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  • _J__J_ Pedant Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    edited August 2007
    moniker wrote: »
    Join the club. Lately I feel like I' totally cracking up

    Lucky. At least insanity is interesting, depression is just a downer.

    Nah it's more like crushing depression over here. Annoying and very dull.

    Woo depression. Lonely lonely depression.

    _J_ on
  • nexuscrawlernexuscrawler Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Variable wrote: »
    moniker wrote: »
    Join the club. Lately I feel like I' totally cracking up

    Lucky. At least insanity is interesting, depression is just a downer.

    Nah it's more like crushing depression over here. Annoying and very dull.

    I don't want to overstep my bounds here but uhh... do you want to commit ritualistic suicide together?

    That's your solution to everything

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  • monikermoniker Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Eh, at least mine is hinged on getting a job thus reaffirming my worth as a non-sucky human being. So it's relatively possible it will be shortlived.

    moniker on
  • _J__J_ Pedant Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    edited August 2007
    Variable wrote: »
    moniker wrote: »
    Join the club. Lately I feel like I' totally cracking up

    Lucky. At least insanity is interesting, depression is just a downer.

    Nah it's more like crushing depression over here. Annoying and very dull.

    I don't want to overstep my bounds here but uhh... do you want to commit ritualistic suicide together?

    That's your solution to everything

    I'd be in on the suicide thing, but I'm fresh out of rope.

    _J_ on
  • MrBallbagginsMrBallbaggins Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Howdy, [chat].

    How is everyone?

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  • VariableVariable Mouth Congress Stroke Me Lady FameRegistered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Howdy, [chat].

    How is everyone?

    suicidal.

    do you not read?

    Variable on
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  • MrBallbagginsMrBallbaggins Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Man, you never get anywhere with suicide.

    Homicide, on the other hand, now that's respectable.

    Why so glum?

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  • _J__J_ Pedant Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    edited August 2007
    Man, you never get anywhere with suicide.

    Homicide, on the other hand, now that's respectable.

    Why so glum?

    Our lives are meaningless, we are alone, we have no direction, and the future appears to be just as glum.

    _J_ on
  • MrBallbagginsMrBallbaggins Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    It seems obvious to me that what you all need is a combine and a gun.

    Then you could take out your emo-frustration on everybody.

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  • joshua1joshua1 Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Well, seems dull sad and possibly morose in here, so how about some spooooooky transaction action (see what I did there?) I just checked my account, and I have some mystery monies that was deposited FROM THE FUTURE!!!! Thats about as exciting as key-card transactions get, right there.

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  • DynagripDynagrip Break me a million hearts HoustonRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited August 2007
    Motherfucker, I'm going to win an Einhander eBay auction one of these days.

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  • _J__J_ Pedant Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    edited August 2007
    It seems obvious to me that what you all need is a combine and a gun.

    Then you could take out your emo-frustration on everybody.

    EMO!

    _J_ on
  • Muse Among MenMuse Among Men Suburban Bunny Princess? Its time for a new shtick Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    joshua1 wrote: »
    Well, seems dull sad and possibly morose in here, so how about some spooooooky transaction action (see what I did there?) I just checked my account, and I have some mystery monies that was deposited FROM THE FUTURE!!!! Thats about as exciting as key-card transactions get, right there.

    That's like my magical money-pants. I reach into my pocket and procure a dollar. Now how did that get there? It's a marvelous feeling I tell you what or I'm not a turd blossom.

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  • MrBallbagginsMrBallbaggins Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    I love tylenol PM. With it's help I'm almost on a normal sleeping schedule.

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  • _J__J_ Pedant Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    edited August 2007
    I love tylenol PM. With it's help I'm almost on a normal sleeping schedule.

    Tylenol PM works surprisingly well at creating sleep.

    _J_ on
  • joshua1joshua1 Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    I wish sleeping drugs worked for me. Alcohol seems to be the only effective sleep maker, and I hate waking up with a hangover, and a dead hooker.

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  • MrBallbagginsMrBallbaggins Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    It also gives me really awesome dreams.

    Last night, I dreamed that I got out of bed and there was a green convertible 4th gen Trans Am in the driveway. I thought this odd, so I walked up to a bust of William Shakespeare (Batman style) that was sitting where my closet door used to be, flip open the head, and pull out a big blunt. Then I light it up, walk downstairs, wave to the naked women in my kitchen and go outside.

    At that point I hopped into the TA and declared I was off to do some victory donuts with my blunt. Sadly, as I was pulling out the driveway my alarm went off.

    it was bullshit. I was left with so many unanswered questions.

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  • _J__J_ Pedant Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    edited August 2007
    joshua1 wrote: »
    I wish sleeping drugs worked for me. Alcohol seems to be the only effective sleep maker, and I hate waking up with a hangover, and a dead hooker.

    Hangovers only happen if you don't drink enough water.

    _J_ on
  • MrBallbagginsMrBallbaggins Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Plus you can make a hangover go away with a few beers before your morning shower.

