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[Mini-Phalla Day 5 - The End, everyone is dead whooo] Phalla's Pet Store!

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    Look Out it's Sabs!Look Out it's Sabs! Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Wheeeeeeeeeee.


    This is such a confusing spreadsheet* to do today!



    *I have doodles of you guys battling on it in your animal forms.

    Look Out it's Sabs! on
    NNID: Sabuiy
    3DS: 2852-6809-9411
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    HakkekageHakkekage Space Whore Academy summa cum laudeRegistered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Saburbia wrote: »
    Wheeeeeeeeeee.


    This is such a confusing spreadsheet* to do today!



    *I have doodles of you guys battling on it in your animal forms.

    If you have a scanner, Sabs, I demand to see it.

    Hakkekage on
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    HylianbunnyHylianbunny Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    I'm not buying the FWD bandwagon anymore.

    !vote Seriously to tie things up, but I think we should be looking at the other two.

    Hylianbunny on
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    FunkyWaltDoggFunkyWaltDogg Columbia, SCRegistered User regular
    edited August 2007
    TehSpectre was more willing to listen to my theories than I would have expected from a bad guy. Maybe I'm just gullible, but there it is. Drez seems to be phoning this one in, and I'm not sure about cj.

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    SeriouslySeriously Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    cj is dead.

    I'm not used to Drez being quiet, I didn't think that was his style.

    Seriously on
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    Look Out it's Sabs!Look Out it's Sabs! Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    There is an hour and a half left.

    Look Out it's Sabs! on
    NNID: Sabuiy
    3DS: 2852-6809-9411
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    HylianbunnyHylianbunny Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    God, I hope I'm doing the right thing here.

    !retract Seriously and !vote TehSpectre.

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    SeriouslySeriously Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    In fact, this Drez scares me...D:

    !vote Drez

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    Look Out it's Sabs!Look Out it's Sabs! Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    I hope you specials send in your orders, 20 minutes left.

    Look Out it's Sabs! on
    NNID: Sabuiy
    3DS: 2852-6809-9411
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    FunkyWaltDoggFunkyWaltDogg Columbia, SCRegistered User regular
    edited August 2007
    I've been thinking about this pretty hard, and it really doesn't make any sense for the bad guys to have saved me, since there really weren't any other leads. If Seriously does have a vote manipulation ability, he probably saved me because he believed me.

    !retract Seriously

    Since TehSpectre didn't respond once I changed my vote to Seriously, I can only wonder whether he had just decided to leave well enough alone once my vote was off him.

    !vote TehSpectre

    FunkyWaltDogg on
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    Look Out it's Sabs!Look Out it's Sabs! Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Voting Closed.

    Look Out it's Sabs! on
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    FunkyWaltDoggFunkyWaltDogg Columbia, SCRegistered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Your mom's voting is closed!

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    Look Out it's Sabs!Look Out it's Sabs! Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Day 4 - Silence

    There were only 5 animals left. Not much was said that day, no one seemed to know who to trust or who was bad. Since they never knew the alliegance of the previous dead animals, it was harder to examine the current animals infront of them.

    Again FunkyWattDogg was of course getting into trouble again, teenagers always were getting into trouble right?

    "I think Drez is evil, he is very quiet and he all of a sudden started to act differently once this whole mess started." Squeaked a little rodent.

    Everyone started to stare at Drez, before he could say anything they pushed his bowl of the table.

    *crash*

    Drez was flopping around randomly, trying to find the biggest puddle of water he could, but it was no use. The animals just walked away leaving Drez to die.

    Results =

    Drez - Piranha, died Night 4

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    NNID: Sabuiy
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    HylianbunnyHylianbunny Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    That's certainly different than the rest of the days. Did the baddies not send in any orders or something?

    Only thing to do now is !vote TehSpectre and finish this.

    Hylianbunny on
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    FunkyWaltDoggFunkyWaltDogg Columbia, SCRegistered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Oh shits!

