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if i die tonight

GABBO GABBO GABBOGABBO GABBO GABBO Registered User regular
edited August 2007 in Social Entropy++
it will be because i ate a butterscotch snack pack that had been in my pantry for three years

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  • KovakKovak did a lot of drugs married cher?Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    if i am celebrating tonight

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  • [Deleted User][Deleted User] regular
    edited August 2007
    The user and all related content has been deleted.

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  • jimninjajimninja Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    totally worth it

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  • ZephyrZephyr Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    that reminds me i have hot pockets in the freezer

    mm

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  • Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    I once ate a grape that had fallen on the floor.

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  • GABBO GABBO GABBOGABBO GABBO GABBO Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    jimninja wrote: »
    totally worth it

    its so good

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  • KadithKadith Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Old candy is the best candy.

    It comes in new and exciting flavors.

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  • KnobKnob TURN THE BEAT BACK InternetModerator mod
    edited August 2007
    hahaha you have a pantry

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  • Lucky CynicLucky Cynic Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    I don't eat leftovers. They get left over since I used to give them to my dog who is now deceased.

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  • GABBO GABBO GABBOGABBO GABBO GABBO Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Knob wrote: »
    hahaha you have a pantry

    it came with the wife

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  • KnobKnob TURN THE BEAT BACK InternetModerator mod
    edited August 2007
    you should paint it pink to match your vagina

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  • KovakKovak did a lot of drugs married cher?Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    i once drank 30 year old peptobismal

    it did not help with my indigestion

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  • StraightziStraightzi Here we may reign secure, and in my choice, To reign is worth ambition though in HellRegistered User regular
    edited August 2007
    If I die tonight it is because that diner we went to was hells of sketchy.

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  • GABBO GABBO GABBOGABBO GABBO GABBO Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    my vagina is purple dog
    like hustler black vagina purple

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  • Dex DynamoDex Dynamo Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Quetzi wrote: »
    If I die tonight it is because that diner we went to was hells of sketchy.

    you shut up diners are wonderful

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  • Muse Among MenMuse Among Men Suburban Bunny Princess? Its time for a new shtick Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Dont worry. Whenever we were given candy we didn't like for Halloween, we hoarded it and passed it out to the kids next year. There weren't any deaths or even illnesses we were aware of.

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  • [Deleted User][Deleted User] regular
    edited August 2007
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  • KnobKnob TURN THE BEAT BACK InternetModerator mod
    edited August 2007
    if i die tonight it's because those bikers can tell the difference between baking soda and drain cleaner

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  • KovakKovak did a lot of drugs married cher?Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    the floor

    along with the clean and dirty clothes

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  • StraightziStraightzi Here we may reign secure, and in my choice, To reign is worth ambition though in HellRegistered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Dex Dynamo wrote: »
    Quetzi wrote: »
    If I die tonight it is because that diner we went to was hells of sketchy.

    you shut up diners are wonderful

    It was pretty alright I guess. I don't normally go to diners, but then again, I don't normally go out to eat around 10:30 or 11. I guess my meal was pretty good, but my friend got some potato skins that looked fucking disgusting, and someone else had some pretty fucking nasty hash browns.

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  • KnobKnob TURN THE BEAT BACK InternetModerator mod
    edited August 2007
    Knob wrote: »
    hahaha you have a pantry
    where else besides a fridge/freezer are you supposed to keep food

    i have a safe with a time lock in my kitchen

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  • [Deleted User][Deleted User] regular
    edited August 2007
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  • GABBO GABBO GABBOGABBO GABBO GABBO Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Quetzi wrote: »
    Dex Dynamo wrote: »
    Quetzi wrote: »
    If I die tonight it is because that diner we went to was hells of sketchy.

    you shut up diners are wonderful

    It was pretty alright I guess. I don't normally go to diners, but then again, I don't normally go out to eat around 10:30 or 11. I guess my meal was pretty good, but my friend got some potato skins that looked fucking disgusting, and someone else had some pretty fucking nasty hash browns.

    i had a little pizza at panera
    it was awwwweeeeesssoooooome

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  • jimninjajimninja Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    butterscotch is like my heroin

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  • GABBO GABBO GABBOGABBO GABBO GABBO Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    it's the best kind of scotch

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  • StaleStale Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Knob wrote: »
    hahaha you have a pantry

    Man, I can't live without my pantry.