    MrBallbaggins on
  • VariableVariable Mouth Congress Stroke Me Lady FameRegistered User regular
    edited August 2007
    wow last night I had a dream that I got in a fight with a friend of mine over something that has actually been bothering me. that wasn't fun.

    Variable on
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  • joshua1joshua1 Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    but who drinks water nowadays, i mean *really*?

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  • P10P10 An Idiot With Low IQ Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Plus you can make a hangover go away with a few beers before your morning shower.
    Genius.

    P10 on
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  • DynagripDynagrip Break me a million hearts HoustonRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited August 2007
    I want to keep my job because it would be good for my resume, because my resume currently sucks. Also, if I am unemployed I will likely become single.
    Man, if your girlfriend would want to end things when you're stressed out, needing help, and ditching your job then she wouldn't be there for you later either.

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  • _J__J_ Pedant Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    edited August 2007
    joshua1 wrote: »
    but who drinks water nowadays, i mean *really*?

    The people who don't get hangovers.

    _J_ on
  • MrBallbagginsMrBallbaggins Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Yo, Deth, how do you think our chances are in the Revolution phalla?

    It would help if those other fucks would actually vote.

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  • _J__J_ Pedant Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    edited August 2007
    All I did today was watch the matrix trillogy.

    That's it.

    _J_ on
  • VariableVariable Mouth Congress Stroke Me Lady FameRegistered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Plus you can make a hangover go away with a few beers before your morning shower.

    or some reefer.

    ebay is fucking up on my computer right now, what the fuck.

    Variable on
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  • P10P10 An Idiot With Low IQ Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    I dunno. I think we could win, based off of Buzz' prediction of the low amount of Rev's due to their stronger power. All depends on who got that item we sent up.

    I'm also not certain what we are going to do in jail, votewise or itemwise. seems pointless.

    In completely unrelated news, I am wearing boxers for the first time in my life. The only advantage they seem to have over whitey-tighties is that you can whip out your wang faster.

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  • Che GuevaraChe Guevara __BANNED USERS regular
    edited August 2007
    I start my new job as a rock crusher at a lab on Monday at 8. We'll be preparing uranium ore samples for further testing by crushing them into fine powder. It sounds very neat, but also very radioactive.

    The only protection I've seen the workers wearing is a cotton mask to prevent accidental inhalation.

    Any worries here?

    Che Guevara on
  • MrBallbagginsMrBallbaggins Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Yeah, boxers are definately the shit.

    Dude, Che, I haven't seen you around much lately. Congratulations on the new job.

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  • Zen VulgarityZen Vulgarity What a lovely day for tea Secret British ThreadRegistered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Man tonight was fun.

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  • MrBallbagginsMrBallbaggins Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Man tonight was fun.

    Did you spill the blood of the innocent in the name of our dark lord?

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  • yalborapyalborap Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Kamen Rider Den-O gets more and more ridiculous by the second.


    And that's AWESOME.

    yalborap on
  • monikermoniker Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    I start my new job as a rock crusher at a lab on Monday at 8. We'll be preparing uranium ore samples for further testing by crushing them into fine powder. It sounds very neat, but also very radioactive.

    The only protection I've seen the workers wearing is a cotton mask to prevent accidental inhalation.

    Any worries here?

    Depends. Do you want to have children?

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  • Zen VulgarityZen Vulgarity What a lovely day for tea Secret British ThreadRegistered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Man tonight was fun.

    Did you spill the blood of the innocent in the name of our dark lord?

    Drinking + The BIGS + Wii = <3

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  • MrBallbagginsMrBallbaggins Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    So....pretty much?

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  • P10P10 An Idiot With Low IQ Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Che: The masks should be enough to protect you. The radiation the Plutonium is putting out shouldn't penetrate the skin, but if you inhale it it could irradiate your organs.

    Also, fun fact! I'm fairly certain radiation can only cause temporary male sterility, not permanent. At the very least, if you were getting permanent male sterility from the radiation, the sterility would be the least of your worries.

    Course, I'm no expert. If you are really worried about this kind of stuff, you should be asking your supervisors and people in the know, not the internets.

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  • Che GuevaraChe Guevara __BANNED USERS regular
    edited August 2007
    moniker wrote: »
    I start my new job as a rock crusher at a lab on Monday at 8. We'll be preparing uranium ore samples for further testing by crushing them into fine powder. It sounds very neat, but also very radioactive.

    The only protection I've seen the workers wearing is a cotton mask to prevent accidental inhalation.

    Any worries here?

    Depends. Do you want to have children?

    Someone mentioned some sort of shielded underwear... I'm definitely looking into that.

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  • The CatThe Cat Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited August 2007
    The mask should be sufficient. I dare say you'd get more trouble from a lungful of the dust than the radiation. Grinding soil samples always gave me the sniffles, and the acidic ones leave you with a sore throat after a few hours :?

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  • ege02ege02 __BANNED USERS regular
    edited August 2007
    who cares, children suck anyways

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