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Punny Cat Names
Charles Kinbote
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I apologize so hard for this thread, but I need H/A.
My family recently purchased a new kitten. It's cute as hell, but we have a weird thing about naming cats. We come up with these enormous, title-filled names for them, and everyone else calls them by these names while I just call them "kitty".
This time, in order to break the cycle, I jokingly said I'd refer to the cat by a different pun, alternating once in a while, and my family thought they'd hold me to it. They've made threats.
I have the family abuse hotline on my cell phone, so that's not what I need. What I need is some more puns, as the only one I've come up with so far is Meow Zedong (I am so sorry). Anyone have some more names?
My family recently purchased a new kitten. It's cute as hell, but we have a weird thing about naming cats. We come up with these enormous, title-filled names for them, and everyone else calls them by these names while I just call them "kitty".
This time, in order to break the cycle, I jokingly said I'd refer to the cat by a different pun, alternating once in a while, and my family thought they'd hold me to it. They've made threats.
I have the family abuse hotline on my cell phone, so that's not what I need. What I need is some more puns, as the only one I've come up with so far is Meow Zedong (I am so sorry). Anyone have some more names?
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If male, call it "Gloves."
If anyone asks why, tell them that "Mittens are for pussies."
Make sure to duck in case they do not take bad jokes well.
You are not allowed to post threads about kittens (and then having the gall to say that it is cute) without posting goddam pictures.
Satans..... hints.....
Chairman Meow has seen its fair share of use, Mars.
And here. It's a pretty standard looking kitty, and it's napping right now next to my radiator.
What's the gender? Gender is useful for naming.
You can call it Onine if it's a girl.
I'm not looking for a name.
I'm looking for a lot of cat puns.
Also, your thread title is "Punny Cat Names."
I'm looking for the corniest, most dad-joky cat names you can think of. Meow Zedong and Chairman Meow and exactly what I'm looking for. Think things like Pawcrates or Meerkegaard. That last one doesn't really qualify.
Electronic composer for hire.
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Here's more horribly bad puns and the like: http://www.moggies.co.uk/html/jokes.html
It was so terrible I had to bold it.
Oh God.
In this case the P. stands for Pretty.
The Great Catsby
Caterina DeWitt
Butch Catsidy
The Sundance Kit
with apologies to tycho.
Catzilla.
Too obscure?
If you're into physics that is.
SE++ Map Steam
Edit: Furball Kint! Oh God, that's terrible.
Kitty Carlisle? That one might be too old for even your parents...
Feline Dion, if you could come up with a pronunciation that worked. Or just use the French, félin. It's pronounced the same way as Celine.
*sniff* I miss him.
Name suggestion: Dolly. Why? 'Cause she's workin' feline to five.
Good lord, I'm sorry.
Or go all 007 with Pussy Galore?
Seefa cat.
/runs
In the land of the blind the one eyed man is a heretic.
*cries*
Saddam Hissein.
Or you could just call the cat Yusef Islam, if you wanted to be really devious.
cat-mandu, cat-in kirk (or picard, crunch, jack sparrow, etc.), cat-terpiller, kitty porn, kitty kitty bang bang, feline-us torvald... ugh, now I can't stop thinking of stupid cat puns.
This made me giggle.
Someone on this board came up with that, but I can't remember who it was.
I should get this nerd joke, but I don't...
If you are a super-nerd: Lowell Cat (say it out loud.)
Meow Rough-Tounge?
I've always wanted to have a male cat and name him Silvestris. It sounds so regal.