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    GreenGreen Stick around. I'm full of bad ideas.Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    God, I love this site

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    HamjuHamju Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Hamju wrote: »
    Strangest thing I've ever seen has got to be that foreign-made (some uber pov country) "Star Wars" movie that was the most ridiculous thing ever. The hero jumped around on trampolines and punched through guys in foam costumes. At the end he cut the super-villain in half with his hand. Also, there would be random clips from the actual Star Wars movies cut in (like a shot of the Death Star firing, then a new shot of a small explosion in the shit-filled desert where it was filmed). Oh, and the entire thing was set to the music from Indiana Jones.

    I wish I still had a link to it.

    Turkish starwars, i actually have this on a dvd with hot fuzz

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NbYczbBlatA

    THANK YOU.

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    MugginsMuggins Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Well apparently it is a satire sight. Even though I doubt it.

    I must apologize for my previous message. I can see quite plainly now that
    this website is an engenious piece of satire. Tha bit about witches eating
    childered really had me on the floor with laughter. Again, please
    understand, you really had me convinced for a little while that you really
    belived the earth was flat, and that down was some cosmically significant
    direction in which all things are pulled by gravity. That was really quite
    clever.

    Duh.

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    KadithKadith Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    ur dum veretas

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    Calamity JaneCalamity Jane That Wrong Love Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Green your sig video is the greatest.

    "THIS IS TRUE"

    transition to face

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    MugginsMuggins Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Man...I just can't see straight now....


    First that 'christian' website.

    and now Turkish Star Wars.


    aaaaand there goes my eye sight.

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    Calamity JaneCalamity Jane That Wrong Love Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Green wrote: »
    A $2 BILLION A YEAR INDUSTRY

    PERVERSION OCTOPUS

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    Me Too!Me Too! __BANNED USERS regular
    edited August 2007
    Those fucking screamer videos, Jesus Christ.
    I'm remembering the last time I saw one, a year ago, and I'm getting uncomfortable.

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    KadithKadith Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    what are you talking about


    chicks who scream are hot.

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    Me Too!Me Too! __BANNED USERS regular
    edited August 2007
    Nice.
    But not those screamers. The ones that are louder than fuck and made to freak you out and oh god I can hear the scream in my ears right now.

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    GreenGreen Stick around. I'm full of bad ideas.Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Anjin-San wrote: »
    Green wrote: »
    A $2 BILLION A YEAR INDUSTRY

    PERVERSION OCTOPUS

    Seriously

    This video is right up there with CARS

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    Calamity JaneCalamity Jane That Wrong Love Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    I about lost it when he brought up Communism out of fucking nowhere.

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    KadithKadith Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Wiggin wrote: »
    Nice.
    But not those screamers. The ones that are louder than fuck and made to freak you out and oh god I can hear the scream in my ears right now.
    Stop it you're turning me on.

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    ZephyrZephyr Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    guys i don't get why the old film video is funny

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    Calamity JaneCalamity Jane That Wrong Love Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    -out-lusting the lustiest of animals!

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    StraightziStraightzi Here we may reign secure, and in my choice, To reign is worth ambition though in HellRegistered User regular
    edited August 2007
    My favorite screamer video was one that masqueraded as some virtual bubblewrap shit. You could click to pop the bubbles. After you'd popped like half the bubbles on it it turned into a screamer. It was classy.

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    Calamity JaneCalamity Jane That Wrong Love Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Zephyr wrote: »
    guys i don't get why the old film video is funny

    Old timey xenophobia is funny.

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    MugginsMuggins Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    God dammit I hate the ones with a nice smooth song then OH GOD WHAT THE SHITFUCK CHRIST

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    KadithKadith Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Quetzi wrote: »
    My favorite screamer video was one that masqueraded as some virtual bubblewrap shit. You could click to pop the bubbles. After you'd popped like half the bubbles on it it turned into a screamer. It was classy.
    I remember that.


    Virtual bubble wrap is almost as good as the real stuff.

    stupid loud ass screamer.

