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Story time

MeizMeiz Registered User regular
edited July 2007 in Social Entropy++
Hey folks.

The premise for this thread is simple. I shall start a story in which case anyone can decide to pick up and add as much or as little detail to the series of events that follow our main protagonist's path. This is usually fun or incredibly stupid. I was thinking a 3rd person narrative would suffice in this situation so that's pretty much the only thing to do. Oh, try to quote the last bit of story for continuity. That way if two people have a different arc, one can simply chose their destiny.

Ok go.

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A small cloud of dust could be seen trailing in the distance, closing in on Gybrush Knight. His demeanor remained calm however as he was instructed to be here at this precise moment. The palm of his hand kept rubbing against his coat pocket as he swayed his arm back and forth. As the object grew closer to him; sun reflected off of it piercing his mind and making it slightly difficult to focus. He was standing in the middle of the road with only sand and cacti to keep him company until now. Wait for it... wait for it he said to himself.

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  • SporkAndrewSporkAndrew Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited July 2007
    Meiz wrote: »
    A small cloud of dust could be seen trailing in the distance, closing in on Gybrush Knight. His demeanor remained calm however as he was instructed to be here at this precise moment. The palm of his hand kept rubbing against his coat pocket as he swayed his arm back and forth. As the object grew closer to him; sun reflected off of it piercing his mind and making it slightly difficult to focus. He was standing in the middle of the road with only sand and cacti to keep him company until now. Wait for it... wait for it he said to himself.

    Slowly something in the middle distance started to take shape. Obscured by glare from the sun and the dust trail it was picking up he could vaguely make out the outline of something pink and tubular. Something pink and tubular with a shit-eating grin that made Gybrush feel sick in his stomach.

    It was coming and he had little in the way of protection.

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    The one about the fucking space hairdresser and the cowboy. He's got a tinfoil pal and a pedal bin
  • bsjezzbsjezz Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    I have chosen to begin this at some arbitrary point in the story's future, since there's going to be so many replies by the time this is posted a random guess is as good as any.

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    Later, when Guybrush was drinking beers with his ex-professor and mentor Fernando "Doc" Macondo, he spoke of the sliminess. The disgusting, seeping wetness of the cloud which came up the leg of his pants and dampened his very manhood.
    - It surprised me. A cloud of dust? You don't expect that - yeah, beer's good- you don't expect the wetness.
    - Hmm, mused the professor.
    - We gotta stop this, Doc. These clouds could end life-
    - As we know it, yes. I understand what's at stake, mmhmm.

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  • NeliNeli Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Only moments later

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  • AirAir Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    'hoo boy my butt hurts,' someone said

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  • JimmyJimmy __BANNED USERS regular
    edited July 2007
    The door flew open and there stood Capt. Von Dicktickle, with a frenzied look in his eyes.

    "Alas, they come from the Sea!!" he screamed, and showed his spear, stained with a creamy white substance.

    Guybrush quickly turned to Doc and said..

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  • GravesGraves Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    "Do you have enough crackers for that soup?"

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  • NeliNeli Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Doc stared at Guybrush in bewilderment, when suddenly

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  • GravesGraves Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    A Borg Cube came crashing through the roof, causing no harm to guybrush except to his

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  • NeliNeli Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    skull and spine

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  • JimmyJimmy __BANNED USERS regular
    edited July 2007
    bowl of creamy soup, which splashed in the fact of Doc, causing second degree burns. Seeing this quick turn in events, Capt. Von Dicktickle quickly threw his spear in the direction of the Borg Cube, but instead of hitting the cube...

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  • GravesGraves Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    it crashed into guybrushes vertabrae, which left him paralyzed. A clown came stumbling out of the cube, and sprinted over to guybrush's unmoving, delicious looking body, when

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  • NeliNeli Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
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    Batman enters the room

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  • GravesGraves Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    to grab a beer, then quickly leaves just as

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  • JimmyJimmy __BANNED USERS regular
    edited July 2007
    The joker teabags him in a fit of rage. This in turn causes..

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  • NeliNeli Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    the clown to cry, and

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  • GravesGraves Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Batman to become strangely aroused. He uses his Bat-Boner to

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  • MeizMeiz Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Jimmy wrote: »
    The joker teabags him in a fit of rage. This in turn causes..

    The price of gasoline to go up 1 dollar.

    Suddenly Gybrush realizes...

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  • GravesGraves Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    He forgot to wear pants, so

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  • bsjezzbsjezz Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Dal tur'Kepak the Brave stood with his greatsword Frang! held in a firm grasp by his side. He surveyed the Ognarak hills to the north and saw a plume of smoke dissapating into the sunlit clouds. A storm was coming, and a thunderous thunderclap clapped behind him. The battlements were burning behind him and a firm breeze rustled his hair. It would be a long day.

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  • GravesGraves Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Dal and Batman begin to have gay sex as the clown rips apart guybrush's flesh with his teeth.

    Just then,

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  • NeliNeli Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    a wizard appears

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  • bentbent Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    ...the end!

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  • PotUPotU __BANNED USERS regular
    edited July 2007
    This thread is a total mess.

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  • bsjezzbsjezz Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    wait maybe that's not a good idea

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  • NeliNeli Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    The fur that had been working him tensed suddenly, and he heard ragged
    breathing from somewhere near the end of the bed. He wished he could
    see what was going on down there; from the motion of the fur, he
    assumed the male he'd found earlier wasn't the only one in the room,
    and that the daisy chain they had going was lengthened by one at that
    end.

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  • MalkorMalkor Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    bent wrote: »
    ...the end!

    The Continuing Adventures of Gybrush Knight

    Staring at the lifeless bodies of Batman, Joker, and some random ass wizard, Gybrush continues on his quest for adventure and loot. He happens upon a bordello filled with the ugliest wenches in the land. He stops, checks his purse, and walks on in. He saunters up to the bar when a wench with a face resembling

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  • NeliNeli Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    jay leno walks up to him, holding a baby in her hands

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  • bentbent Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    suddenly, a troll appears

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  • JimmyJimmy __BANNED USERS regular
    edited July 2007
    with a copy of Backdoor Sluts IX. In the bushes a faint "fap fap fap fap" can be heard, along with the gentle meows of a kitten. Gybrush, looking at the situation at hand decides the best possible action in this situation is to..

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  • NeliNeli Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    kill the baby and burn the bordello to the ground

    [€dit] I meant to write troll, but this seems better somehow

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  • JimmyJimmy __BANNED USERS regular
    edited July 2007
    Neli wrote: »
    kill the baby and burn the bordello to the ground

    Guybrush then unties his pantaloons and unsheaths his baby seal club.
    As he wipes down the club, he can feel it expanding in his hand.
    As the anticipation grows, Guybrush begins to shake a sweat...suddenly from the Shadows a unicorn appears. Rainbows and shit fill the room as Guybrush realizes he cant kill the baby, because this child is Jesus. Savior of man, lover of prostitutes.

    Meanwhile, in a land not so far away, a young angst filled teen stares at his manhood. With a small tear in his eye he turns on the George Foreman grill, deciding to rid himself of this filth between his legs. As he waits the five minutes for the grill to heat up, he contemplates...

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  • FirstComradeStalinFirstComradeStalin Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    while balls deep in this guy's ass.....

    edit: That really killed the thread.

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