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[Phalla] The Phallacian Complex: Sign Ups Open

Last SonLast Son Registered User regular
edited July 2007 in Critical Failures
In the year 217-ED the world is in turmoil. The two largest superpowers, the Evarial Alliance and the Oceanic Coalition, have been at war for over ten years. What started as a minor skirmish has grown into a world encompassing conflict that has no end in sight.

With the conventional war stalled seemingly indefinitely and neither nation willing to negotiate peace it has been realized by both sides that their nuclear and biological arsenals are what will decide the outcome. Both fear to launch the first strike however, knowing that the rest of the world will rally against such a move.

Recently however Oceanic scientists have reached a remarkable breakthrough that could potentially end this stalemate once and for all, a weapon with all the destructive power of a nuclear warhead without the radiation that is so damning in the eyes of the world.

The heads of the Oceanic Coalition and their generals have gathered at a remote research station to witness the final tests of their new weapon and to decide how to most effectively harness it. News of this gathering has spread beyond the borders of the Coalition however and The Evarial Alliance is certain to try and disrupt it, they are not the only ones whom wish this test stopped though.




Welcome to the Phallacian Complex. Sign ups will be from now until Friday at Noon Edt and role PMs will go out shortly afterwards. The first day will end Saturday at 10:00pm Eastern.

This will be a hidden mechanics game, with roles known only to the players that hold them.
Any player who posts less than two posts per day or misses two consecutive votes will be removed for inactivity.


*Note, it is not necessary to choose a number when you sign up as there is no limit on players. If you want to though, feel free.

Players
1. Cheez
2. Gnasty
3. Telcus
4. Skulk
5. Oatway
6. Plutonium
7. the wook
8. Jdarksun
9. frandelgearslip
10. B:L
11. Infidel
12. Anaximander
13. Hylianbunny
14. Tehspectre
15. Saphier
16. Defunker
17. Grundlterror
18. DËTHKÖK
19. Cj Iwakura
20. Buzz Buzz
21. DamnedLibrarian
22. Lucien
23. PrecisionK
24. Lignisse
25. Giltanis
26. Balefuego
27. Niceguy Myeye
28. Squashua
29. Koan
30. Fembot
31. FreeAgent
32. Ardor
33. Threelemmings
34. Rynone
35. Zepplin
36. Vic
37. JPJeezus
42. Typhus733
55. Zal
69. Bink
77. laikal
1768. minigunwielder
Eleventy. Thorgot

Reserves
1. Robothero

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  • the wookthe wook Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    I choose #7

    the wook on
  • Anthrax! Please.Anthrax! Please. Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    If we choose numbers, I am 12

    !IN

    Anthrax! Please. on
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  • the wookthe wook Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    i ALWAYS choose numbers

    sometimes they just don't mean anything

    the wook on
  • Anthrax! Please.Anthrax! Please. Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    the wook wrote: »
    i ALWAYS choose numbers

    sometimes they just don't mean anything

    Well you're pretty fucking cool, so I'll just copy you.

    Anthrax! Please. on
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  • cheezcheez Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    I see nothing asking us to pick our spot, so I shall simply sign up.

    cheez on
  • GnastyGnasty Registered User
    edited July 2007
    I am in.

    Gnasty on
    i just wanna 'be myself'
  • telcustelcus Registered User
    edited July 2007
    sign me up Scotty.

    telcus on
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  • SkulkSkulk Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    I'm in

    I'm slowly lasting longer in these things.

    Skulk on
  • OatsOats Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    I'll toss my hat in the ring.

    Oats on
  • PlutoniumPlutonium Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    !Let the evilness commence

    Plutonium on
  • frandelgearslipfrandelgearslip 457670Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    !sign up

    frandelgearslip on
  • B:LB:L Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    !Sign me up, even though I haven't read the description yet. D:

    Ok, I've now read it, and it sounds pretty sweet.

    NUCULAR LAUNCH DETECTED.

    B:L on
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  • thorgotthorgot Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    I take number eleventy.

    thorgot on
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  • cheezcheez Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    B:L wrote: »
    NUCULAR

    ...

    cheez on
  • DogDog Registered User, Administrator, Vanilla Staff admin
    edited July 2007
    put me in for a reserve spot

    Unknown User on
  • B:LB:L Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    cheez wrote: »
    B:L wrote: »
    NUCULAR

    ...
    Well it obviously isn't nuclear if it's not radioactive, now is it? ;-)

    This bomb'll be so powerful, it'll destroy proper grammar and spelling as we know it! :D

    B:L on
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  • InfidelInfidel Heretic Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    !registering for opportunity to /grudge Plutonium

    <3

    Infidel on
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  • TehSpectreTehSpectre @PixelateJake on TwitterRegistered User regular
    edited July 2007
    !sign me up.

    TehSpectre on
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  • SaphierSaphier Aka Errant Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Is it a Stand Alone Complex?

    Saphier on
  • B:LB:L Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Saphier wrote: »
    Is it a Stand Alone Complex?
    I'm hoping it's more of a Cassandra Complex.

    I can go "Hey, the wook is evil!" and no one would believe me, bandwagoning me to death.

    But they'll have no one to cry to when soldiers crawl out of his ass at night and slaughters everyone in their sleep.

    B:L on
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  • SaphierSaphier Aka Errant Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    B:L wrote: »
    I'm hoping it's more of a Cassandra Complex.

