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Waffles... and the fact Green is a sub-human savage

StaleStale Registered User regular
edited July 2007 in Social Entropy++
We must all have waffles forthwith! We must all think, and we must all have waffles, and think each and every one of us to the very best of his ability...


This thread is for discussing the very best of things in life. Such as waffles.

Alternatively, I just got finished watching The Ladykillers, and we could discuss how awesome that movie was.


Waffles or awesome campy Tom Hanks movies.


Make your choice.

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    WeaverWeaver Who are you? What do you want?Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    WILLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLSON!

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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] regular
    edited July 2007
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    bongibongi regular
    edited July 2007
    i tend to waffle on in conversation, that's about as close as i get to them

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    GreenGreen Stick around. I'm full of bad ideas.Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Waffles are only good if they are crispy

    I'm talking so crispy that you don't even need a plate, you can pick up the waffle itself and eat it

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    SpongeCakeSpongeCake Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    I haven't eaten waffles in a terribly long time.

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    StaleStale Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    The kids who think "random" is funny think waffles are good, Stale

    how do you take that

    I don't blame the waffles. They can't help being awesome and quite tasty. It is no fault of the waffle that they attract people from all walks of life, including those that are in desperate need of a curb-stomp.

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    bongibongi regular
    edited July 2007
    also, the potato things that we call waffles over here are pretty nice

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    BigDesBigDes Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Birdseye potato waffles are waffly versashit. Don't let anyone tell you otherwise.

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    bongibongi regular
    edited July 2007
    versawhat

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    SpongeCakeSpongeCake Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Yeah, those are nice.

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    StaleStale Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    I myself only just yesterday prepared a batch of waffles with a honey almond glaze. This I served with grilled sirloin.


    Only the waffle can truly make the leap from breakfast to dinner and all stops in between.


    well... the waffle, and the egg.

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    KovakKovak did a lot of drugs married cher?Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    crispy waffle + whipcream

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    BigDesBigDes Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    The tune says

    'birdseye potato waffles are waffly versatile'

    I said they were versashit in a failed attempt to be humourous.

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    NogsNogs Crap, crap, mega crap. Crap, crap, mega crap.Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    french toast > waffles > pancakes.

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    jwalkjwalk Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    waffles are just a vehicle for butter and syrup

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    StaleStale Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    bongi wrote: »
    also, the potato things that we call waffles over here are pretty nice

    I am intrigued. tell me more.

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    GreenGreen Stick around. I'm full of bad ideas.Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Green wrote: »
    Waffles are only good if they are crispy

    I'm talking so crispy that you don't even need a plate, you can pick up the waffle itself and eat it

    Actually this applies to bacon too

    If I can bend it without breaking it, it's not cooked enough

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    SpongeCakeSpongeCake Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Stale wrote: »
    bongi wrote: »
    also, the potato things that we call waffles over here are pretty nice

    I am intrigued. tell me more.

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    RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator mod
    edited July 2007
    Stale wrote: »
    I myself only just yesterday prepared a batch of waffles with a honey almond glaze. This I served with grilled sirloin.


    Only the waffle can truly make the leap from breakfast to dinner and all stops in between.


    well... the waffle, and the egg.

    you, sir, are grossly underestimating the versatility and power of the one truly great wundermeat, bacon

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    BigDesBigDes Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Oh god, that's vile looking. It's a plate of yellow.

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    Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    edited July 2007
    Green wrote: »
    Waffles are only good if they are crispy

    I'm talking so crispy that you don't even need a plate, you can pick up the waffle itself and eat it

    fuck that shit

    waffles are best soft and covered in butter and syrup

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    bongibongi regular
    edited July 2007
    Stale wrote: »
    I myself only just yesterday prepared a batch of waffles with a honey almond glaze. This I served with grilled sirloin.


    Only the waffle can truly make the leap from breakfast to dinner and all stops in between.


    well... the waffle, and the egg.

    also pancakes

    crepe-style pancakes

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    StaleStale Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    jwalk wrote: »
    waffles are just a vehicle for butter and syrup

    if you are referring to those pale tasteless squares you buy frozen at the market and slide into a toaster, then yes.


    I am speakng of the wonderous and delicious home-made treats that can be savory or sweet. soft or crisp.

