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How would you jerk to Claire

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  • Forever ZefiroForever Zefiro cloaked in the midnight glory of an event horizonRegistered User regular
    edited August 2007
    You don't think there are some eggs chilling in some egg bank?

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  • mcpmcp Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Men would evolve and start budding.

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  • mrpakumrpaku Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    gays can't have kids yet

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  • DegjoDegjo Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Forever Zefiro wrote: »
    You don't think there are some eggs chilling in some egg bank?
    I never said there wasn't.

    But I'm very positive that sperm outnumbers eggs.

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  • KovakKovak did a lot of drugs married cher?Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Orestes wrote: »
    TheKovakistani wrote: »
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    TheKovakistani wrote: »
    Also who thought future claire with the blackish/brown hair was waaay hotter then blonde claire

    Future Claire wasn't that hot, I mean, she was hot, but not massive hot.

    And that scar on what's his face looked dumb.

    claire is sorta more cute then hot really

    Man, who cares? We would both do her, at the same time; given the chance. No point in arguing how hot she looks.

    man 2 dude threesomes are hot

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  • DegjoDegjo Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    All men disappear there would be a sale at the sperm bank.

    Fill a turkey baster for $10

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  • OrestesOrestes Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Degjo wrote: »
    All men disappear there would be a sale at the sperm bank.

    Fill a turkey baster for $10

    I would make so much money.

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  • KovakKovak did a lot of drugs married cher?Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    swimmin in sperm

    hella buoyant

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  • Penguin IncarnatePenguin Incarnate King of Kafiristan Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    I instantly thought Claire from Silence of the Lambs. But that is not her name.

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  • <3<3 Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    I would jerk it to Claire.

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  • KovakKovak did a lot of drugs married cher?Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    would you jerk it hard

    would you jerk it slooow

    would you jerk it with flow

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  • DegjoDegjo Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    At the two jobs I work, there are no girls I would like to bang like a bucket on my break.

    It makes me a little upset.

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  • mrpakumrpaku Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    there's one girl in my whole company i'd nail and i think she knows it

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  • DegjoDegjo Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Does she flaunt around in front of you?

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  • DegjoDegjo Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Bending over to pick up a dropped paper. Real slow like, so you can see the panty lines and you think if you look hard enough you can almost make out little wisps of hair sticking out from said lines.

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  • mrpakumrpaku Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    her dresses keep getting shorter and she walks by my office at least twice as much as she used to

    but she's married so i can't properly fantasize without feeling creepy

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  • DegjoDegjo Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    You can fantasize about nailing her with her husband watching.

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  • ChicoBlueChicoBlue Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    PLEASE FUCK MY WIFE VOLUME 23

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  • Dely AppleDely Apple Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    jerkcity122.gif

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  • KovakKovak did a lot of drugs married cher?Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    oh god dely

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  • CG FaggotryCG Faggotry BristolRegistered User regular
    edited August 2007
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  • RedeemerRedeemer Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
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  • Charles KinboteCharles Kinbote Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    I'd probably jerk off the only way I can.

    Publically, winking at anyone who looks at me.

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  • The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
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    Oh yeah

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  • Penguin IncarnatePenguin Incarnate King of Kafiristan Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Redeemer wrote: »
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  • 150cc150cc Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited August 2007
    omg all ten red rangers at the same time

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  • QuetziQuetzi Here we may reign secure, and in my choice, To reign is worth ambition though in HellRegistered User, Moderator mod
    edited August 2007
    Rankenphile wrote: »
    I get the feeling that cheerleader claire is the kind of chick with nipples you could hang a jacket on.

    I can see this. She does seem like she'd have some pretty impressive nipples.

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  • Dublo7Dublo7 Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Claire Fisher?

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  • OrikaeshigitaeOrikaeshigitae Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited August 2007
    right

    what's all this, then

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  • KovakKovak did a lot of drugs married cher?Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    would you jerk it ori

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  • OrikaeshigitaeOrikaeshigitae Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited August 2007
    probably not, as i am a prude

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  • KovakKovak did a lot of drugs married cher?Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    dang

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  • BusterKBusterK Negativity is Boring Cynicism is Cowardice Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Orikaeshigitae wrote: »
    right

    what's all this, then

    I'll tell you what it's not
    It's certainly not a thread about a webcomic
    That's for sure
    There's already a thread for that
    This thread is for the discussing of girls named Claire we'd like to introduce to our wangs

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  • 150cc150cc Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited August 2007
    i would have to say heroes claire over lost claire, but heroes claire is underage and that is poor form

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  • OrikaeshigitaeOrikaeshigitae Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited August 2007
    i didn't lock this, but i was about to

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  • BogeyBogey I'm back, baby! Santa Monica, CAModerator Mod Emeritus
    edited August 2007
    Wasn't me.

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