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    Me Too!Me Too! __BANNED USERS regular
    edited August 2007
    This? This right here? Worst timing ever.
    I'm already uncomfortable, and we're having this loud ass storm that's threatening to knock out the power. And I don't like the dark. And all the damn flashlights are in the camper. Son of a bitch.

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    KadithKadith Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    booga booga booga

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    GreenGreen Stick around. I'm full of bad ideas.Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Wiggin wrote: »
    This? This right here? Worst timing ever.
    I'm already uncomfortable, and we're having this loud ass storm that's threatening to knock out the power. And I don't like the dark. And all the damn flashlights are in the camper. Son of a bitch.

    Power goes out right when the screaming starts

    Now that image is burned into your screen

    Into your retinas

    And you're all alone

    in the dark

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    StraightziStraightzi Here we may reign secure, and in my choice, To reign is worth ambition though in HellRegistered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Let's tell ghost stories guys!

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    KadithKadith Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Aren't your parents home?

    Can't they light you a candle and tuck you under the covers, and check for monsters under your bed?

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    Me Too!Me Too! __BANNED USERS regular
    edited August 2007
    Hurr hurr fuck you.
    There's a lantern function on my phone. That mother fucker is set to a hotkey.

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    HamjuHamju Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    I always thought that German commercial for that energy drink was a pretty good screamer. Ya know, the one with the car going along the highway that disappears behind the tree and then right where you expect the car to be BAM SCREAMER.

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    ZebesianPirateZebesianPirate Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
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    StraightziStraightzi Here we may reign secure, and in my choice, To reign is worth ambition though in HellRegistered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Wiggin wrote: »
    Hurr hurr fuck you.
    There's a lantern function on my phone. That mother fucker is set to a hotkey.

    A crack of thunder practically preceded that flash of lightning, and with a strange popping noise, the computer screen went off, along with all the lights in the house. Wiggin fumbled for his cell phone, trying desperately to activate its lantern, only for it to go skidding across the floor, through the black house. He quickly darted for it, but the battery was no longer there, and nowhere nearby. He was alone now. In complete, utter, blackness.

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    KadithKadith Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Lets all go to wiggin's house.



    I've got the wire cutters.

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    StraightziStraightzi Here we may reign secure, and in my choice, To reign is worth ambition though in HellRegistered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Kadith wrote: »
    Lets all go to wiggin's house.



    I've got the wire cutters.

    I've got the monster makeup.

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    HamjuHamju Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Quetzi wrote: »
    Kadith wrote: »
    Lets all go to wiggin's house.



    I've got the wire cutters.

    I've got the monster makeup.

    I'll bring the X-Box.

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    Mr. Henry BemisMr. Henry Bemis God is love Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    i've got the fursuit

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    MugginsMuggins Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    I got the diapers.

    And the laxatives.

    and the padlocks.


    and the

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    ZebesianPirateZebesianPirate Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Should I bring anything? Or is it enough that I bring myself?


    No, seriously, I don't want to do anything to Wiggin.

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    SoulburnerSoulburner Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    I was bored and looking through my pictures folder today and found this old gem:
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    It ranks up there in the weird shit department.

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    GreenGreen Stick around. I'm full of bad ideas.Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Jesus god what

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    Synthetic OrangeSynthetic Orange Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    God bless Special_Olympics.

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    peterdevorepeterdevore Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    That Turkish star wars is hilarious. He rips off the head of a man (monster) wrapped in toilet paper and throws it into another, who promptly explodes.

    My vote for strangeness goes to The Deoxyribonucleic Hyperdimension. Its all tied to psychedelic drugs so it's NSFW! That site is a good deterrent or propaganda to get into drugs at the same time. It's got a really weird commentary/forum user wiki system woven into it. Every page has at least a dozen links to a dozen other different pages. It really does its name justice.

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    TheySlashThemTheySlashThem Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    look out for the boogie man, wiggin

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    necroSYSnecroSYS Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited August 2007
    Soulburner wrote: »
    I was bored and looking through my pictures folder today and found this old gem:
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    It ranks up there in the weird shit department.

    D:

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