We love you. Why?
You bought some stuff!
Not that we wouldn't love you just as much if you hadn't bought 7 whole things from our store. But now you're our favorite. Don't tell the others.
...Now I've got to buy 8 whole things. I'M CLAIMING YOUR TITLE, HIPPO BOY!
Will, this'd be a big no go here. Or at least you'll get your lunch break after the meeting, should it really have to be during lunchtime.
The idea for this was ironically some employee's Six Sigma Project. There was a demonstrable cost savings to the company by pressuring employees to work off the clock. Go figure.
It's vaguely gross that after every time I play frisbee for more than a couple hours I have to literally cut off the bottoms of my big toes because they turn into giant blisters. It doesn't even hurt, because my feet are all callus at this point, but it's annoying.
It's vaguely gross that after every time I play frisbee for more than a couple hours I have to literally cut off the bottoms of my big toes because they turn into giant blisters. It doesn't even hurt, because my feet are all callus at this point, but it's annoying.
It's vaguely gross that after every time I play frisbee for more than a couple hours I have to literally cut off the bottoms of my big toes because they turn into giant blisters. It doesn't even hurt, because my feet are all callus at this point, but it's annoying.
Wear better shoes?
I understand that Birkenstocks are very comfortable and popular with your kind.
It's vaguely gross that after every time I play frisbee for more than a couple hours I have to literally cut off the bottoms of my big toes because they turn into giant blisters. It doesn't even hurt, because my feet are all callus at this point, but it's annoying.
Wear better shoes?
I understand that Birkenstocks are very comfortable and popular with your kind.
I'd like to see you play frisbee in Birkenstocks. I really would. It would be funny.
Yeah. I need new shoes, the ones I have are falling apart now anyways. I'm just not sure if that will help too much.
It's vaguely gross that after every time I play frisbee for more than a couple hours I have to literally cut off the bottoms of my big toes because they turn into giant blisters. It doesn't even hurt, because my feet are all callus at this point, but it's annoying.
Wear better shoes?
I understand that Birkenstocks are very comfortable and popular with your kind.
I'd like to see you play frisbee in Birkenstocks. I really would. It would be funny.
Yeah. I need new shoes, the ones I have are falling apart now anyways. I'm just not sure if that will help too much.
Better socks would help. Get some running socks.
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It's vaguely gross that after every time I play frisbee for more than a couple hours I have to literally cut off the bottoms of my big toes because they turn into giant blisters. It doesn't even hurt, because my feet are all callus at this point, but it's annoying.
Wear better shoes?
I understand that Birkenstocks are very comfortable and popular with your kind.
I'd like to see you play frisbee in Birkenstocks. I really would. It would be funny.
Yeah. I need new shoes, the ones I have are falling apart now anyways. I'm just not sure if that will help too much.
My blistering got worse, then a lot better after I bought new cleats. I recommend it.
Also, I might as well be wearing Birks to games right now, for all the traction cleats are getting me in the sand pits they're currently calling fields.
It's vaguely gross that after every time I play frisbee for more than a couple hours I have to literally cut off the bottoms of my big toes because they turn into giant blisters. It doesn't even hurt, because my feet are all callus at this point, but it's annoying.
Wear better shoes?
I understand that Birkenstocks are very comfortable and popular with your kind.
I'd like to see you play frisbee in Birkenstocks. I really would. It would be funny.
Yeah. I need new shoes, the ones I have are falling apart now anyways. I'm just not sure if that will help too much.
My blistering got worse, then a lot better after I bought new cleats. I recommend it.
Also, I might as well be wearing Birks to games right now, for all the traction cleats are getting me in the sand pits they're currently calling fields.
Good fields are so rare though. It's glorious when you find them though. Glorious.
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...Now I've got to buy 8 whole things. I'M CLAIMING YOUR TITLE, HIPPO BOY!
The idea for this was ironically some employee's Six Sigma Project. There was a demonstrable cost savings to the company by pressuring employees to work off the clock. Go figure.
Edit: Not your toes, Vish. :?
Wear better shoes?
My favorite doughnuts are the ones with maple frosting, and none of the grocery stores around here carry them!
I understand that Birkenstocks are very comfortable and popular with your kind.
I'm at work.
I want a mojito.
I'd like to see you play frisbee in Birkenstocks. I really would. It would be funny.
Yeah. I need new shoes, the ones I have are falling apart now anyways. I'm just not sure if that will help too much.
Yep, work does that to a person.
Better socks would help. Get some running socks.
took out her barrettes and her hair spilled out like rootbeer
DIE.
My blistering got worse, then a lot better after I bought new cleats. I recommend it.
Also, I might as well be wearing Birks to games right now, for all the traction cleats are getting me in the sand pits they're currently calling fields.
Well, I don't drink and I don't like anything with mint, so I guess I'll add that to my store of useless knowledge.
Oh, right, tried to make my own... it was bad.
I tried to make my own Mint Julep for watching the Kentucky Derby. It was foul.
Then I had one at a bar. It was also foul.
You don't deserve an answer, heathen!
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Edit: Fucking work.
Mint Juleps = foul.
But everyone is dancing!
*UNCE UNCE UNCE UNCE UNCE UNCE UNCE*
If you make a mojito with Bacardi you should be dragged into the street and beaten.
I like them. If you don't like bourbon then Juleps probably aren't for you.
Get something with an umbrella in it instead.
Good fields are so rare though. It's glorious when you find them though. Glorious.
Socks don't help, by the way. I've tried.
"Bride collapses in Minneapolis" might actually have been a funny story
Funnier than reality, that's for sure.
See, I like bourbon. A lot. Well, not as much as I like good scotch, but I like bourbon.
Mint Juleps just taste horrible, that's all.
(Don't ask. It's a pretty faithful Pikachu.)
I watch as he hugs it, sets it down on the living room, and proceeds to throw a hackysack at it to knock it over.
The hackysack is red and white.
Then it clicks.
God help me.
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Has the whole world gone mad?