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[chat] You Like an Animal

MrBallbagginsMrBallbaggins Registered User
edited August 2007 in Debate and/or Discourse
Oh yeah, baby.

Preacher wrote: »
Something tells me this story ends up with Ballbaggins fucking his house again.
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  • MalkorMalkor Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    MrBallbaggins do you have a prarie dog problem?

    Malkor on
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  • GooeyGooey (\/)┌¶─¶┐(\/) pinch pinchRegistered User regular
    edited August 2007
    i haet u k roffal

    Gooey on
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  • MrBallbagginsMrBallbaggins Registered User
    edited August 2007
    No, I love prarie dogs. They're delicious and cheap.

    MrBallbaggins on
    Preacher wrote: »
    Something tells me this story ends up with Ballbaggins fucking his house again.
  • japanjapan Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Gooey wrote: »
    i haet u k roffal

    I speak not your mysterious moon language.

    japan on
  • MikeManMikeMan Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    hai guyz wut iz up in dis thred m i rite

    MikeMan on
    HOW DO YOU FUCK UP BAGELS. YOU BOIL THE WATER. PUT IN THE NOODLES
  • ViolentChemistryViolentChemistry __BANNED USERS
    edited August 2007
    Man, people are terrified of freedom. Fucking terrified. Especially westerners, and especially Americans.

    ViolentChemistry on
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  • GooeyGooey (\/)┌¶─¶┐(\/) pinch pinchRegistered User regular
    edited August 2007
    MikeMan wrote: »
    hai guyz wut iz up in dis thred m i rite

    ur rite roffal iem leik wtfux lulz

    Gooey on
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  • MrBallbagginsMrBallbaggins Registered User
    edited August 2007
    Right then.

    Anyone have a decently sized combine I could use? I only need it for one day.

    MrBallbaggins on
    Preacher wrote: »
    Something tells me this story ends up with Ballbaggins fucking his house again.
  • MikeManMikeMan Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Gooey wrote: »
    MikeMan wrote: »
    hai guyz wut iz up in dis thred m i rite

    ur rite roffal iem leik wtfux lulz

    I wonder if people like that switch the "s" and "z" mappings on their keyboards.

    MikeMan on
    HOW DO YOU FUCK UP BAGELS. YOU BOIL THE WATER. PUT IN THE NOODLES
  • dlinfinitidlinfiniti Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Right then.

    Anyone have a decently sized combine I could use? I only need it for one day.

    shoulda thought about that before you planted that corn

    dlinfiniti on
    AAAAA!!! PLAAAYGUUU!!!!
  • MalkorMalkor Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    dlinfiniti wrote: »
    Right then.

    Anyone have a decently sized combine I could use? I only need it for one day.

    shoulda thought about that before you planted that corn

    I would need to know you're not combining anything illegal.

    Malkor on
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  • MrBallbagginsMrBallbaggins Registered User
    edited August 2007
    Fuck a bunch of corn, I'm going to go combine the non-believers in the name of Rasputin.

    Then I'm going to plant my wang in your coffee pot just to show you what's up.

    Edit: Depends on your definition of legality.

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    Preacher wrote: »
    Something tells me this story ends up with Ballbaggins fucking his house again.
  • MikeManMikeMan Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    dlinfiniti wrote: »
    Right then.

    Anyone have a decently sized combine I could use? I only need it for one day.

    shoulda thought about that before you planted that corn

    I'm looking at your sig and laughing, because that scene was one of the funniest of the movie.
    RUN! RUN! RUN!

    JUMP! JUMP! JUMP!

    LAND! LAND! LAND!

    REST! REST! REST!

    MikeMan on
    HOW DO YOU FUCK UP BAGELS. YOU BOIL THE WATER. PUT IN THE NOODLES
  • GooeyGooey (\/)┌¶─¶┐(\/) pinch pinchRegistered User regular
    edited August 2007
    If the coffee is hot it will burn your wang.

    Gooey on
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  • GooeyGooey (\/)┌¶─¶┐(\/) pinch pinchRegistered User regular
    edited August 2007
    The graphic on the front page of Kotaku under the "Grand Theft Auto 4 delayed" story would make a great sig image, for anyone looking.

    Gooey on
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  • MrBallbagginsMrBallbaggins Registered User
    edited August 2007
    Yeah, but boy won't his face be red.

    MrBallbaggins on
    Preacher wrote: »
    Something tells me this story ends up with Ballbaggins fucking his house again.
  • ViolentChemistryViolentChemistry __BANNED USERS
    edited August 2007
    Gooey wrote: »
    If the coffee is hot it will burn your wang.

    And make you unable to grow large?

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  • Seaborn111Seaborn111 Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Yeah, but boy won't his face be red.

    red like a straw-brerry.

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    It's impossible for us to without a doubt prove the non-existence of God. We just have to take it on faith that he's imaginary..
  • Shazkar ShadowstormShazkar Shadowstorm Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Things like this: http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/nyc/333345372.html
    from the best of craigslist make me laugh. Why would people post these things on Craigslist?

