Fuck a bitch named Elton John.

Shinobi

Elton John wants to turn off the internet. How much of the internet, you may be asking? All of it.

http://www.thesun.co.uk/article/0,,2-2007350453,00.html

Boo that man! BOOOOOOOO

Silmaril

Like any old man, he has no concept or grasp of technology.

Poorochondriac

Hooold me closer, tiny dancerrrr

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Vivixenne

series of tubes

Shinobi

He sent an internet last week and it didn't get there till yesterday.

Seta 3000

Elton I thought I knew you

Poorochondriac

You also thought you knew David Grohl.

You're battin' a zero, it would seem.

Seta 3000

Poorochondriac wrote: »

You also thought you knew David Grohl.

You're battin' a zero, it would seem.

That is a low blow you motherfucker

Vivixenne

I guess that’s what Sir Elt would call a net loss . . .

someone choke that bitch

Poorochondriac

Seta 3000 wrote: »

Poorochondriac wrote: »

You also thought you knew David Grohl.

You're battin' a zero, it would seem.

That is a low blow you motherfucker

They are the only blows I know.

Orikaeshigitae

i guess they've already started, that article is taking forever to load

Knob

NOOOO WHAT WILL WE DO WITHOUT THE INTERNET

WE'D PROBABLY HAVE TO START READING BOOKS AND WRITING ENTIRE WORDS AGAIN

Seta 3000

Orikaeshigitae wrote: »

i guess they've already started, that article is taking forever to load

for the past couple days, my whole Internet has seemed a little slower

this article is worrying me

TankHammer

Someone ought to blow him up, like a candle in the wind.
Okay that didn't work.

But really, Sir Elton, just ignore it. You'll probably be dead in a matter of years and won't have to deal with it anymore. You are an old man. Talk to Sir Ian McKellan, he's a much better knight than you right now because he caters to the nerd community.

Pb

Knob wrote: »

NOOOO WHAT WILL WE DO WITHOUT THE INTERNET

WE'D PROBABLY HAVE TO START READING BOOKS AND WRITING ENTIRE WORDS AGAIN

And I'm sure people would expect punctuation. Those greedy fucks.

Knob

wait, i wonder if elton john realises that the internet is not something you can record music with

denmmurray

So...people will form live forums where they'll sit around and talk like this in real life?




Oh, jesus...he has to be stopped.

Silmaril

Knob wrote: »

wait, i wonder if elton john realises that the internet is not something you can record music with

He probably thought the gramophone would be the death of live music.

Vivixenne

denmmurray wrote: »

So...people will form live forums where they'll sit around and talk like this in real life?

My nostrils just up and ran off in terror as I read this line here.

Seta 3000

Knob wrote: »

wait, i wonder if elton john realises that the internet is not something you can record music with

really, the Internet aspect of the computer helps to bring people together more than anything else

Paper Plates

send him frontalot's I heart fags.

sounded better in my head I guess.

Poorochondriac

denmmurray wrote: »

So...people will form live forums where they'll sit around and talk like this in real life?




Oh, jesus...he has to be stopped.

This, uh

This isn't much like real life.

Knob

i mean, his only complaint is that the internet is causing people to make albums all by themselves

which doesn't seem right

sounds like he should be yelling about pro tools or fruity loops, not the internet

Shinobi

It would be cool if they made a movie where Elton John is digitized and learns about the internets.

Knob

because really, i collaborate with a guy on another damn continent to make music, and that just wouldn't happen without an internet

Seta 3000

Knob wrote: »

i mean, his only complaint is that the internet is causing people to make albums all by themselves

which doesn't seem right

sounds like he should be yelling about pro tools or fruity loops, not the internet

i just figured it sounded like he had it confused

that or he has been listening to the 'the Internet is a series of tubes' guys

Shinobi

YES A FREE IPOD!

Vivixenne

Knob wrote: »

i mean, his only complaint is that the internet is causing people to make albums all by themselves

which doesn't seem right

sounds like he should be yelling about pro tools or fruity loops, not the internet

Maybe he's thinking about how those programs are more easily attainable via the internet? Or that the internet makes the albums more accessible?

Man what do I know I'm British.

Shinobi

You know he uses myspace to pick up 14 year old boys.

denmmurray

I think elton john is just worried that people aren't taking him seriously anymore...



I mean, look at him...

Seta 3000

perhaps he's been listening to playradioplay

one guy does the whole thing, but it blows

my friend who likes Relient K and shit digs it

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Vivixenne

That is the cutest darned chair I have ever seen.

Orikaeshigitae

Vivixenne wrote: »

denmmurray wrote: »

So...people will form live forums where they'll sit around and talk like this in real life?

My nostrils just up and ran off in terror as I read this line here.

it's too goddamn early to be drawing sprinting nostrils

Knob

is that from the faces of new york thing

Shinobi

GOLD

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Vivixenne

Orikaeshigitae wrote: »

Vivixenne wrote: »

denmmurray wrote: »

So...people will form live forums where they'll sit around and talk like this in real life?

My nostrils just up and ran off in terror as I read this line here.

it's too goddamn early to be drawing sprinting nostrils

I uh

uh

WOW

my nose is not that manly gosh

DarkHawke

It's cute, and yet also utterly retarded at the same time.

Like it's really happy because it can see a light, but the light is being produced without fire.

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