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    FAQFAQ Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Stale wrote: »
    bongi wrote: »
    also, the potato things that we call waffles over here are pretty nice

    I am intrigued. tell me more.

    they look like waffles, but are in fact mashed potato, part of your typical student diet

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    bongibongi regular
    edited July 2007
    oh and man, crepes with slices of ham and fine cheeses and ughhnmsg mouth watering

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    GreenGreen Stick around. I'm full of bad ideas.Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Keith wrote: »
    Green wrote: »
    Waffles are only good if they are crispy

    I'm talking so crispy that you don't even need a plate, you can pick up the waffle itself and eat it

    fuck that shit

    waffles are best soft and covered in butter and syrup

    If you want a soft waffle you may as well just get a goddamn pancake

    It's the same thing

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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] regular
    edited July 2007
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    BigDesBigDes Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Nutella is best eaten on it's own.

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    jwalkjwalk Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    bacon that waffle boy

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    KovakKovak did a lot of drugs married cher?Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    this thread has made me crave

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    bongibongi regular
    edited July 2007
    Crepes with fuckin' nutella

    i actually prefer savoury crepes to sweet ones

    although, fresh lemon juice and a sprinkling of sugar on crepes, ohh god

    why am i making myself so hungry so late! i've already brushed my teeth and gotten ready for bed, i can't eat now D:

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    jwalkjwalk Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
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    StaleStale Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Green wrote: »
    Green wrote: »
    Waffles are only good if they are crispy

    I'm talking so crispy that you don't even need a plate, you can pick up the waffle itself and eat it

    Actually this applies to bacon too

    If I can bend it without breaking it, it's not cooked enough

    I suppose you also cook your poultry until it's dry and horrible.

    your steaks until they are grey and plastic.

    Meat should never be crisp enough to break.



    Bacon is best when still plenty flexible. For example, a nice chowder or potato soup containing soft and scrumptious bacon chunks.

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    Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    edited July 2007
    Green wrote: »
    Keith wrote: »
    Green wrote: »
    Waffles are only good if they are crispy

    I'm talking so crispy that you don't even need a plate, you can pick up the waffle itself and eat it

    fuck that shit

    waffles are best soft and covered in butter and syrup

    If you want a soft waffle you may as well just get a goddamn pancake

    It's the same thing

    Green, one day we will fight

    that day will be your last

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    GreenGreen Stick around. I'm full of bad ideas.Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Stale wrote: »
    Green wrote: »
    Green wrote: »
    Waffles are only good if they are crispy

    I'm talking so crispy that you don't even need a plate, you can pick up the waffle itself and eat it

    Actually this applies to bacon too

    If I can bend it without breaking it, it's not cooked enough

    I suppose you also cook your poultry until it's dry and horrible.

    your steaks until they are grey and plastic.

    Meat should never be crisp enough to break.



    Bacon is best when still plenty flexible. For example, a nice chowder or potato soup containing soft and scrumptious bacon chunks.
    Bacon is the one exception to this rule

    Bacon is best when it's one step above being turned into a cinder

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    mrpakumrpaku Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    wonderful, now i'm starving

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    JaninJanin Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    bongi wrote: »
    Stale wrote: »
    I myself only just yesterday prepared a batch of waffles with a honey almond glaze. This I served with grilled sirloin.


    Only the waffle can truly make the leap from breakfast to dinner and all stops in between.


    well... the waffle, and the egg.

    also pancakes

    crepe-style pancakes

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    StaleStale Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Green wrote: »
    Keith wrote: »
    Green wrote: »
    Waffles are only good if they are crispy

    I'm talking so crispy that you don't even need a plate, you can pick up the waffle itself and eat it

    fuck that shit

    waffles are best soft and covered in butter and syrup

    If you want a soft waffle you may as well just get a goddamn pancake

    It's the same thing

    you are a filthy savage.

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    GreenGreen Stick around. I'm full of bad ideas.Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Keith wrote: »
    Green wrote: »
    Keith wrote: »
    Green wrote: »
    Waffles are only good if they are crispy

    I'm talking so crispy that you don't even need a plate, you can pick up the waffle itself and eat it

    fuck that shit

    waffles are best soft and covered in butter and syrup

    If you want a soft waffle you may as well just get a goddamn pancake

    It's the same thing

    Green, one day we will fight

    that day will be your last

    My last day as a mere mortal, perhaps

    For once I slay you, the anti-Green, I shall ascend to godhood

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    DocDoc Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited July 2007
    The other day I made Luftwaffles. Now I kind of wish I'd taken a picture.

    I should combine that with Messerschmidt on a shingle for a full breakfast.

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