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Loren Michael
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yet I'd see it if it was a movie.
My friend is broadcasting his music right now. He has been playing the same album over the past three days (some ROTM songs, over and over), and I'm fucking sick of it.
I told him that he is stealing from ROTM because thanks to his incessant broadcasting, I now refuse to buy the album.
the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
They just did a news story about British Anti-Gingerism.
WTF UK.
hopefully it contains every song from the show, because I'd hate to miss any... and hell maybe more.
not that I'm not gonna buy the dvd anyway.
goodnight!
They'll all be driven into the sea someday, the freaks.
So you're saying that Gingers and Zombies are morally equivalent.
The zombies were once normal people.
The same cannot be applied to Gingers.
When you say "broadcasting", what exactly do you mean? I think I'm missing something here.
He's stolen a large scale broadcasting tower and is playing just RATM in the entire FM spectrum.
Night kiddies.
That'd be bitchin, but it would probably just end with me saying "Your mom" a lot and then getting jailed and the thread being locked.
I call that thread [chat].
:winky:
But how in the world will I get pictures of everyones' mothers?
I was going to tell you of a humorous anecdote about losing my virginity, but the mental scars just haven't healed yet.
Oh god, the pain.
The majority of my cars have had non-working speedometers. I usually rely on the tach, and if the car isn't equipped with one I am fucked.
Ha, this reminds me of my friend's band. In one of their descriptions somewhere, its just like "5 member band, 3 of which are probably banging your mom right now"
Well, I suppose I should have guessed.
I got a call from a terrified girl that said my brother was extremely drunk and disorderly. She is the girlfriend of a friend of my brother's. Turns out he had got mad drunk and started assaulting people. So the friend restrained my brother (my brother's sort of scrawny) and said I could come and get him or the police could (he was doing a great service to my brother by not calling the police on the spot). My dear old bro is looking at assualt charges so I go on down. The friend and I wrestle my brother into my car. I manage to calm him down enough to drive off and I take him to his place. I tuck him in bed and drive home, stopping at an all night gas station to treat myself to a snickers bar and some pepsi jazz, because let's face it; I deserved it.
Woot.
Better go get some neosporin on that shit.
Making mom jokes is pretty much the main past time in my group of friends. As we get drunker, the remarks become more profane and are usually accompanied by sound effects. When an outsider stumbles upon one of our conversations and the fury turns towards them, especially if they're sober, they usually become very scared and very angry. I actually lost my second girlfriend because I wouldn't stop talking about doing her mom. Later on I found out that her mom had mentioned wanting me up in her, so that was pretty damn scary in itself.
But probably the worst thing to happen because of this, was when my buddy's mom walked into his garage when him and I were about a 30 pack in to tuning up his Camaro and I was describing the sounds it makes when I do rapid A2M with his mom, while she assumes an extreme crab walk position, complete with her moaning and begging papa for more. I've never been able to look her in the eye since.