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What's the most embarrassing thing you've ever said to a female?

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  • GafotoGafoto Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    you people still think viv is female?

    hah

    Gafoto on
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  • Skull ManSkull Man RIP KUSU Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    "let's get down to business"

    Skull Man on
  • DeadshotDeadshot Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Gafoto wrote: »
    you people still think viv is female?

    hah

    urrite he uses a voice changer

    odam.

    :roll:

    Deadshot on
    o ok
  • SilmarilSilmaril Mr Ha Ha Hapless. Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Gafoto wrote: »
    you people still think viv is female?

    hah

    Oh Gafoto. Stop doing this to yourself. Beating yourself up constantly won't let you heal.

    Silmaril on
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  • bongibongi regular
    edited August 2007
    i am at least 10% certain viv is a girl

    bongi on
  • KovakKovak did a lot of drugs married cher?Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    viv is just a man that has a very attractive asian friend

    Kovak on
  • FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    or korean

    they barely have gender

    Faricazy on
  • KovakKovak did a lot of drugs married cher?Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    i am pretty sure if viv had a penis to go with those d cups i wouldn't mind

    Kovak on
  • FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    you get fucked either way, right

    Faricazy on
  • KovakKovak did a lot of drugs married cher?Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    all I'm saying is I'd give viv a blowjob

    Kovak on
  • Skull ManSkull Man RIP KUSU Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    and all I'm saying is

    don't stop

    belieeeeeeving

    Skull Man on
  • NuzakNuzak Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    negative titties

    an interesting concept

    just imagine

    Nuzak on
  • RuckusRuckus Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    ChicoBlue wrote: »
    Vaginas are like hamburgers.

    They're not exactly pretty, and I wouldn't want to put pictures of one on my wall, but that doesn't change the fact that I want to stick my penis into one.

    ChicoBlue would hit that sandwich.

    Ruckus on
  • bongibongi regular
    edited August 2007
    ohhh, actually, telling my ex-girlfriend i liked dicks was kind of embarassing

    bongi on
  • lostwordslostwords Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Being the receiver of that news (having your ex tell you she likes chicks) is actually not as hot as it sounds, and kind of soul-crushing and humiliating.

    lostwords on
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  • tuggatugga Makin' movies Makin' songsRegistered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Its 7:30 in the morning and three men are standing naked outside your car

    The Breakfast Bukkake from sonic

    Sonic's got it, others dont

    tugga on
  • EndomaticEndomatic Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    whoops

    Endomatic on
  • NuzakNuzak Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    bongi wrote: »
    ohhh, actually, telling my ex-girlfriend i liked dicks was kind of embarassing

    you both have the same interests


    i don't see the problem

    Nuzak on
  • bongibongi regular
    edited August 2007
    ahaha well when you put it like that

    bongi on
  • FandyienFandyien But Otto, what about us? Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    tugga wrote: »
    Its 7:30 in the morning and three men are standing naked outside your car

    The Breakfast Bukkake from sonic

    Sonic's got it, others dont

    I think this post needs more appreciation.

    Fandyien on
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  • Skull ManSkull Man RIP KUSU Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    wooo

    Skull Man on
  • KovakKovak did a lot of drugs married cher?Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Fandyien wrote: »
    tugga wrote: »
    Its 7:30 in the morning and three men are standing naked outside your car

    The Breakfast Bukkake from sonic

    Sonic's got it, others dont

    I think this post needs more appreciation.

    this is a good post

    Kovak on
  • FerrusFerrus Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    I once told a girl in my class "Your hairs are all over the place. Seems like someone needs to brush you."
    I realized a second too late that the last sentence is the equivalent of "Someone ought to fuck you". In German, that is.

    We laughed, so I guess it was ok.

    Ferrus on
    I would like to pause for a moment, to talk about my penis.
    My penis is like a toddler. A toddler—who is a perfectly normal size for his age—on a long road trip to what he thinks is Disney World. My penis is excited because he hasn’t been to Disney World in a long, long time, but remembers a time when he used to go every day. So now the penis toddler is constantly fidgeting, whining “Are we there yet? Are we there yet? How about now? Now? How about... now?”
    And Disney World is nowhere in sight.
  • DogDog Registered User, Administrator, Vanilla Staff admin
    edited August 2007
    no one likes a girl whos hairs are all willy nilly.

    Unknown User on
  • MightyMighty Omeganaut '15 '16 '17 NebraskaRegistered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Skull Man wrote: »
    Skull Man wrote: »
    when I was about 15, I was making out with a girl

    right as it's getting hot I called her kairi

    as in
    kairi1us8.jpg

    Fixed.
    You Pedo.

