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What's the most embarrassing thing you've ever said to a female?

FodaySankoFodaySanko __BANNED USERS regular
edited December 2007 in Social Entropy++
For me it's a tie between "are you going to suck it?" and "oh, yeah, let me put it between your titties."

It was mostly the chick's reactions to my statements that made it embarrassing, not the words themselves.

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  • WrenWren ninja_bird Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    I'll never tell anyone the things I've said

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  • Penguin IncarnatePenguin Incarnate King of Kafiristan Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    "That's never happened before."

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  • ScrumtrulescentScrumtrulescent Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    how did she react?

    Also, I find the most erotic part of a woman is the boobies

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  • PotUPotU __BANNED USERS regular
    edited August 2007
    Scrumtrulescent wrote: »
    how did she react?

    Also, I find the most erotic part of a woman is the boobies

    The brain/womb.

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  • lostwordslostwords Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    "So by just friends, you mean we can still screw like animals, right?"

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  • VothVoth Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Hi ... that's it.

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  • Penguin IncarnatePenguin Incarnate King of Kafiristan Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Voth wrote: »
    Hi ... that's it.
    Grow a fucking pair.

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  • WavechaserWavechaser Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    I told my girlfriend once that she was "hot". Silly me, I thought I was complimenting her, but apparently, according to her it was the equivalent of calling her a whore?

    I did at that moment realize I was dating a complete bitch though.

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  • DogDog Registered User, Administrator, Vanilla Staff admin
    edited August 2007
    "look, im sucking in my gut, just like melissa"


    in my defense, she was though.

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  • misbehavinmisbehavin Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    The most embarrassing thing I've said was: "Do you want lunch drink to the movies at yesterday?"

    It was an amalgamation of about four different thoughts, brought on by intense nervousness at the age of 13.

    However, the most embarrassing response I've ever gotten was to this: "You like that, baby?" "No." "Er..."

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  • ScrumtrulescentScrumtrulescent Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    my best friend is a chick

    I freuqently comment her ass and tits

    she doesn't mind

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  • the wookthe wook Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    It is in

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  • Grandaddy DeliciousGrandaddy Delicious Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    "Now tell me I'm the admin, yes, yes, whos gonna get banned? YOU ARE, YOU ARE"

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  • WallhitterWallhitter Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    In reference to a rather, um, large-chested friend of mine. "..are they psychic?"

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  • Penguin IncarnatePenguin Incarnate King of Kafiristan Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Tit fucking, in my mind is like garnish on a steak plate. I don't need it. I'm not going to ask for it. But it is good to know that it is on the plate. I have a better meal just knowing that it is lying there.

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  • HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    I embarrass myself constantly in front of my wife with my theories on things. If she's not angry at me or in a state of denial about my mental capacity, I am not doing it right.

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  • WrenWren ninja_bird Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Hunter wrote: »
    I embarrass myself constantly in front of my wife with my theories on things. If she's not angry at me or in a state of denial about my mental capacity, I am not doing it right.

    blah blah blah ladder theory blah

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  • claxtonclaxton ClubPA regular
    edited August 2007
    I jokingly slapped this girls as as she was bending over the back of a couch, her ass straight up in the air. She went ballistic and told all of her friends. Any ass that is straight up in the air is fair game for slapping to anyone walking past.

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  • HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Wren wrote: »
    Hunter wrote: »
    I embarrass myself constantly in front of my wife with my theories on things. If she's not angry at me or in a state of denial about my mental capacity, I am not doing it right.

    blah blah blah ladder theory blah

    While I do not believe in Ladder Theory, I did throw that one at her once to get a professional psychologists opinion of it. She went insane. I'm still trying to figure out if it's because she's a woman or a mental health/social work professional.

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  • Skull ManSkull Man RIP KUSU Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    man I basically manhandle all of my friends who are girls

    asses are slapped hard and often

    embarrassing? I told a girl she was my muse when I was 11

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  • WrenWren ninja_bird Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    maybe the two things combine with each other and form voltron

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  • misbehavinmisbehavin Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    claxton wrote: »
    I jokingly slapped this girls as as she was bending over the back of a couch, her ass straight up in the air. She went ballistic and told all of her friends. Any ass that is straight up in the air is fair game for slapping to anyone walking past.