    !vote TehSpectre

    FunkyWaltDogg on
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    SeriouslySeriously Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Okay, this is the last round.

    Man, I just can't get it right.

    Seriously on
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    TehSpectreTehSpectre Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Sup guys, at this point, no one is going to trust me.

    I love it, especially since I was the one that caused the baddies to surrender their kills last night.

    I am the Chinchilla!

    Chinchillas are awesome little dudes that clean themselves with dust.

    I had a 1 time use ability that allowed me to kick up a sandstorm, stopping certain abilities for the night, I tried clarify with Sab for the meaning of abilities, but he wasn't talking.

    Apparently, it stops baddie kills from happening.

    I am just going to go back to !voting for FWD, because I still don't trust him, which is why I didn't change my vote.

    Funny, he isn't voting for Seriously any more either. Believe what you like, but I was sweating my ass off afraid that my ability was going to go to waste (if I died earlier on) and I saved it and possibly gave us another chance at winning this.

    Don't throw it away.

    TehSpectre on
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    SeriouslySeriously Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    !vote TehSpectre

    TS are you innocent

    [ ] Yes
    [ ] No

    And if you could explain your answer in paragraph form.

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    TehSpectreTehSpectre Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    ...Do I have to type it all again? =/

    TehSpectre on
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    SeriouslySeriously Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Oh wow, prescience.

    EDIT: No, I guess not...

    Seriously on
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    FunkyWaltDoggFunkyWaltDogg Columbia, SCRegistered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Well, let's take inventory of who's left.

    I know that I'm not evil.

    Seriously was pretty clearly responsible for Drez's death, which exonerates him in my mind.

    Hylianbunny was the one who turned Seriously onto Drez.

    Which just leaves... you, TehSpectre.

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    HylianbunnyHylianbunny Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Not buying it.

    Anyone want to end this day early? :P

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    SeriouslySeriously Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    I have to reiterate, though, that all the chinchillas I met were moody little cusses that ate your books just to spite you.


    Don't eat my books, TS.

    Seriously on
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    TehSpectreTehSpectre Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Once again, let me trust you that you're not evil.

    Ok, it must be me then, who stopped the badguy kills from happening last night.

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    Look Out it's Sabs!Look Out it's Sabs! Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    If everyone agrees, votes, and sent in their orders, I don't mind.

    There's only 4 people left.

    Look Out it's Sabs! on
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    HylianbunnyHylianbunny Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    I'm fine with my vote for today, and it'd be nice to not drag this out any longer than is necessary.

    Hylianbunny on
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    FunkyWaltDoggFunkyWaltDogg Columbia, SCRegistered User regular
    edited August 2007
    TehSpectre wrote: »
    Ok, it must be me then, who forgot to send in the badguy kills last night.

    EDIT: I am cool with ending it early, but only if TS agrees.

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    TehSpectreTehSpectre Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    TehSpectre wrote: »
    Ok, it must be me then, who forgot to send in the badguy kills last night.
    No offense Funky, do you seriously, believe that?

    I may be somewhat quiet when playing at times, but I don't go inactive and not turn in abilities.

    Are you kidding me?

    Edit: No, I sure as hell will not send in my resignation. I am not evil and if I have to argue all night I will. I don't want you guys to fuck up what I've put into saving this game for the good guys.

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    HylianbunnyHylianbunny Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    I have a feeling you're not going to agree to finish this, so let's just keep on going for another day, shall we? :P

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    FunkyWaltDoggFunkyWaltDogg Columbia, SCRegistered User regular
    edited August 2007
    TehSpectre wrote: »
    TehSpectre wrote: »
    Ok, it must be me then, who forgot to send in the badguy kills last night.
    No offense Funky, do you seriously, believe that?

    I may be somewhat quiet when playing at times, but I don't go inactive and not turn in abilities.

    Are you kidding me?

    It was more of a joke, really. I think there was something else preventing your kills from going through. Perhaps Drez's inactivity had something to do with it.

