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What's the most embarrassing thing you've ever said to a female?
No. theres nothing to choose from. i date girls from edmond. Guthrie girls all have STD's. like. no shit. a recent study showed that 79 percent of guthrie teen girls have an STD or are pregnant. i was like. AMAZING!
a study?
i thought that was like a given
like 5,280 ft = 1 mile
Guthrie girls = dirty, loose whores
No truer words have ever been said. i just recently left a girl because she boned 4 dudes at the same time while i was out of town camping.
i remember that
she was pretty loose
I wouldnt know! i didnt get to get near that part of her. I found out she wont do a guy shes dating. LAME!
"Do you think I'm hot?" "Well, yeah. I'd throw it in ya."
"Oh my god...I'm pregnant." "That's what you get for fucking so many guys without protection."
"You wanna go upstairs to my bedroom?" "Can't we finish this movie first?"
(early '90s time frame) "Do you wanna go with me?" "Go where with you?"
Most embarrassing was probably when I quoted Mike Tyson while a fuckbuddy and I were mid-coitus. Out of nowhere, I whispered in her ear, "I'm gonna fuck you till you love me." Surprisingly, she didn't kill me.
so i'm at this party, and i'm a little drunk but mostly high. those who are not passed out or who have not left decide to go out to the 'community' pool and go swimming in underwear. move forward an hour and this girl who i'm interested in and who is interested in me asks me to walk her back to the house to get her purse and such. we chat a little, and go into the dark house. her purse is in an empty bedroom, and as she's getting it and some other stuff, she says, "you can go ahead outside if you want"
My first girlfriend and I waited a year before we had sex.
We were both young.
At a party during the 4th of July, I forget the context, but in front of all my friends and parents I blurted out that "she wouldn't let met stick it in."
I was really surprised at how well she handled it. Didn't ever appear to be that angry during the rest of the night.
She yelled at me the first chance she got and she yelled loud.
I'm pretty sure if our 14-15 year old selves had the knowledge that we have today we'd all get tons of action from the other jailbaits. Especially the knowledge that my virginity was going to be given to a mediocre girl who ended up being an idiot who'd never lived in the real world or held a job in her life.
Damn my low standards.
Now I have to make up for it.
^^^
Skull Man, that's pretty much what I interpreted it as.
I'm pretty sure if our 14-15 year old selves had the knowledge that we have today we'd all get tons of action from the other jailbaits. Especially the knowledge that my virginity was going to be given to a mediocre girl who ended up being an idiot who'd never lived in the real world or held a job in her life.
Damn my low standards.
Now I have to make up for it.
^^^
Skull Man, that's pretty much what I interpreted it as.
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I wouldnt know! i didnt get to get near that part of her. I found out she wont do a guy shes dating. LAME!
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she pulled off her g-string
i said 'eww, gross'
...
good times
I hope you were drunk or high when you said that.
Or gay.
Or all three.
or you knew her sense of humor
well it wasn't exactly a considered remark
it was an unfortunately timed flashback to the days of cooties and girl germs
What would make you say "eww gross" to a girl taking off her thong?
Was it white with shit stains or something?
even then, i'd probably overlook it knowing that I was about to get laid.
especially if I was drunk, I'd ignore the shit stains.
just the g-string itself, larger than i expected, hovering somewhere above the covers
there were also other people present
it's a surreal memory alright
right as it's getting hot I called her kairi
haha
ew gross
that is so awesome
(early '90s time frame)
Most embarrassing was probably when I quoted Mike Tyson while a fuckbuddy and I were mid-coitus. Out of nowhere, I whispered in her ear, "I'm gonna fuck you till you love me." Surprisingly, she didn't kill me.
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so i'm at this party, and i'm a little drunk but mostly high. those who are not passed out or who have not left decide to go out to the 'community' pool and go swimming in underwear. move forward an hour and this girl who i'm interested in and who is interested in me asks me to walk her back to the house to get her purse and such. we chat a little, and go into the dark house. her purse is in an empty bedroom, and as she's getting it and some other stuff, she says, "you can go ahead outside if you want"
"okay"
i can be really stupid sometimes.
i was a numbers name
We were both young.
At a party during the 4th of July, I forget the context, but in front of all my friends and parents I blurted out that "she wouldn't let met stick it in."
I was really surprised at how well she handled it. Didn't ever appear to be that angry during the rest of the night.
She yelled at me the first chance she got and she yelled loud.
as in
...it was the name I randomized on Bungie.net when I was beta-testing Myth 2.:|
XBL : lJesse Custerl | MWO: Jesse Custer | Best vid ever. | 2nd best vid ever.
Damn my low standards.
Now I have to make up for it.
^^^
Skull Man, that's pretty much what I interpreted it as.
Pedo.
it was kingdom hearts 1
I was 14
I was on a disney adventure
Fixed.
She's not married you silly goose.
i'll slip a ring on her finger when she's not looking
i can pretend
so it was like
you nerd
there was a girl I liked in high school
she played the saxophone (alto)
yeah yeah she was pretty hot plus she played the SAXOPHONE (alto)
so I decided one day to say to her that I liked her very much
at the very moment I nimbly quoted a line from Neon Genesis Evangelion
why
Yes, they do.:winky: But does it count if you don't find out they're married till afterward?
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What was the line?
We must know it.
no
nope
that's like finding out she was a he a week later
you don't get your gay card for that
why