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What's the most embarrassing thing you've ever said to a female?
They're not exactly pretty, and I wouldn't want to put pictures of one on my wall, but that doesn't change the fact that I want to stick my penis into one.
Being the receiver of that news (having your ex tell you she likes chicks) is actually not as hot as it sounds, and kind of soul-crushing and humiliating.
I once told a girl in my class "Your hairs are all over the place. Seems like someone needs to brush you."
I realized a second too late that the last sentence is the equivalent of "Someone ought to fuck you". In German, that is.
We laughed, so I guess it was ok.
Ferrus on
I would like to pause for a moment, to talk about my penis.
My penis is like a toddler. A toddler—who is a perfectly normal size for his age—on a long road trip to what he thinks is Disney World. My penis is excited because he hasn’t been to Disney World in a long, long time, but remembers a time when he used to go every day. So now the penis toddler is constantly fidgeting, whining “Are we there yet? Are we there yet? How about now? Now? How about... now?”
And Disney World is nowhere in sight.
You say "Small tattoo" and I think "so, like, on his wang?"
HOOO SICK BURN
what is the tattoo of
Kirkpatrick family crest. My Scottish ancestry.
i can't remember which one is my ancestry
probably all of them
The crest was pretty much redesigned after a murder. Robert the Bruce, accompanied by Roger Kirkpatrick, met with a challenger to the Scottish throne, Red Comyn. Robert stabbed Comyn, and went outside. Roger then went back inside, discovered Red was still alive, finished the job, went out and held his dagger in the air and proclaimed "Mak sicker" which meant "I make sure." He was later cleared of the murder by papal bull and the kill attributed to Robert. The bloody dagger and "Mak Sicker" were then added to the crest.
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urrite he uses a voice changer
odam.
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Oh Gafoto. Stop doing this to yourself. Beating yourself up constantly won't let you heal.
they barely have gender
don't stop
belieeeeeeving
an interesting concept
just imagine
ChicoBlue would hit that sandwich.
The Breakfast Bukkake from sonic
Sonic's got it, others dont
STEAM!
you both have the same interests
i don't see the problem
I think this post needs more appreciation.
this is a good post
I realized a second too late that the last sentence is the equivalent of "Someone ought to fuck you". In German, that is.
We laughed, so I guess it was ok.
And Disney World is nowhere in sight.
Goddamn! those are some big-ass feet!
We'll see how this goes.
Worse: She then told me that I wasn't the first to make that mistake :shock:
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You say "Small tattoo" and I think "so, like, on his wang?"
What are you getting a tattoo of?
HOOO SICK BURN
what is the tattoo of
It's one of those jokes that's so easy, you just wait for someone else to say it.
are you saying I'm a jokeslut? A jokeWhore, possibly.
OK.
Kirkpatrick family crest. My Scottish ancestry.
i can't remember which one is my ancestry
probably all of them
The crest was pretty much redesigned after a murder. Robert the Bruce, accompanied by Roger Kirkpatrick, met with a challenger to the Scottish throne, Red Comyn. Robert stabbed Comyn, and went outside. Roger then went back inside, discovered Red was still alive, finished the job, went out and held his dagger in the air and proclaimed "Mak sicker" which meant "I make sure." He was later cleared of the murder by papal bull and the kill attributed to Robert. The bloody dagger and "Mak Sicker" were then added to the crest.