    Shazkar Shadowstorm on
    poo
  • AngelHedgieAngelHedgie Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    I've come to the conclusion that controversial threads are where D&D becomes SE++ with better grammar and bigger thesauruses.

    Which means the Israel thread can only end in tears.

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  • Look Out it's Sabs!Look Out it's Sabs! Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Things like this: http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/nyc/333345372.html
    from the best of craigslist make me laugh. Why would people post these things on Craigslist?

    Lol, bathroom stories.

    Look Out it's Sabs! on
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    3DS: 2852-6809-9411
  • RichyRichy Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    I approve of this new [chat] thread's name.

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  • KaputaKaputa Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
  • VishNubVishNub Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    How do you make meatballs stick together betteR? More breadcrumbs? Or more egg? Or both?

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  • Look Out it's Sabs!Look Out it's Sabs! Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    VishNub wrote: »
    How do you make meatballs stick together betteR? More breadcrumbs? Or more egg? Or both?

    I think maybe both?

    And a good way to get them nice and packed. At work we put them through the sausage machine.

    Look Out it's Sabs! on
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  • ViolentChemistryViolentChemistry __BANNED USERS
    edited August 2007
    Kaputa wrote: »

    No, wait! "To Serve Man", it's a cookbook!

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  • VeegeezeeVeegeezee Registered User
    edited August 2007
    dammit

    naturally, I get sick right before a big trip...

    Veegeezee on
  • VishNubVishNub Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Hmm. Now I need a sauce that goes with pork/apple/rosemary/brandy.

    I'm thinking like a honey mustard.

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  • KaputaKaputa Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Kaputa wrote: »

    No, wait! "To Serve Man", it's a cookbook!
    It's actually a speech analyzer for the DS, I think. But I don't really care, that trailer is just the best thing ever.

    Kaputa on
  • DocDoc Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited August 2007
    The people I am dog-sitting for have a German Shepherd with hip dysplasia that can hardly walk. She should have been put down at least a year ago, she whimpers whenever she has to get up. D:

    Doc on
  • ViolentChemistryViolentChemistry __BANNED USERS
    edited August 2007
    Seriously, did that guy manage to get through all of Firefly and Serenity without noticing the fucking Reavers?

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  • Target PracticeTarget Practice Registered User
    edited August 2007
    Guys, how can you be "crazy in love" with somebody you've only been going out with for six weeks

    ...this is in regards to an H/A thread

    Target Practice on
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  • ViolentChemistryViolentChemistry __BANNED USERS
    edited August 2007
    Guys, how can you be "crazy in love" with somebody you've only been going out with for six weeks

    ...this is in regards to an H/A thread

    Because you were a virgin before you met them, and have only been going out for six weeks.

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  • MalkorMalkor Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Guys, how can you be "crazy in love" with somebody you've only been going out with for six weeks

    ...this is in regards to an H/A thread

    "YOU JUST DON'T UNDERSTAND!!"

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  • VishNubVishNub Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    VishNub wrote: »
    Hmm. Now I need a sauce that goes with pork/apple/rosemary/brandy.

    I'm thinking like a honey mustard.

    honey mustard is clutch. See the dinner thread. This is really good.

    VishNub on
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  • Target PracticeTarget Practice Registered User
    edited August 2007
    Guys, how can you be "crazy in love" with somebody you've only been going out with for six weeks

    ...this is in regards to an H/A thread

    Because you were a virgin before you met them, and have only been going out for six weeks.
    If the guy really was a virgin, and the girl is six weeks pregnant when they've only been going out that long, and assuming the baby is really his...

    that would be some really astonishingly bad luck.

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  • ViolentChemistryViolentChemistry __BANNED USERS
    edited August 2007
    Guys, how can you be "crazy in love" with somebody you've only been going out with for six weeks

    ...this is in regards to an H/A thread

    Because you were a virgin before you met them, and have only been going out for six weeks.
    If the guy really was a virgin, and the girl is six weeks pregnant when they've only been going out that long, and assuming the baby is really his...

    that would be some really astonishingly bad luck.

    I know personally no less than two girls who had exactly that astonishingly bad of luck and are now mothers. One of them just turned 18.

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  • DocDoc Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited August 2007
    What the hell. It is cheaper to do Seattle->Iceland->Norway->Iceland->Seattle than it is to do Seattle->Iceland->Norway->Seattle.

    It's cheaper by almost $2000. What. The. Fuck.

    Doc on
  • MrBallbagginsMrBallbaggins Registered User
    edited August 2007
    That would be horrible. I think the only thing I'm truly afraid of is getting a girl pregnant.

    If that happens, all I can say, is I hope some stairs aren't nearby.

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    Preacher wrote: »
    Something tells me this story ends up with Ballbaggins fucking his house again.
  • ViolentChemistryViolentChemistry __BANNED USERS
    edited August 2007
    I just think it's in the best interest of humanity that I never reproduce is all.

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