    I can go "Hey, the wook is evil!" and no one would believe me, bandwagoning me to death.

    But they'll have no one to cry to when soldiers crawl out of his ass at night and slaughters everyone in their sleep.

    As the old saying goes, beware of wooks bearing butt-soldiers.

    Saphier on
  • HylianbunnyHylianbunny Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Huuurgh.

    Do I sign up, or pass?...

    I'll think on it. >_>

    Hell, give me slot 13.

    Hylianbunny on
  • Anthrax! Please.Anthrax! Please. Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    I have declared that B:L, TehSpectre and I are now an unholy alliance.

    Because we learned to love the bomb.


    This alliance has nothing to do with the following:

    A) We are all ridiculous

    B) The alchohol currently in my system.

    Let's rock.


    ps: Hylianbunny is my dawg, yo.

    Anthrax! Please. on
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  • HylianbunnyHylianbunny Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    I have declared that B:L, TehSpectre and I are now an unholy alliance.

    Because we learned to love the bomb.


    This alliance has nothing to do with the following:

    A) We are all ridiculous

    B) The alchohol currently in my system.

    Let's rock.


    ps: Hylianbunny is my dawg, yo.

    what up, Anax

    I'm not allowed in your alliance?

    :(

    Hylianbunny on
  • Anthrax! Please.Anthrax! Please. Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    I have declared that B:L, TehSpectre and I are now an unholy alliance.

    Because we learned to love the bomb.


    This alliance has nothing to do with the following:

    A) We are all ridiculous

    B) The alchohol currently in my system.

    Let's rock.


    ps: Hylianbunny is my dawg, yo.

    what up, Anax

    I'm not allowed in your alliance?

    :(

    You don't want to be in this alliance, man. This is an alliance of first-day reveals, killing your teammates, claiming to be things you aren't, and hellhouds, knights, and lucavi, man. Being my dawg is close as you can get without being tainted.

    Anthrax! Please. on
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  • HylianbunnyHylianbunny Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Sounds fun.

    Hylianbunny on
  • Anthrax! Please.Anthrax! Please. Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Sounds fun.

    Well then. Hylianbunny is a part of our unholy alliance, then.

    Welcome.

    Anthrax! Please. on
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  • DefunkerDefunker Registered User
    edited July 2007
    Hell, why not?

    I'll try not to do anything stupid this time around, but well, you know how it is.

    Defunker on
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  • HylianbunnyHylianbunny Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Sounds fun.

    Well then. Hylianbunny is a part of our unholy alliance, then.

    Welcome.

    awesome.

    Hylianbunny on
  • GrundlterrorGrundlterror Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    sign up

    Grundlterror on
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  • P10P10 An Idiot With Low IQ Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    !sign up

    P10 on
    Shameful pursuits and utterly stupid opinions
  • ThreelemmingsThreelemmings Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    !dancing with number 33

    Threelemmings on
  • cj iwakuracj iwakura The Rhythm Regent Chantry of NightmaresRegistered User regular
    edited July 2007
    !sign up

    Any opposition to there being a miniature one halfway through this?

    cj iwakura on
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    Well, good morning. Welcome to the new scenario. What should we do today?
  • Last SonLast Son Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    cj iwakura wrote: »
    Any opposition to there being a miniature one halfway through this?

    None at all, the more people addicted to Phalla the better. :)

    Last Son on
  • cj iwakuracj iwakura The Rhythm Regent Chantry of NightmaresRegistered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Last Son wrote: »
    cj iwakura wrote: »
    Any opposition to there being a miniature one halfway through this?

    None at all, the more people addicted to Phalla the better. :)

    Coolness, but since it'd go down here, I doubt it'll draw any more than the usual suspects.

    Then again, the theme just might lure in some new victims...

    cj iwakura on
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    Well, good morning. Welcome to the new scenario. What should we do today?
  • B:LB:L Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    cj iwakura wrote: »
    Last Son wrote: »
    cj iwakura wrote: »
    Any opposition to there being a miniature one halfway through this?

    None at all, the more people addicted to Phalla the better. :)

    Coolness, but since it'd go down here, I doubt it'll draw any more than the usual suspects.

    Then again, the theme just might lure in some new victims...
    Just don't let it get pushed back to the end of the month. :P

    ;-)

    B:L on
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  • Typhus733Typhus733 Yip! Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    !I'll sign for number 42

    Typhus733 on
  • cj iwakuracj iwakura The Rhythm Regent Chantry of NightmaresRegistered User regular
    edited July 2007
    B:L wrote: »
    cj iwakura wrote: »
    Last Son wrote: »
    cj iwakura wrote: »
    Any opposition to there being a miniature one halfway through this?

    None at all, the more people addicted to Phalla the better. :)

    Coolness, but since it'd go down here, I doubt it'll draw any more than the usual suspects.

    Then again, the theme just might lure in some new victims...
    Just don't let it get pushed back to the end of the month. :P

    ;-)

    It'll help me kill the time, at very least. :P Delays suck.

    cj iwakura on
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    Well, good morning. Welcome to the new scenario. What should we do today?
  • precisionkprecisionk Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    I !choose 23 for I will kill that many people this phalla.

    precisionk on
  • DrezDrez Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    I'd love to sign up but I'm juggling too many things right now. :(

    Drez on
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