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Defender Strikes Back (Return of the Wii)

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    PataPata Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    Keith wrote: »
    fuck i can't wait for phantom hourglass

    the nintendo rep gave me a keychain for it

    it's a mini-hourglass

    i think it's like 30 seconds or something

    Keith show me a picture of it.

    I'm curious.

    Pata on
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    Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    edited September 2007
    i actually threw out like 5 standees yesterday because they were all gross and smelly and unwanted (they were in my attic)

    i have a ton of shit that i thought was cool at the time and am now like 'what the fuck do i want this for"

    like a nintendo sign

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    potatoepotatoe Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    keith if you ever have anything small and unwanted

    you can send it to me

    just ask for the address

    potatoe on
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    Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    edited September 2007
    Pata wrote: »
    Keith wrote: »
    fuck i can't wait for phantom hourglass

    the nintendo rep gave me a keychain for it

    it's a mini-hourglass

    i think it's like 30 seconds or something

    Keith show me a picture of it.

    I'm curious.

    photo47jx6.jpg

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    Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    edited September 2007
    potatoe wrote: »
    keith if you ever have anything small and unwanted

    you can send it to me

    just ask for the address

    but you already have your penis

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    PataPata Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    Holy crap I want one.

    Pata on
    SRWWSig.pngEpisode 5: Mecha-World, Mecha-nisim, Mecha-beasts
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    Anime OwnsAnime Owns Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    Keith wrote: »
    potatoe wrote: »
    keith if you ever have anything small and unwanted

    you can send it to me

    just ask for the address

    but you already have your penis

    heh
    snap

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    potatoepotatoe Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    Keith wrote: »
    potatoe wrote: »
    keith if you ever have anything small and unwanted

    you can send it to me

    just ask for the address

    but you already have your penis

    oh shit

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    Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    edited September 2007
    Pata wrote: »
    Holy crap I want one.

    why

    it's nothing special

    i mean it's neat and all

    but it's just a tiny hourglass

    i have to play the game to find out what it does

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    PataPata Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    Because it looks neat and it would be a fun thing to have.

    That's all.

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    Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    edited September 2007
    i can see "i want one"

    but not "holy crap i want one"

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    Bloods EndBloods End Blade of Tyshalle Punch dimensionRegistered User regular
    edited September 2007
    At last I have got my wii on the internet.

    please be sending me things of dubious natures.

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    Anime OwnsAnime Owns Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    hey we should discuss this trailer

    even though it's all animu, it still looks bitchin

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    PataPata Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    Keith wrote: »
    i can see "i want one"

    but not "holy crap i want one"

    I am a man of hyperbole.

    Pata on
    SRWWSig.pngEpisode 5: Mecha-World, Mecha-nisim, Mecha-beasts
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    TheySlashThemTheySlashThem Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    Keith wrote: »
    potatoe wrote: »
    keith if you ever have anything small and unwanted

    you can send it to me

    just ask for the address

    but you already have your penis
    Pata wrote: »
    Holy crap I want one.

    reading these two posts back-to-back made me chuckle

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    ShortyShorty touching the meat Intergalactic Cool CourtRegistered User regular
    edited September 2007
    Defender wrote: »
    Javen wrote: »
    Zelda 2 was actually my first Zelda. It took me so long to actually beat the original. I'd always get up to the part where you just had to go around setting bushes on fire until one of them was actually a dungeon entrance, but I could never find it.

    Miyamoto really showed his stripes back then. He was a mean fucker who made hard games. I think he overdid it a little bit at first, but I wish he'd lean back that way a little.

    Honestly, I think if he really cut loose with that kind of thing, I wouldn't even be able to finish it. I still haven't beaten Zelda II, mostly because of the dungeon boss who rides the horse.

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    ShortyShorty touching the meat Intergalactic Cool CourtRegistered User regular
    edited September 2007
    Keith wrote: »
    The Geek wrote: »

    the paint job is nice, and i like the remote cradle

    but the screw-attack logo ruins the sleekness

    if it was painted on, i think it would have looked better

    The angle between the stand and the console itself is a bit off, too. The wii leans back too much.

