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What's the most embarrassing thing you've ever said to a female?

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  • space_satanspace_satan __BANNED USERS regular
    edited August 2007
    tugga wrote: »
    tugga wrote: »
    tugga wrote: »
    but youre from guthrie

    theres not much to choose from

    No. theres nothing to choose from. i date girls from edmond. Guthrie girls all have STD's. like. no shit. a recent study showed that 79 percent of guthrie teen girls have an STD or are pregnant. i was like. AMAZING!

    a study?

    i thought that was like a given

    like 5,280 ft = 1 mile

    Guthrie girls = dirty, loose whores

    No truer words have ever been said. i just recently left a girl because she boned 4 dudes at the same time while i was out of town camping.

    i remember that

    she was pretty loose

    I wouldnt know! i didnt get to get near that part of her. I found out she wont do a guy shes dating. LAME!

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  • bsjezzbsjezz Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    one time back at a highschool party i was in bed with this girl (a few years older than me) that i hooked up with

    she pulled off her g-string

    i said 'eww, gross'

    ...

    good times

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  • TankHammerTankHammer Atlanta Ghostbuster Atlanta, GARegistered User regular
    edited August 2007
    bsjezz wrote: »
    one time back at a highschool party i was in bed with this girl (a few years older than me) that i hooked up with

    she pulled off her g-string

    i said 'eww, gross'

    ...

    good times

    I hope you were drunk or high when you said that.

    Or gay.

    Or all three.

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  • potatoepotatoe Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    how was saying "eww, gross" considered even a remotely good idea?

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  • bsjezzbsjezz Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    i must have been drunk, as i wasn't either of the others

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  • Ol' SparkyOl' Sparky Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    either it was really gross

    or you knew her sense of humor

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  • bsjezzbsjezz Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    potatoe wrote: »
    how was saying "eww, gross" considered even a remotely good idea?

    well it wasn't exactly a considered remark

    it was an unfortunately timed flashback to the days of cooties and girl germs

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  • mcpmcp Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    O_o

    What would make you say "eww gross" to a girl taking off her thong?

    Was it white with shit stains or something?

    even then, i'd probably overlook it knowing that I was about to get laid.

    especially if I was drunk, I'd ignore the shit stains.

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  • bsjezzbsjezz Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    well it was more subtle than that, i didn't see the taking-off

    just the g-string itself, larger than i expected, hovering somewhere above the covers

    there were also other people present

    it's a surreal memory alright

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  • Skull ManSkull Man RIP KUSU Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    when I was about 15, I was making out with a girl

    right as it's getting hot I called her kairi

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  • KadithKadith Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    I'm going to say that next time.


    haha

    ew gross

    that is so awesome

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  • chasmchasm Ill-tempered Texan Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    :o "Do you think I'm hot?"
    :D "Well, yeah. I'd throw it in ya."

    :o "Oh my god...I'm pregnant."
    :D "That's what you get for fucking so many guys without protection."

    :o "You wanna go upstairs to my bedroom?"
    :D "Can't we finish this movie first?"

    (early '90s time frame)
    :o "Do you wanna go with me?"
    :D "Go where with you?"

    Most embarrassing was probably when I quoted Mike Tyson while a fuckbuddy and I were mid-coitus. Out of nowhere, I whispered in her ear, "I'm gonna fuck you till you love me." Surprisingly, she didn't kill me.

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  • KadithKadith Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Numbers name = tool

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  • Ol' SparkyOl' Sparky Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    here's a good one

    so i'm at this party, and i'm a little drunk but mostly high. those who are not passed out or who have not left decide to go out to the 'community' pool and go swimming in underwear. move forward an hour and this girl who i'm interested in and who is interested in me asks me to walk her back to the house to get her purse and such. we chat a little, and go into the dark house. her purse is in an empty bedroom, and as she's getting it and some other stuff, she says, "you can go ahead outside if you want"

    "okay"

    i can be really stupid sometimes.

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  • potatoepotatoe Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    hey

    i was a numbers name

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  • ZombotZombot Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    My first girlfriend and I waited a year before we had sex.
    We were both young.

    At a party during the 4th of July, I forget the context, but in front of all my friends and parents I blurted out that "she wouldn't let met stick it in."

    I was really surprised at how well she handled it. Didn't ever appear to be that angry during the rest of the night.

    She yelled at me the first chance she got and she yelled loud.

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  • KadithKadith Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    potatoe wrote: »
    hey

    i was a numbers name
    but you're not now and that's all that matters.