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    TehSpectreTehSpectre Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    I'll be back in a few minutes to continue this.

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    HylianbunnyHylianbunny Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    I have no trouble with continuing this, but let's all come clean, right now, as far as what kind of animal everyone is.

    I am a puppy.

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    FunkyWaltDoggFunkyWaltDogg Columbia, SCRegistered User regular
    edited August 2007
    I am...
    ... a clownfish!

    FunkyWaltDogg on
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    HylianbunnyHylianbunny Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Seriously's identity has already been proven, as far as his skill goes, as has FWD. If you can use this 'sandstorm', you had better use it soon.

    Nevermind that chinchillas are native to the Andes mountains. :P

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    FunkyWaltDoggFunkyWaltDogg Columbia, SCRegistered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Seriously's identity has already been proven, as far as his skill goes, as has FWD. If you can use this 'sandstorm', you had better use it soon.

    He claims to have used it last night, although I would have thought the narration would have reflected it.

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    SeriouslySeriously Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Hmmm

    I was going to lie just in case, but I'm probably not very good at it.

    I am a Hamster.


    If I've just messed up I suppose this will be a learning experience.

    Seriously on
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    FunkyWaltDoggFunkyWaltDogg Columbia, SCRegistered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Well, if TS isn't evil, then HB must be. But, HB claims to be a puppy. No one who died was a puppy, despite that being perhaps the most common animal to be found in a pet store, so I think it's probably true. And there's no fricking way that a puppy is evil.

    My vote stays on TS.

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    SeriouslySeriously Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    It could be a chow puppy. Those fuckers are evil all the way.

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    HylianbunnyHylianbunny Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    I am the adorable sort of puppy. You know my special ability and can connect the dots I imagine.

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    TehSpectreTehSpectre Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Ok, I already said I was a Chinchilla.

    Let's compare shall we?

    Spectre the Chinchilla = Cute...fuzzy...mouse/bunny thing. Uses dust to clean stuff. Sandstorm ability used.

    Hylianbunny the Puppy = Cute....cuddly puppy! Ability unknown.

    Seriously the Hamster = Cute...lil hamster. Fuzzy. Ability makes his votes count for more.

    FunkyWaltDogg the Clownfish = Eh...fishy...kinda cute...Can hide for 2 days to avoid death.


    So, one thing here is not like the other.

    I am going to go out on a limb here, so bare with me. It has been theorized that the bad guys are animals that screw with people and are generally not sold in pet stores.

    DA was a Raccoon. We shall assume he was evil.

    Drez was a Pirahna. He was obviously evil.

    One of the people here is lying about their role and I think it is FWD. Sure, we've had some fish before, but why would the Clownfish's ability be to hide for 2 days? I am going to venture a guess as to the last badguy being a troublesome animal that is cute (Drez wasn't, but I think it was hard with Sab to come up with cute evil guys, so he bit the bullet) I would go with mole.

    What do moles do? They dig holes. Where did FWD go when he was hiding? He tunneled away.

    FWD is evil and he has been using you guys from the start. I mean, did he ever vote Drez or DA? Nope.

    His explaining doesn't make sense. He said he intentionally caused problems on day 1 to "stir things up". What the hell? I can't believe I have to keep pointing this out.

    TL/DR - FWD is a mole. FWD never voted for DA or Drez. You can find a Chinchilla in almost any petshop, while the same cannot be said for Clownfish. My ability makes sense. FWD's doesn't make sense in terms of his role. FWD "Stirred shit up" day one...then ran from the bandwagon and has been fighting it ever sense.

    FWD is Evil. I worked very hard to save us last round...don't. waste. your. vote. Kill FWD.

    If you guys each post in here saying you are not going to change your vote, I will agree to end the game. If this doesn't make you understand why and how FWD has been manipulating you guys from Day 1, you're not going to trust me all night.

    Read it over.

    Make the right decision.

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