    I can't even fathom keepng food in a cabinet.


    It just seems wrong.



    Also: currently I am baking the carrot cake to end all other cakes. It is the alpha and the omega.

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  • KnobKnob TURN THE BEAT BACK InternetModerator mod
    edited August 2007
    if my house had a pantry i think i'd just turn it into a wine closet

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  • GABBO GABBO GABBOGABBO GABBO GABBO Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    theres a wine rack on top of the pantry
    does that count

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  • Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Pantries are good for storing canned goods and other non-perishables.

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  • GravesGraves Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Tonight my friend tried to convince me that if somebody has a nice car they have the right to park wherever they want (specifically across 2-3 parking spaces horizontally) and not be considered douchebags.

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  • StaleStale Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Knob wrote: »
    if my house had a pantry i think i'd just turn it into a wine closet
    get out of my head

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  • GABBO GABBO GABBOGABBO GABBO GABBO Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    your friend is a douchebag

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  • MugginsMuggins Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Graves your friend is retarded.

    But I still love you.


    I'm going to bed.

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  • GravesGraves Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    K gnight and yeah I told him he was a douchebag.

    He says that if you have a shitty car then it's ok for people to hit it even if it's in a space correctly, but if you have a nice car nobody will fuck with it.

    "Trust me, oh my God I asked so many people the same question and they agree" "You asked other douchebags you douchebag"

    But he said I'm a douchebag.

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  • MeissnerdMeissnerd Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    i accidentally ate a 7 year olds dunkaroo once

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  • Lucky CynicLucky Cynic Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Graves wrote: »
    K gnight and yeah I told him he was a douchebag.

    He says that if you have a shitty car then it's ok for people to hit it even if it's in a space correctly, but if you have a nice car nobody will fuck with it.

    "Trust me, oh my God I asked so many people the same question and they agree" "You asked other douchebags you douchebag"

    But he said I'm a douchebag.

    "No U!"

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  • Dex DynamoDex Dynamo Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    I had some of the worst looking bacon in my life from the local diner. Black and pink and wrinkly and leathery and ewwww. Also turned out to be the best tasting bacon I ever had.

    Don't judge diner food by it's appearance.

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  • StraightziStraightzi Here we may reign secure, and in my choice, To reign is worth ambition though in HellRegistered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Quetzi wrote: »
    Dex Dynamo wrote: »
    Quetzi wrote: »
    If I die tonight it is because that diner we went to was hells of sketchy.

    you shut up diners are wonderful

    It was pretty alright I guess. I don't normally go to diners, but then again, I don't normally go out to eat around 10:30 or 11. I guess my meal was pretty good, but my friend got some potato skins that looked fucking disgusting, and someone else had some pretty fucking nasty hash browns.

    i had a little pizza at panera
    it was awwwweeeeesssoooooome

    Man I was totally hankering for some pizza too but they didn't have any of that it was all wraps and such. Oh well. At least it was cheap.

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  • GravesGraves Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    This is the same friend who only drinks expensive alcohol because he's a preppy white kid who only buys expensive brand name clothing.

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  • StraightziStraightzi Here we may reign secure, and in my choice, To reign is worth ambition though in HellRegistered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Dex Dynamo wrote: »
    I had some of the worst looking bacon in my life from the local diner. Black and pink and wrinkly and leathery and ewwww. Also turned out to be the best tasting bacon I ever had.

    Don't judge diner food by it's appearance.

    That is actually what the bacon on my friend's potato skins looked like.


    Well, they gave the bacon to him separately because he was sharing with his girlfriend and she's all vegetarian. But yeah, pretty much. I wouldn't have touched it.

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