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    LurkerLurker Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    MTV: What’s the story behind the apparent reference in “Metroid Prime 3″ to “Metroid Dread,” the rumored but never-confirmed 2D game some fans hope is being made at Nintendo?

    Pacini: “It’s not what you think it means… it was something that was overlooked and wasn’t in any way indicating anything about the handheld game. We know no information about the handheld games.

    MTV: Are you suggesting that you got in trouble or something?

    Pacini: Not at all. We actually had a fictional element of something else in the game that by a large coincidence could be read that we were giving a hint about “Metroid Dread” which was not the case. It’s a complete and utter coincidence.

    MTV: OK.

    Pacini: That’s all I can say on it.

    MTV: That only makes me more confused. [laughing] I’ll see if I can parse what you just said to me.

    Bryan Walker, Producer, Retro Studios: I think the bottom line there was [that there was] no innuendo in the reference that you’re mentioning.

    Me: But you guys expected that some people would have a reaction to it. That it would be the stuff of news stories, yes?

    Pacini: We didn’t think anything of it.

    Walker: Purely innocuous, really.

    MTV: Really? Honestly?

    Walker: We’re not that clever. No conspiracy.

    MTV: [pause, laughing] You’re not pulling my leg here. Definitely innocuous?

    Walker: Yup.

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    NuzakNuzak Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    D:

    D:

    oh nooooo

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    Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    edited September 2007
    motherfuckers

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    LurkerLurker Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    Too bad the dude didn't ask about the 100% ending.

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    Cilla BlackCilla Black Priscilla!!! Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    Goddammit

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    LurkerLurker Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    So... what the fuck was that scan referring to?

    I guess it was just supposed to be one of those meaningless filler scans.

    Seems like a big coincidence to me, though.

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    Cilla BlackCilla Black Priscilla!!! Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    Maybe Metroid Dread is the name of a new kind of Metroid or some other bullshit. :|

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    JavenJaven Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    I don't see how you can 'overlook' something like that. Someone had to think to put it in. It just doesn't strike me how something like that can find its way there on accident.

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    potatoepotatoe Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    somebody thought it would be funny to edit it it right before production

    and no one caught it

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    LurkerLurker Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    potatoe wrote: »
    somebody thought it would be funny to edit it it right before production

    and no one caught it

    And that guy is a dick.

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    DefenderDefender Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    Shorty wrote: »
    Defender wrote: »
    Javen wrote: »
    Zelda 2 was actually my first Zelda. It took me so long to actually beat the original. I'd always get up to the part where you just had to go around setting bushes on fire until one of them was actually a dungeon entrance, but I could never find it.

    Miyamoto really showed his stripes back then. He was a mean fucker who made hard games. I think he overdid it a little bit at first, but I wish he'd lean back that way a little.

    Honestly, I think if he really cut loose with that kind of thing, I wouldn't even be able to finish it. I still haven't beaten Zelda II, mostly because of the dungeon boss who rides the horse.

    The third boss is kinda hard at first. I think people are tempted to use Jump, you know, so that they won't get run the fuck over by the horse, but sometimes it might be easier not to use it, so that you can more easily time the downward thrust move and force the guy to dismount.

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    The GeekThe Geek Oh-Two Crew, Omeganaut Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited September 2007
    I never beat Zelda II. I need to go back and do that.

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    LurkerLurker Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    Wikipedia wrote:
    Like The Legend of Zelda, The Adventure of Link was based on Shigeru Miyamoto's concepts.[1] However, the game was developed by a separate team from the original, and key members from the Zelda design team, such as Takashi Tezuka and Koji Kondo, were not involved in Zelda II's production.

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    TheySlashThemTheySlashThem Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    ...and?

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    ShortyShorty touching the meat Intergalactic Cool CourtRegistered User regular
    edited September 2007
    Defender wrote: »
    Shorty wrote: »
    Defender wrote: »
    Javen wrote: »
    Zelda 2 was actually my first Zelda. It took me so long to actually beat the original. I'd always get up to the part where you just had to go around setting bushes on fire until one of them was actually a dungeon entrance, but I could never find it.