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  • potatoepotatoe Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    <3<3

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  • CJTheranCJTheran Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Numbernames are a sign of a weakness of character.

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  • potatoepotatoe Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    so's your face

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  • Skull ManSkull Man RIP KUSU Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Skull Man wrote: »
    when I was about 15, I was making out with a girl

    right as it's getting hot I called her kairi

    as in

    KH2_Artwork_Kairi2.jpg

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  • chasmchasm Ill-tempered Texan Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    CJTheran wrote: »
    Numbernames are a sign of a weakness of character.

    ...it was the name I randomized on Bungie.net when I was beta-testing Myth 2.:|

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  • TankHammerTankHammer Atlanta Ghostbuster Atlanta, GARegistered User regular
    edited August 2007
    I'm pretty sure if our 14-15 year old selves had the knowledge that we have today we'd all get tons of action from the other jailbaits. Especially the knowledge that my virginity was going to be given to a mediocre girl who ended up being an idiot who'd never lived in the real world or held a job in her life.

    Damn my low standards.

    Now I have to make up for it.

    ^^^
    Skull Man, that's pretty much what I interpreted it as.



    Pedo.
    No really, what the fuck?

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  • freemonie112freemonie112 Registered User new member
    edited August 2007
    PotU wrote: »
    The brain/womb.
    Dude...that's disgusting...

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  • Skull ManSkull Man RIP KUSU Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    I'm pretty sure if our 14-15 year old selves had the knowledge that we have today we'd all get tons of action from the other jailbaits. Especially the knowledge that my virginity was going to be given to a mediocre girl who ended up being an idiot who'd never lived in the real world or held a job in her life.

    Damn my low standards.

    Now I have to make up for it.

    ^^^
    Skull Man, that's pretty much what I interpreted it as.



    Pedo.
    No really, what the fuck?

    it was kingdom hearts 1

    I was 14

    I was on a disney adventure

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  • TankHammerTankHammer Atlanta Ghostbuster Atlanta, GARegistered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Skull Man wrote: »
    Skull Man wrote: »
    when I was about 15, I was making out with a girl

    right as it's getting hot I called her kairi

    as in

    kairi1us8.jpg

    Fixed.
    You Pedo.

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  • potatoepotatoe Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    i'd hit it

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  • ZombotZombot Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Her shoes are too goddamn big.

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  • TankHammerTankHammer Atlanta Ghostbuster Atlanta, GARegistered User regular
    edited August 2007
    potatoe wrote: »
    i'd hit it

    She's not married you silly goose.

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  • potatoepotatoe Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    big feet means a big penis

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  • potatoepotatoe Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    potatoe wrote: »
    i'd hit it

    She's not married you silly goose.

    i'll slip a ring on her finger when she's not looking

    i can pretend

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  • ZombotZombot Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Hey, married women need loving to!

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  • Skull ManSkull Man RIP KUSU Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    worst part was the girl had been watched me play all the way through

    so it was like

    you nerd

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  • You BastardYou Bastard Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    alright guys (please scroll down if this does not engage your interests)

    there was a girl I liked in high school

    she played the saxophone (alto)

    yeah yeah she was pretty hot plus she played the SAXOPHONE (alto)

    so I decided one day to say to her that I liked her very much

    at the very moment I nimbly quoted a line from Neon Genesis Evangelion

    why

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  • potatoepotatoe Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    did she look like her?

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  • chasmchasm Ill-tempered Texan Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Zombot wrote: »
    Hey, married women need loving to!

    Yes, they do.:winky: But does it count if you don't find out they're married till afterward?

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  • ZombotZombot Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    alright guys (please scroll down if this does not engage your interests)

    there was a girl I liked in high school

    she played the saxophone (alto)

    yeah yeah she was pretty hot plus she played the SAXOPHONE (alto)

    so I decided one day to say to her that I liked her very much

    at the very moment I nimbly quoted a line from Neon Genesis Evangelion

    why

    What was the line?
    We must know it.

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  • Skull ManSkull Man RIP KUSU Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    potatoe wrote: »
    did she look like her?

    no

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  • potatoepotatoe Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    chasm wrote: »
    Zombot wrote: »
    Hey, married women need loving to!

    Yes, they do.:winky: But does it count if you don't find out they're married till afterward?

    nope

    that's like finding out she was a he a week later

    you don't get your gay card for that

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  • You BastardYou Bastard Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Zombot wrote: »
    What was the line?
    We must know it.
    Do you want to become one with me? Do you want us to become one both mentally and physically? It would be so comfortable.

    why

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