I recently cut soda out of my diet completely. I'm going 90% water and 10% assorted juices. While the effects haven't been drastic I just feel better now. After a while you don't even want soda anymore, it is just too sweet.
I was watching CNN international today in order to see the U.S. President's address to some airforce base in the states. Right after they were done interviewing some "experts" about their opinions, they went to some debate these apparently random people were having about miss Lohan. I watched for a few minutes because some woman with a god awful televangelist voice was yelling at another guy saying things such as....
"Luk at theeese figers uf people who daied due to D u ai draivers! She's out at 1 theerty in the mornin' draiven hunder mailes an hur an you don think she needs tah go tah jail!?"
Seeking approval on her opinions she inquires of this woman across from her who looked like Emma Thompson "Whudda you think?"
This woman obviously had a great deal of time to think about what she wanted to say (or had been reading Dr. Seuss recently) because she replied in a tone that I'm sure made her fem-nazi sisters very proud "YES! Lindsay Lo, strung out on blow, to jail she must go!"
This was the dawn of a new medium for the conveyance of celebrity gossip so all audiences can understand!
We used to have great tap water, as we have a well in our back yard, rather then public water.
Then one day, my mother was tricked in to buying a water softener.
"It will remove the hard minerals" she says
It makes the water taste bad, and it takes forever to get shampoo out of your hair.
Damn you water softener.
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best commercial ever. When I first saw that as a kid I told my mom that she should get that for our house to clean the carpet.
PARKER, YOU'RE FIRED! <-- My comic book podcast! Satan look here!
3 cans a day and i'm a twig
ohhh yeah
you're not even allowed to talk about metabolism
go throw rocks through windows or something
this age card is getting old
yes
we just learned about nouns and adverbs today
coincidently 13 was the best
about whats?
grammar learnings
I just remember 14 sucked
what what
i don't know i was playing pokeymans on my GAME BOY the entire time
holy shit
somebody else remembers that PSA
I'm 22
still a twig
"Luk at theeese figers uf people who daied due to D u ai draivers! She's out at 1 theerty in the mornin' draiven hunder mailes an hur an you don think she needs tah go tah jail!?"
Seeking approval on her opinions she inquires of this woman across from her who looked like Emma Thompson "Whudda you think?"
This woman obviously had a great deal of time to think about what she wanted to say (or had been reading Dr. Seuss recently) because she replied in a tone that I'm sure made her fem-nazi sisters very proud "YES! Lindsay Lo, strung out on blow, to jail she must go!"
This was the dawn of a new medium for the conveyance of celebrity gossip so all audiences can understand!
Limerick!
I am a horrible black hole
I can't drink soda, I think it's kinda gross
Water is free.
(sometimes)
and my water is not that
problem was the exercise was fucking yoga
problem was the people smoking were pictures of cigarettes and lips
they are idiots
I hope their study is laughed at
Then one day, my mother was tricked in to buying a water softener.
"It will remove the hard minerals" she says
It makes the water taste bad, and it takes forever to get shampoo out of your hair.
Damn you water softener.
it's tldr