    If you didn't know this girl, then you deserve whatever you get (which is, hopefully, no ass from anyone you live near).

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  • Penguin IncarnatePenguin Incarnate King of Kafiristan Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    What the hell is with chicks that don't go downtown? Fucking lames.

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  • HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    claxton wrote: »
    I jokingly slapped this girls as as she was bending over the back of a couch, her ass straight up in the air. She went ballistic and told all of her friends. Any ass that is straight up in the air is fair game for slapping to anyone walking past.

    I'm fairly ignorant when it comes to women most of the time, but I do know that they do not like getting randomly slapped in the ass unless the two of you are alone, in a sexual or heading towards a sexual relationship, and you actually don't hit them hard enough to hurt.

    I too have made that mistake by messing up the third factor.

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  • PotUPotU __BANNED USERS regular
    edited August 2007
    claxton wrote: »
    I jokingly slapped this girls as as she was bending over the back of a couch, her ass straight up in the air. She went ballistic and told all of her friends. Any ass that is straight up in the air is fair game for slapping to anyone walking past.

    Sexual harassment heyo

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  • Penguin IncarnatePenguin Incarnate King of Kafiristan Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Slapping a woman's ass is the action of a dickwad.

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  • WreckTechWreckTech Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    "Do you want me to lick your cunt?"

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  • WrenWren ninja_bird Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    nono maybe that happened 60 years ago

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  • HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    WreckTech wrote: »
    "Do you want me to lick your cunt?"

    First date?

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  • Penguin IncarnatePenguin Incarnate King of Kafiristan Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Hunter wrote: »
    WreckTech wrote: »
    "Do you want me to lick your cunt?"

    First date?
    Funeral.

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  • WreckTechWreckTech Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Hunter wrote: »
    WreckTech wrote: »
    "Do you want me to lick your cunt?"

    First date?
    Third.

    I'm still fucked aren't I?

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  • HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Penguin Incarnate wrote: »
    Hunter wrote: »
    WreckTech wrote: »
    "Do you want me to lick your cunt?"

    First date?
    Funeral.
    Those don't have to be separate events

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  • PotUPotU __BANNED USERS regular
    edited August 2007
    Penguin Incarnate wrote: »
    Hunter wrote: »
    WreckTech wrote: »
    "Do you want me to lick your cunt?"

    First date?
    Funeral.

    She didn't say no.

    Might be because of her being dead, but still.

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  • HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    WreckTech wrote: »
    Hunter wrote: »
    WreckTech wrote: »
    "Do you want me to lick your cunt?"

    First date?
    Third.

    I'm still fucked aren't I?

    Yeah, even in hardcore porn you don't hear the word cunt. It's just not cricket.

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  • XaquinXaquin Right behind you!Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    I think to most embarassing thing for me was explaining that I use a program called "ventrillo" to aid 39 other people in killing a dragon called "Nefarian"

    to get my Bloodfang Chestpiece of course

    I can't believe she agreed to marry me

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  • Penguin IncarnatePenguin Incarnate King of Kafiristan Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    I think cunt is a go if you're in mid-fuck. It is not a pre-fuck or post-fuck piece of language.

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  • HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    I had a guy I raided WoW with call my cell phone to tell me a World Dragon was up and they desperately needed me to tank it.

    Unfortunately, my wife answered and had to translate the WoW speak to a coherent message for me and write it on the dry erase board. She was a bit scared and thought I was into dark magic and witching.

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  • WrenWren ninja_bird Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    good thing they didn't want you to go pvp

    "tell him we need some help raping gnomes"

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  • PotUPotU __BANNED USERS regular
    edited August 2007
    That's not normal.

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  • OrikaeshigitaeOrikaeshigitae Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited August 2007
    Penguin Incarnate wrote: »
    I think cunt is a go if you're in mid-fuck. It is not a pre-fuck or post-fuck piece of language.

    really, really depends on the people involved

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