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wavy gravywavy gravy Registered User regular
edited August 2007 in Social Entropy++
The people at G&T just don't understand.

I remember I was hammering on a fence in the backyard when Dad approached. He was carrying a letter or something in his hand, and he looked worried. I continued to hammer as he came toward me. "Son," he said, "why are you hammering on that fence? It already has plenty of nails in it." "Oh, I'm not using nails," I replied. "I'm just hammering." With that, I returned to my hammering. Dad asked me to stop hammering, as he had some news. I did stop hammering, but first I got a couple more hammers in, and this seemed to make Dad mad. "I said, stop hammering!" he yelled. I think he felt bad for yelling at me, especially since it looked like he had bad news. "Look," he said, "you can hammer later, but first-" Well, I didn't even wait to hear the rest. As soon as I heard "You can hammer," that's what I started doing. Hammering away, happy as an old hammer dog. Dad tried to physically stop me from hammering by inserting a small log of some sort between my hammer and the fence. But I just kept on hammering, 'cause that's the way I am when I get that hammer going. Then, he just grabbed my arm and made me stop. "I'm afraid I have some news for you," he said. I swear, what I did next was not hammering. I was just letting the hammer swing lazily at arm's length, and maybe it tapped the fence once or twice, but that's all. That apparently didn't make any difference whatsoever to Dad, because he just grabbed my hammer out of my hand and flung it across the field. And when I saw my hammer flying helplessly through the air like that, I just couldn't take it. I burst out crying, I admit it. And I ran to the house, as fast as my legs could take me. "Son, come back!" yelled Dad. "What about your hammer?!" But I could not have cared less about hammering at that point. I ran into the house and flung myself onto my bed, pounding the bed with my fists. I pounded and pounded, until finally, behind me, I heard a voice. "As long as you're pounding, why not use this?" I turned, and it was Dad, holding a brand-new solid-gold hammer. I quickly wiped the tears from my eyes and ran to Dad's outstretched arms. But suddenly, he jumped out of the way, and I went sailing through the second-story window behind him. Whenever I hear about a kid getting in trouble with drugs, I like to tell him this story.

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    Little JimLittle Jim __BANNED USERS regular
    edited August 2007
    did we get bel air'd

    I just saw a huge paragraph and I started to glaze

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    LednehLedneh shinesquawk Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    I actually took the time to read that wall of text, and now I have to ask






    why

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    GravesGraves Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    whut

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    TubeTube Registered User admin
    edited August 2007
    paragraphs

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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] new member
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    TossrockTossrock too weird to live too rare to dieRegistered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Allllrighty then

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    JaninJanin Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
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    GravesGraves Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Oh dude I had salvia.. or something... today at the concert.

    What the fuck is that shit.

    I thought my eyes were exploding for like 10 minutes and I kept calling this other kid Chewbacca and questioning how other people could understand his native tongue without having me translating.

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    <3<3 Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    bel-air

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    CJTheranCJTheran Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    I feel sullied by having read that post.

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    DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited August 2007
    this is the best thread

    this is also where we tell untruths

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    Little JimLittle Jim __BANNED USERS regular
    edited August 2007
    geez a relevant dilbert comic

    that must hurt OP

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    AirAir Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
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    FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    i could go for a smoke

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    GravesGraves Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Hahah you fucking pussy

    salvia is a faggot's version of LSD

    Yeah what the fuck I had a lottttt in a bowl then someone rolled it because they forgot their weed.

    I was so confused for so long.

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    CJTheranCJTheran Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Little Jim wrote: »
    geez a relevant dilbert comic

    that must hurt OP

    <insert relevant PA thread here>

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    VladimerVladimer Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    whoah dawg

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    GafotoGafoto Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    fag

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    GravesGraves Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Graves wrote: »
    Hahah you fucking pussy

    salvia is a faggot's version of LSD

    Yeah what the fuck I had a lottttt in a bowl then someone rolled it because they forgot their weed.

    I was so confused for so long.
    you are a damned faggot

    I still don't get it.

    But it was free.

    Also I am not a faggot I only like women and money.

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    JaninJanin Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
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    ChicoBlueChicoBlue Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    What straight man hasn't gotten their dick sucked by a dude?

    Where I grew up, when you hit the age of 14 you went into town, found a hobo and payed him a dollar to suck your twig and berries.

    If he made you come within 2 minutes you were a real man.

    It was a local rite of passage.

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    wavy gravywavy gravy Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Listen up you ignorant 02 faggot, your time here on the internet has clearly taught you nothing. What have you learned from your absurd post count? jack shit.

    If a treadmill can spin in a backwards direction to an INFINITE degree, the plane would never start fucking moving, and therefor not generate enough lift to take off. Since we don't have and probably will never be able to build such treadmills, this question is horseshit.

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    CJTheranCJTheran Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    wavy gravy wrote: »
    Listen up you ignorant 02 faggot, your time here on the internet has clearly taught you nothing. What have you learned from your absurd post count? jack shit.

    If a treadmill can spin in a backwards direction to an INFINITE degree, the plane would never start fucking moving, and therefor not generate enough lift to take off. Since we don't have and probably will never be able to build such treadmills, this question is horseshit.

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cosmic_treadmill

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    GravesGraves Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    whut

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    ChicoBlueChicoBlue Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Well, I'm glad we settled that matter.

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    World as MythWorld as Myth a breezy way to annoy serious people Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    what can I add

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    PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    the hell is this?

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    TossrockTossrock too weird to live too rare to dieRegistered User regular
    edited August 2007
    wavy gravy wrote: »
    Listen up you ignorant 02 faggot, your time here on the internet has clearly taught you nothing. What have you learned from your absurd post count? jack shit.

    If a treadmill can spin in a backwards direction to an INFINITE degree, the plane would never start fucking moving, and therefor not generate enough lift to take off. Since we don't have and probably will never be able to build such treadmills, this question is horseshit.

    This is wrong btw

    The plane takes off

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    VivixenneVivixenne Remember your training, and we'll get through this just fine. Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    tl; dr

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    CJTheranCJTheran Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    I don't know, guys, The Flash is kinda cool.

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    GravesGraves Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    didn't you get your dick sucked by a dude

    for money.

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    VladimerVladimer Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    what the

    me brain hurt no

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    Anime OwnsAnime Owns Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    ahaha oh my god

    that thread was a good time

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    TossrockTossrock too weird to live too rare to dieRegistered User regular
    edited August 2007
    You see, the motion of the wheels is independent of the motion of the plane. With idealized, frictionless bearings, you could have the plane sitting on a treadmill running at 0.5c and it wouldn't move, its wheels would just rotate very quickly.

    When the plane starts its engines, thrust is applied to the body of the plane, pushing it forward; this means the wheels will now be turning ever so slightly faster than the speed of the treadmill. As it accelerates, the wheels will eventually reach twice the forward speed of the plane, but they certainly won't impede its motion.

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    <3<3 Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    I don't get this!

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    TheySlashThemTheySlashThem Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    what the hell is going on

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    The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    What's this I hear about hammering?

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