I got jumped by some Latino kids in the street once. It was a little unsettling.
Actually I almost started a fight with some white kids hanging out on a corner last night, too, but I hadn't had enough booze so I ended up thinking better of it.
Did they try to fuck your girlfriend
No actually they made some bad pun about me "waking the dead" because I was being noisy and we were close to a cemetery, so I started cussing at them a bit. One of them came out and started like offering to man-dance with me, but little slivers of soberness in my brain decided to just keep walking.
that's what almost made you fight a bunch of guys?
have you considered not having a sandy vagina?
Have you considered growing a spine and cussing at people when you feel like it?
Homeless fucking pricks flipping me shit, and I'm supposed to just hang my head and walk by? Nah, that's what got me jumped the first time, so fuck that noise.
haha yes because talking shit the other time you got jumped would've helped a lot
I've been in way more fights than I care to have been because I didn't keep my mouth shut when I could have let shit go
i got sucker-punched while driving earlier. that sucked. i said something to my buddy about fucking his cousin. then next thing i know i'm getting hit in the mouth. it surprised me.
i got sucker-punched while driving earlier. that sucked. i said something to my buddy about fucking his cousin. then next thing i know i'm getting hit in the mouth. it surprised me.
i didn't know anyone actually said that stuff
you know, outside of super corny movies
I do that shit all the time.
One time I did a triple flip on a trampoline and hit my face on the metal bar, hopped up immediately and said "dude did you get that on film that shit was crazy!"
And on the cruise a few weeks back I pretended I was slipping on the wet floor by the caution wet floor sign and I actually fell and hit my head REALLY REALLY hard.
I popped up immediately, laid in the lounge chair next to these 2 girls and said "hey ladies" :winky: as they stared at me with their hands over their mouths, and flipping their sunglasses onto to the top of heir heads with the widest eyes ever.
i didn't know anyone actually said that stuff
you know, outside of super corny movies
I do that shit all the time.
One time I did a triple flip on a trampoline and hit my face on the metal bar, hopped up immediately and said "dude did you get that on film that shit was crazy!"
And on the cruise a few weeks back I pretended I was slipping on the wet floor by the caution wet floor sign and I actually fell and hit my head REALLY REALLY hard.
I popped up immediately, laid in the lounge chair next to these 2 girls and said "hey ladies" :winky: as they stared at me with their hands over their mouths, and flipping their sunglasses onto to the top of heir heads with the widest eyes ever.
"You're sort of like..bleeding out of your mouth."
"no it's cool girls"
i got sucker-punched while driving earlier. that sucked. i said something to my buddy about fucking his cousin. then next thing i know i'm getting hit in the mouth. it surprised me.
You probably shouldn't have been that surprised
why? i actively pursue his cousin on a constant basis. i guess he was just in a bad mood.
i got sucker-punched while driving earlier. that sucked. i said something to my buddy about fucking his cousin. then next thing i know i'm getting hit in the mouth. it surprised me.
You probably shouldn't have been that surprised
why? i actively pursue his cousin on a constant basis. i guess he was just in a bad mood.
You should have told him to get the fuck out of the car. Punching a friend while he's driving is fucking stupid, no matter what it's for.
i got sucker-punched while driving earlier. that sucked. i said something to my buddy about fucking his cousin. then next thing i know i'm getting hit in the mouth. it surprised me.
You probably shouldn't have been that surprised
why? i actively pursue his cousin on a constant basis. i guess he was just in a bad mood.
You should have told him to get the fuck out of the car. Punching a friend while he's driving is fucking stupid, no matter what it's for.
the last time i kicked someone out of my car i used an airsoft gun i keep under my seat. i was just fucking with him but he was terrified. It propably didnt help that i was yelling and pointing what looked like a real gun in his face. he got out and started running so i was yelling for him to get back in the car and that it was a fake gun. People were staring. and that was the last time i asked someone to get out of my car.
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I've been in way more fights than I care to have been because I didn't keep my mouth shut when I could have let shit go
this is not something to be proud of
and I say "Did they fuck up my pretty?"
i didn't know anyone actually said that stuff
you know, outside of super corny movies
ahahahha holy shit
That was your first fucking mistake.
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Man Krispy Kreme is great but
then someday you go back and the greasy ass Dunkin Donuts or Winchells are just amazing with some burnt-ass black coffee
You probably shouldn't have been that surprised
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I do that shit all the time.
One time I did a triple flip on a trampoline and hit my face on the metal bar, hopped up immediately and said "dude did you get that on film that shit was crazy!"
And on the cruise a few weeks back I pretended I was slipping on the wet floor by the caution wet floor sign and I actually fell and hit my head REALLY REALLY hard.
I popped up immediately, laid in the lounge chair next to these 2 girls and said "hey ladies" :winky: as they stared at me with their hands over their mouths, and flipping their sunglasses onto to the top of heir heads with the widest eyes ever.
"You're sort of like..bleeding out of your mouth."
"no it's cool girls"
why? i actively pursue his cousin on a constant basis. i guess he was just in a bad mood.
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You should have told him to get the fuck out of the car. Punching a friend while he's driving is fucking stupid, no matter what it's for.
The doc said it wasn't broken but god DAMN IT if it ain't sore.
the last time i kicked someone out of my car i used an airsoft gun i keep under my seat. i was just fucking with him but he was terrified. It propably didnt help that i was yelling and pointing what looked like a real gun in his face. he got out and started running so i was yelling for him to get back in the car and that it was a fake gun. People were staring. and that was the last time i asked someone to get out of my car.
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I'm maeking poast and talking to a girl on the phone.
I am so fucked.
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you must be really into her if PA is competing for attention
But with fists not guns.
The thing is, there actually are blacks out there who think this way.
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holy shit, no, 6.
And they know that the best way to get back at the white man is to shoot a black man
but I have no reason to use my desktop anymore, my laptop is so superior (except no clicky keyboard
When I get around to that I will also add in parts from my old pc that were better, then I can play me some games.
you have a weak immune system
srslslslly tho
put ice wherever you're bleeding to constrict the blood vessels
it works well on the head and face because there's so many blood vessels near the surface
i think salt is supposed to be good for cuts
BUT I'M NO DOCTOR