    Miyamoto really showed his stripes back then. He was a mean fucker who made hard games. I think he overdid it a little bit at first, but I wish he'd lean back that way a little.

    Honestly, I think if he really cut loose with that kind of thing, I wouldn't even be able to finish it. I still haven't beaten Zelda II, mostly because of the dungeon boss who rides the horse.

    The third boss is kinda hard at first. I think people are tempted to use Jump, you know, so that they won't get run the fuck over by the horse, but sometimes it might be easier not to use it, so that you can more easily time the downward thrust move and force the guy to dismount.

    Oh, I think he's pretty easy while he's still riding it. It's when I knock him off and he starts throwing a million sword beams at me that I get my ass kicked.

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    PataPata Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    Zelda 2 is the only Zelda game currently out that I haven't beaten. D:

    I have the Collectors Disc... I should get on with that.

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    DefenderDefender Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    Lurker wrote: »
    Wikipedia wrote:
    Like The Legend of Zelda, The Adventure of Link was based on Shigeru Miyamoto's concepts.[1] However, the game was developed by a separate team from the original, and key members from the Zelda design team, such as Takashi Tezuka and Koji Kondo, were not involved in Zelda II's production.

    Is this a reference to what I said?

    Because when I was talking about Miyamoto showing his stripes back in the 8-bit era, I was referring to the "Second Quest" in Zelda 1, not to Zelda 2. And also to stuff like the first SMB.

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    DefenderDefender Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    Shorty wrote: »
    Defender wrote: »
    Shorty wrote: »
    Defender wrote: »
    Javen wrote: »
    Zelda 2 was actually my first Zelda. It took me so long to actually beat the original. I'd always get up to the part where you just had to go around setting bushes on fire until one of them was actually a dungeon entrance, but I could never find it.

    Miyamoto really showed his stripes back then. He was a mean fucker who made hard games. I think he overdid it a little bit at first, but I wish he'd lean back that way a little.

    Honestly, I think if he really cut loose with that kind of thing, I wouldn't even be able to finish it. I still haven't beaten Zelda II, mostly because of the dungeon boss who rides the horse.

    The third boss is kinda hard at first. I think people are tempted to use Jump, you know, so that they won't get run the fuck over by the horse, but sometimes it might be easier not to use it, so that you can more easily time the downward thrust move and force the guy to dismount.

    Oh, I think he's pretty easy while he's still riding it. It's when I knock him off and he starts throwing a million sword beams at me that I get my ass kicked.

    Oh OK. At that point it's basically ground-and-pound. You just gotta jump on him and fuck him up before he has enough time to kill you.

    Also I think those are actual blades, because they bounce off...unlike Link's magic beams which just kind of explode or disperse. Still makes no fucking sense where they come from, though. Whatever, he had ranged attacks. Point is to stay right up in his face since he has a gross advantage at range. I forget, does he jump at all?

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    LurkerLurker Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    This may be somewhat redundant to say, but a lot of Zelda 2's difficulty comes from the controls. They aren't, bad it's just that they are very loose. The game engine was probably based on the Mario games or something.

    Once you get used to them and learn how to fight in general the game isn't so bad.

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    Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    edited September 2007
    look at what i did in Jam Sessions on the DS

    http://www.tfkeith.com/soawesome.mp3

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    RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator mod
    edited September 2007
    Keith wrote: »
    look at what i did in Jam Sessions on the DS

    http://www.tfkeith.com/soawesome.mp3

    is that four non blondes?

    you fucking dork.

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    Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    edited September 2007
    Keith wrote: »
    look at what i did in Jam Sessions on the DS

    http://www.tfkeith.com/soawesome.mp3

    is that four non blondes?

    you fucking dork.

    i was messing with it at work

    and all of a sudden i went "holy shit i need to play 4 non blondes on this i'm taking it home"

    my ASM called me a faggot

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    PotUPotU __BANNED USERS regular
    edited September 2007
    And so I wake in the morning and I step outside
    And I take a deep breath
    And I get real high
    And I scream from the top of my lungs
    What's goin' on

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