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So my company has been bought and I have a spiffy new job. I now return once more to Atlanta for at least one month while they decide where our studio will be, either there or in Redwood City, CA.
I also have a spiffy new paycheck and a spiffy new tax bracket. Who says cripples can't be productive members of society.
I like living in the South. Freedom is cool and if I WANT to go to LA to hang out with incredibly depressive comedians and comediennes, I can just buy a plane ticket.
Damn right, nice big houses are cheap here. It never fails, some chick from the bay or NYC will tell me that she'd have to pay 5 million for my place. I try to explain real estate for a while and then I give up and just bask in the glow of property ownership.
Plus, down south, people think that viral marketing means that I help people sell Smallpox. It keeps the kids off my lawn.
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why would anyone choose the deep south over the west coast
you know why the cost of living is lower there?
BECAUSE NOBODY WITH MONEY WANTS TO FUCKING LIVE THERE
I'm down here Rank, and that is good enough.
*theme from deliverance*
Honestly, atlanta's not that bad.
You just can't leave the city, otherwise, 20 miles in any direction and you'll end up in rape town, which, actually isn't as bad as it sounds. But I hear it's full of racists.
But yeah, everyone cool is in atlanta, me, kovak, tdl, everyone.
I can not only drive 20 minutes in any direction without being raped, but when I get there I'm in some crazy amazing fucking place.
Don't you see Rank? The threat of being violated only adds to the adventure.
They mystique if you will.
Yeah, we got that too, but at least we get savaged by fucking cougars, not to some half-wit inbred who lost his teeth in a life-long battle with a two-liter of mountain dew.
The only redeeming factor of the deep south is that the old women can get away with insulting anyone right to their fucking face as long as they follow it up with the term "bless your heart".
I can not only drive 20 minutes in any direction without being raped, but when I get there I'm in some crazy amazing fucking place.
Don't you see Rank? The threat of being violated only adds to the adventure.
They mystique if you will.
Yeah, we got that too, but at least we get savaged by fucking cougars, not to some half-wit inbred who lost his teeth in a life-long battle with a two-liter of mountain dew.
I refuse to pay a 3000 dollar mortage payment for a 3 bedroom house
I can not only drive 20 minutes in any direction without being raped, but when I get there I'm in some crazy amazing fucking place.
No, see, the rapes only come if you drive 20 minutes outside of Atlanta. If you just drive 20 minutes in any direction, you're not gettin' out of this fucking city.
I can not only drive 20 minutes in any direction without being raped, but when I get there I'm in some crazy amazing fucking place.
Don't you see Rank? The threat of being violated only adds to the adventure.
They mystique if you will.
Yeah, we got that too, but at least we get savaged by fucking cougars, not to some half-wit inbred who lost his teeth in a life-long battle with a two-liter of mountain dew.
yeah i hear cougar attacks in the bay area are a real threat
The only redeeming factor of the deep south is that the old women can get away with insulting anyone right to their fucking face as long as they follow it up with the term "bless your heart".
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I'm lucky *I* got my job.
However, talk to me in a month or two. There are possibilities.
go to cali, Stale
and I will roooooooooaaaaaaaaad triiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiip down to you so fucking hard
I love visiting Atlanta but I always remember my CCW. It has good food.
I'm actually really hoping for ATL.
cheaper cost of living and all that.
That would be super rad.
My sweet, untouched Miranda
And while the seagulls are crying
We fall but our souls are flying
why would anyone choose the deep south over the west coast
you know why the cost of living is lower there?
BECAUSE NOBODY WITH MONEY WANTS TO FUCKING LIVE THERE
I'm down here Rank, and that is good enough.
My sweet, untouched Miranda
And while the seagulls are crying
We fall but our souls are flying
*theme from deliverance*
My sweet, untouched Miranda
And while the seagulls are crying
We fall but our souls are flying
call me crazy
but fuck that
Damn right, nice big houses are cheap here. It never fails, some chick from the bay or NYC will tell me that she'd have to pay 5 million for my place. I try to explain real estate for a while and then I give up and just bask in the glow of property ownership.
Plus, down south, people think that viral marketing means that I help people sell Smallpox. It keeps the kids off my lawn.
"Take your pick, Stale. Steers? Or queers?"
at least in ATL, 150-200k will buy me fairly decent home.
that same money would buy me a one-room shack in the bay.
fuck that
Ahahahahahaha.
Honestly, atlanta's not that bad.
You just can't leave the city, otherwise, 20 miles in any direction and you'll end up in rape town, which, actually isn't as bad as it sounds. But I hear it's full of racists.
But yeah, everyone cool is in atlanta, me, kovak, tdl, everyone.
yeah I made that do you like it DO YOU LIKE IT.
it sucked
then again i spent the entire time in a bus depot...so i may be giving a biased assessment
That bus depot sucks and the Silent Scope game is broken.
I was in there and a guy got arrested by the transit police and pepper sprayed in front of me.
I can not only drive 20 minutes in any direction without being raped, but when I get there I'm in some crazy amazing fucking place.
Don't you see Rank? The threat of being violated only adds to the adventure.
The mystique if you will.
Yeah, we got that too, but at least we get savaged by fucking cougars, not to some half-wit inbred who lost his teeth in a life-long battle with a two-liter of mountain dew.
which is to say, this place is completely fucking awesome!
The only redeeming factor of the deep south is that the old women can get away with insulting anyone right to their fucking face as long as they follow it up with the term "bless your heart".
I refuse to pay a 3000 dollar mortage payment for a 3 bedroom house
no
fuck that noise
No, see, the rapes only come if you drive 20 minutes outside of Atlanta. If you just drive 20 minutes in any direction, you're not gettin' out of this fucking city.
yeah i hear cougar attacks in the bay area are a real threat
Our food is better.