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Make thousands from your dead body

lostwordslostwords Registered User regular
edited July 2007 in Social Entropy++
Have you ever wondered how much the dead body of your loved ones would sell for in the open market?


http://mingle2.com/cadaver-calculator


Mine is $3,575. Good to know if i'm ever desperate for cash.

I'm sure with a few life changes, I can get it up to $4000.


Lets see who's dead body is worth the most so we can make plans to get rich quick.

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  • SuperunknownSuperunknown Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Can I get the money up front?

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  • [Deleted User][Deleted User] new member
    edited July 2007
    The user and all related content has been deleted.

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  • Synthetic OrangeSynthetic Orange Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    $4050

    I should trade up.

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  • SuperunknownSuperunknown Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    I'm worth $6,900 by the way.

    Superunknown on
  • gazamcgazamc Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    $4625

    if only i was an albino

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  • JordynJordyn Really, Commander? Probing Uranus. Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    $4940.

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  • BEAST!BEAST! Adventurer Adventure!!!!!Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    only $2790....at least i can be confident i won't be murdered for the sake of organ harvesting......much easier than reevaluating my life

    *sighs*

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  • TrippyDKTrippyDK Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    4,815.

    This is for selling to science right?
    Wouldnt you make more money selling the organs illegally?

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  • lostwordslostwords Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Superunknown wrote: »
    Can I get the money up front?

    Will you take a money order from nigeria? Please send me your body via UPS.

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  • ZephyrZephyr Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Congratulations, your dead body is worth $4615!

    i forsee this going down in future years

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  • BrainleechBrainleech 機知に富んだコメントはここにあります Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    I got $5974 but then I think I am devalued due to having plastic and cadavier parts in me

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  • Bendery It Like BeckhamBendery It Like Beckham Hopeless Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Congratulations, your dead body is worth $6715!

    I bet if i didn't take so many painkillers I'd be worth a ton

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  • ZephyrZephyr Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Brainleech wrote: »
    I got $5974 but then I think I am devalued due to having plastic and cadavier parts in me

    robot!

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  • MeizMeiz Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    3190$.

    I'll let you have your way with me for 1000.

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  • BrainleechBrainleech 機知に富んだコメントはここにあります Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Zephyr wrote: »
    Brainleech wrote: »
    I got $5974 but then I think I am devalued due to having plastic and cadavier parts in me

    robot!

    I am due for a tune up in a few weeks so I guess I am

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  • Bendery It Like BeckhamBendery It Like Beckham Hopeless Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Done.

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  • precisionkprecisionk Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    I am only $4040.


    My cock makes up for half that amount alone though.

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  • ButtersButters A glass of some milks Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    $3260

    I drink and smoke too much.

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  • OdinOdin Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Fuck yeah! 6375 dollahs!

    See ya later guys, I'm gonna go hang myself and get the cash

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  • NucshNucsh Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    $4,090

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  • bhealeybhealey Registered User regular
    edited December 2012
    .

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  • bhealeybhealey Registered User regular
    edited December 2012
    .

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  • MeizMeiz Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    people over 4500 aren't having any fun.

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  • LarlarLarlar consecutive normal brunches Moderator, ClubPA Mod Emeritus
    edited July 2007
    Meiz wrote: »
    people over 4500 aren't having any fun.

    If they're not living anyway, we should go kill them for the corpse money.

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  • KnobKnob TURN THE BEAT BACK InternetModerator Mod Emeritus
    edited July 2007
    ten bucks?!

    what the fuck

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  • LarlarLarlar consecutive normal brunches Moderator, ClubPA Mod Emeritus
    edited July 2007
    We'll kill you to tip the bellhop.

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  • NucshNucsh Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Larlar wrote: »
    We'll kill you for booze money.

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  • ButtersButters A glass of some milks Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Nucsh wrote: »
    Larlar wrote: »
    We'll kill you for Mad Dog money.

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  • BEAST!BEAST! Adventurer Adventure!!!!!Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    bhealey wrote: »
    BEAST! wrote: »
    only $2790....at least i can be confident i won't be murdered for the sake of organ harvesting......much easier than reevaluating my life

    *sighs*

    My God, you must be disgusting...

    ...Er, I mean...
    well i drink and smoke a lot, and i eat solely junk food because it doesn't affect my body, i'm still completely skinny

    i'm guessing that's what my problem is? i dunno....still i will cry for eternity...hold me, someone?

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  • gazamcgazamc Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    just because you're not a big fat disgusting bloater doesnt mean junk food isnt affecting your body.

    i heard an old wives tale that there are parts of our bodies we cant see

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  • ZephyrZephyr Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    i eat a lot of junk and drink like 3 cans a soda a day and i'm super skinny

    am i dying on the inside?

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  • NucshNucsh Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Probably

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  • BEAST!BEAST! Adventurer Adventure!!!!!Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    gazamc wrote: »
    just because you're not a big fat disgusting bloater doesnt mean junk food isnt affecting your body.

    i heard an old wives tale that there are parts of our bodies we cant see
    omg there's an inside part to my body too!?!??!? fah realz!??!!

    you're totally blowing my mind right now dude!!!!!

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  • NucshNucsh Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Dots.

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  • SuperunknownSuperunknown Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Yeeeeeeah you're gonna die. And no one will profit.

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  • MeizMeiz Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Knob wrote: »
    ten bucks?!

    what the fuck

    I bid 20 Quatloos on the loud one's remains.

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  • Dublo7Dublo7 Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    $5550

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  • gazamcgazamc Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    BEAST! wrote: »
    gazamc wrote: »
    just because you're not a big fat disgusting bloater doesnt mean junk food isnt affecting your body.

    i heard an old wives tale that there are parts of our bodies we cant see
    omg there's an inside part to my body too!?!??!? fah realz!??!!

    you're totally blowing my mind right now dude!!!!!

    i know, right

    i should be a doctor.

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  • ZephyrZephyr Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    gazamc wrote: »
    BEAST! wrote: »
    gazamc wrote: »
    just because you're not a big fat disgusting bloater doesnt mean junk food isnt affecting your body.

    i heard an old wives tale that there are parts of our bodies we cant see
    omg there's an inside part to my body too!?!??!? fah realz!??!!

    you're totally blowing my mind right now dude!!!!!

    i know, right

    i should be a doctor.

    and change your last name to Doom

    man that would be awesome

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  • gazamcgazamc Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    if i was on dune i bet i could double that price for my water.

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