    Goddamn! those are some big-ass feet!

    Mighty on
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  • WeaverWeaver Breakfast Witch Hashus BrowniusRegistered User regular
    edited August 2007
    I just texted my fiancee, "I've been thinking of getting a small tattoo."

    We'll see how this goes.

    Weaver on
  • HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Bad: I once was making out with this chick in HS and I accidentally called her by her older sister's name, who I had "seen" previously D:

    Worse: She then told me that I wasn't the first to make that mistake :shock:

    Hunter on
  • WeaverWeaver Breakfast Witch Hashus BrowniusRegistered User regular
    edited August 2007
    tattoo has been approved

    Weaver on
  • RuckusRuckus Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Weaver wrote: »
    tattoo has been approved

    You say "Small tattoo" and I think "so, like, on his wang?"

    Ruckus on
  • WavechaserWavechaser Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Weaver wrote: »
    tattoo has been approved

    What are you getting a tattoo of?

    Wavechaser on
  • bongibongi regular
    edited August 2007
    Ruckus wrote: »
    Weaver wrote: »
    tattoo has been approved

    You say "Small tattoo" and I think "so, like, on his wang?"

    HOOO SICK BURN

    what is the tattoo of

    bongi on
  • CG FaggotryCG Faggotry BristolRegistered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Ruckus wrote: »
    Weaver wrote: »
    tattoo has been approved

    You say "Small tattoo" and I think "so, like, on his wang?"

    It's one of those jokes that's so easy, you just wait for someone else to say it.

    CG Faggotry on
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  • RuckusRuckus Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Ruckus wrote: »
    Weaver wrote: »
    tattoo has been approved

    You say "Small tattoo" and I think "so, like, on his wang?"

    It's one of those jokes that's so easy, you just wait for someone else to say it.

    are you saying I'm a jokeslut? A jokeWhore, possibly.

    OK.

    Ruckus on
  • WeaverWeaver Breakfast Witch Hashus BrowniusRegistered User regular
    edited August 2007
    bongi wrote: »
    Ruckus wrote: »
    Weaver wrote: »
    tattoo has been approved

    You say "Small tattoo" and I think "so, like, on his wang?"

    HOOO SICK BURN

    what is the tattoo of

    Kirkpatrick family crest. My Scottish ancestry.

    Weaver on
  • bongibongi regular
    edited August 2007
    Weaver wrote: »
    bongi wrote: »
    Ruckus wrote: »
    Weaver wrote: »
    tattoo has been approved

    You say "Small tattoo" and I think "so, like, on his wang?"

    HOOO SICK BURN

    what is the tattoo of

    Kirkpatrick family crest. My Scottish ancestry.

    i can't remember which one is my ancestry

    probably all of them

    bongi on
  • CG FaggotryCG Faggotry BristolRegistered User regular
    edited August 2007
    I've never tried a deep fried Mars bar or pizza.

    CG Faggotry on
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  • bongibongi regular
    edited August 2007
    deep fried mars bar is actually surprisingly tasty, but you can almost feel the cholesterol pumping round your veins

    bongi on
  • WeaverWeaver Breakfast Witch Hashus BrowniusRegistered User regular
    edited August 2007
    bongi wrote: »
    Weaver wrote: »
    bongi wrote: »
    Ruckus wrote: »
    Weaver wrote: »
    tattoo has been approved

    You say "Small tattoo" and I think "so, like, on his wang?"

    HOOO SICK BURN

    what is the tattoo of

    Kirkpatrick family crest. My Scottish ancestry.

    i can't remember which one is my ancestry

    probably all of them

    The crest was pretty much redesigned after a murder. Robert the Bruce, accompanied by Roger Kirkpatrick, met with a challenger to the Scottish throne, Red Comyn. Robert stabbed Comyn, and went outside. Roger then went back inside, discovered Red was still alive, finished the job, went out and held his dagger in the air and proclaimed "Mak sicker" which meant "I make sure." He was later cleared of the murder by papal bull and the kill attributed to Robert. The bloody dagger and "Mak Sicker" were then added to the crest.

    Weaver on
  • EndomaticEndomatic Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Deep Fried Mars Bar is quite good. Just don't eat too many.

    Endomatic on
  • bongibongi regular
    edited August 2007
    it looks a bit like a turd but it tastes quite different

    bongi on
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