Real Men of Genius

Eat it You Nasty Pig.

We had this thread back when the WoW forum was still the WoW forum, and like some parody Dr. Frankenstein, I resurrect it here.

The idea is that you adapt Budweiser's "Real Men of Genuis" campaign to lampoon an archetypal player from your MMO of choice.

(MP3 Archive)

I'll start with one I posted in the last thread.

Blizzard Presents.... Real Men of Azeroth
(Real men of Azerooooooth)

Today we salute you, Mr. Retribution Paladin!
(Mr. Retribution Paaaaaaaladin)

Other Paladins perform important functions like healing or tanking, but you just want to hit things with a hammer.
(doin' damage!)

Even though the raid could really use another healer on Gruul, you'll only sign up for a DPS spot.
(crusader striiii-iiiiiike!)

And when you do get to come and DPS, you take gear from the warriors.
(need attack power!)

So keep trying, Mr. Retribution Paladin. I'm sure someday, you'll find a guild looking for a solid 350 raid DPS.
(Mr. Retribution Paaaaaaaladin!)

Now, make with the funny.

SanderJK

Blizzard Presents..... Real Men of Azeroth
(Real men of Azerooooooth)

Today we salute you, Mr. Disconnecter
(Mr. Disconnecter......)

Apparently you are playing from an Island in the south pacific, because you miss every required move action.
(Sorry....... I lagged......)

You only drop link 5 times per hour..... and you don't know what's causing it, so it's not your fault!
(Oops sorry DC, guess it happens)

At least you got your priorities straight, and refuse to cancel the porn and warez torrents!
(you NEED those, remember)

So keep playing on that pentium II, Geforce2 with 56k6 modem at the max settings, cause it only matters how good your game looks, not if you can actually play it!
(Gotta see those hot blood elf /dance in full detail!)

Forar

There's an AV one and a Rogue one on the general forums somewhere that always make me laugh.

Echo

Someone post Rank 13 Shoulder Guy.

Echo

Eh, I found a few to steal.

Real men of Azeroth.
(Real men of Aaaaaazeroth!)

Today we salute you Mr. Bubble Hearthing Paladin.
(Mr. Bubble hearthing paladin)

A true hero always knows when to hold em' and when to fold em'.
(Sir Robin bravely ran awaaay!)

You know that bravery, courage, sacrifice, and commitment don't mean anything when you're dead.
(The game is only black and white if you're evil!)

With your divine shield in one hand and your hearth stone in the other, you /laugh and /wave goodbey at all horde around you as you bravely deprive them of what would have been a free honor kill anyway.
(I hope there's not a priest around!)

So here's to you, Mr. Bubble hearthing Paladin! We know that with you at our side, there is NOTHING we can't do.....................once you get back.
(Mr. Bubble Hearthing Paaaaaladin!)

Today we salute you Mr. Rank 13 Shoulder Guy.

While most people are out gathering the most important pieces first, you're saving and saving, hoping you can get those sweet sweet pvp shoulders, since lets face it..It will look like you have the full set from far away.

(I dont think they notiiiice)

There you are, wielding that unstoppable force as enemys run in fear, since lets face it, nobody dares fight someone with the full epic pvp set.

(They have lots hitpooooints)

Keep on grinding buddy, because eventually youl have the full set as opposed to 95% greens with a whisper of purple justice.

(Chest piece of the monkeeeeey)

So hit another arena, Mr. Rank 13 Shoulder guy. You make this game that much better, that is until we see posts complaing about how you dont have a set bonus.

(rank 13 shooooulder guuuuuy)

riz

Heheh. We went on to refer to people who bought their season 2 shoulders on the first day as Rank 13 Shoulder Guy too.