"Well, the Japanese did start it by bombing Pearl Harbor. Admitted, that was a dick move, taking out a U.S. military installation by surprise. But then the USA bombed two Japanese cities to ash. Two for the price of one. That's not exactly fair."
".....Mmmmmmkay."
"So my father's people took out Detroit."
We bombed way more than two cities to ash. We fire-bombed the fuck out of Japan before we used the nukes.
See, this is why we can't have jokes about WWII. People like you ruin it for everyone.
I have the funny feeling that all WWII geeks just lurk in shadowy places, holding in their Dorito breath and staying downwind of any joke they hear about WWII, just so they can leap out like some kind of buck-toothed lion of the Serengeti, roaring their little trivia facts about their pet topic for life.
World War II is just a plain bad sequel to World War I(which had to be retitled so that we could know the two are connected). They just took World War I and made it bigger and flashier. Oooh! Planes!
Nice try, but you forgot about the complicated plot of World War 1 and gave us a simple cliche evil villain this time around. "He hates Jews", Is that the best you can come up with? And on the allies side you've got the wise cracking British gent Churchill, the dark and serious Lenin, and a cripple with a heart of gold.
The only thing that surprised me were that the Japanese didn't attack the U.S. with kung-fu and backflip off the bomb to safety.
One Star out of Five Stars.
WHAT THE FUCK!!!
STALIN, YOU BASTARD!!!
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"The turn of Field Marshal Rommel, the idol of the German masses, came next. As General von Stuelpnagel lay blinded and unconscious on the operating table of the hospital at Verdun after his not quite successful attempt to kill himself, he had blurted out the name of Rommel..."
After some shit goes down, dudes come down to Rommel's home:
"A few minutes later," Manfred Rommel later related, "I heard my father come upstairs and go into my mother's room." Then:
We went into my room. "I have just told your mother," he began slowly, "that I shall be dead in a quarter of an hour . . . Hitler is charging me with high treason. In view of my services in Africa I am to have the chance of dying by poison. The two generals have brought it with them. It's fatal in three seconds. If I accept, none of the usual steps will be taken against my family. . .I'm to be given a state funeral. It's all been prepared to the last detail. In a quarter of an hour you will receive a call from the hospital in Ulm to say I've had a brain seizure on the way to a conference."
Man, give Rise and Fall of The Third Reich a look if you're even remotely interested in WWII.
I tried, I really did, but I got bored after it got past 150 pages on the Munich accords. Start the fucking war already!
one day, stalin wakes up and can't find his watch. it is gone. he calls in his captain of guards, tells him someone stole his watch. I want them found!
Later in the day Stalin finds his watch under a cushion. He calls in his captain of guards once again to let him know.
"But comrade Stalin, we've already had ten people confess to it!"
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Sometimes I watch Sharpe and wish I was a young woman in distress during the Napoleonic wars, just so Sharpe could rescue me.
All hacking through dozens of extras, using cunning camera angles and smoke to make it seem like thousands, and then you're carried off into the subset on a tired-out nag.
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but its not like
super interesting
that's original
calling people who know things on the internet nerds and fat
man that's pretty fucking creative
maybe it could be that the joke you made was shitty and unfunny?
Nope, that's not it.
The Thin Red Line is the war movie that hippies can enjoy.
I hate it so much.
Has "THE ULTIMATE NAZI PROPAGANDA FILM" in huge red letters at the top
Best £1.50 I ever spent
WHAT THE FUCK!!!
STALIN, YOU BASTARD!!!
There was a book about young Stalin out a while back
A reviewer described young Stalin as "devilishly handsome"
He danced when they captured Paris.
He was a happy panda.
I tried, I really did, but I got bored after it got past 150 pages on the Munich accords. Start the fucking war already!
NAPOLEON
THE BATTLE OF BORODINO
SHARPE
The war between Jack Thompson and Video Games
you my friend
you are the man
harper was way better when he was just sergeant, not some lousy RSM
it goes
one day, stalin wakes up and can't find his watch. it is gone. he calls in his captain of guards, tells him someone stole his watch. I want them found!
Later in the day Stalin finds his watch under a cushion. He calls in his captain of guards once again to let him know.
"But comrade Stalin, we've already had ten people confess to it!"
I love the way nobody can say "Talavera"
really adds something
EDIT: oh my the books have amazing covers in the US
tally-vera!
or that one fortress on the border of spain and portugal
"where are we off to? " bajadoza!"
make what you will of that
dontcha des
saying words with no regard for proper pronunciation
All hacking through dozens of extras, using cunning camera angles and smoke to make it seem like thousands, and then you're carried off into the subset on a tired-out nag.
https://www.amazon.co.uk/gp/registry/wishlist/1A4GKH199FBMU/ - My wishlist
By god, sir, he's no Gentleman, that's for sure!
https://www.amazon.co.uk/gp/registry/wishlist/1A4GKH199FBMU/ - My wishlist