomRegistered User regular
    edited July 2007
    post-op neo-vaginas are fairly indistinguishable from a real lady's unless you know what to look for

    basically if you showed someone a vagina and a fake vagina and they didn't know which was which

    most of the time you can't tell

    How often does a lady really stare at her vagina.

    I mean really stare.

    Dude, it's hard

    You gotta get a mirror and stuff

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  • CriticalCritical Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Critical wrote: »
    I've learned that meeting internet peoples can, under the right circumstances, not be quite so creepy as I had once thought.

    It only gets creepy after they start mooing while you're having sex with them.

    Awkward.
    Somebody isn't open to new experiences...

    See... I am. Usually.

    But the bitch lied. She never told me she was a cow. She didn't even have opposable thumbs.

    How did she type??

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  • AbracadanielAbracadaniel Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    lots

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  • HarrierHarrier The Star Spangled Man Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    I've learned that Riotcow threads are some of the best threads, but not as good as the thread where Knob called Raneados out.

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    I don't wanna kill anybody. I don't like bullies. I don't care where they're from.
  • MarathonMarathon Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    I learned much more about furries than I ever could have hoped to.

    The horror of babyfurs will haunt me to the end of my days.

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  • LardalishLardalish Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Teefs should make one of those day by day picture movies when he starts takin the horomone treatment. Or start if he's already takin it.

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  • SheriSheri Resident Fluffer My Living RoomRegistered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Haha, Nucsh just texted me that he just got hit on at work by a dude in short shorts.

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  • Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited July 2007
    Sheri wrote: »
    Haha, Nucsh just texted me that he just got hit on at work by a dude in short shorts.
    Next text
    "I'm breaking up with you"

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  • SheriSheri Resident Fluffer My Living RoomRegistered User regular
    edited July 2007
  • CriticalCritical Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    I got hit on by a drag queen on New Years.

    He wanted me to sing a Whitney Houston song with him.

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  • TubeTube Registered User admin
    edited July 2007
    this thread is pretty patronising

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  • WhippyWhippy Moderator, Admin Emeritus Admin Emeritus
    edited July 2007
    then lock it

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  • LoserLoser Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    patronizing has a z i think

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  • The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    I have learned nothing from SE++ other than sometimes it's good to be a bit under the radar.

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  • [Deleted User][Deleted User] new member
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  • TubeTube Registered User admin
    edited July 2007
    Loser wrote: »
    patronizing has a z i think

    american english

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  • LoserLoser Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    now you're pushing the issue

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  • CG FaggotryCG Faggotry BristolRegistered User regular
    edited July 2007
    HOLY SHIT, IT'S LOSER.

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  • LoserLoser Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    holy shit, its you

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  • SheriSheri Resident Fluffer My Living RoomRegistered User regular
    edited July 2007
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