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Why Fred Thompson will be the next President

DerketoDerketo Registered User new member
edited September 2007 in Debate and/or Discourse
This election year is going to feel like a bad case of deja vu for the democrats. According to all the polls out there, Hillary Rodham Clinton is leading the pack and, thanks to a war chest that seemingly has no end, she'll likely stay the front-runner and be a cinch for the nomination. This is great news for Republicans.

Why, you may ask? Because Hillary is hated. So much so that some Republicans tend to froth at the mouth at the very mention of her. It is a bit of a mystery, though. Of those that hate her, very few can actually give a decent explanation as to their ire. It seems to be a very popular thing to dislike her in the south. Almost a fad...but fads die out don't they? The hatred this woman endures is perpetual. The kind reserved only for Nazis and John Tesh.

The Republicans are about to be in a lot better shape come Thursday. September 5th, Fred Thompson will officially announce his candidacy for the highest office in the land. Until now, he has been little more than a troller. Following behind candidates and making a few appearances here and there. He hasn't officially announced nor has he taken part in any debates. Yet, curiously, he is still running a close second to Rudy Giuliani in a recent poll ahead of Mitt Romney and John McCain.

At 6'5", The towering Thompson will literally dwarf all of the competition on both sides of the aisle and his charisma will make the American public believe he is the second coming of Ronald Reagan. Hold on to your Tennessee mash, Fred Thompson is going to be the next President.

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  • JaninJanin Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    Vomiting a press release isn't a good way to create a first post.

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  • SenjutsuSenjutsu thot enthusiast Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    Fred Thompson's voting record is going to kill him before he even gets started

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  • RoanthRoanth Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    Two sounds


    **DUH** **DUH** (gavel sound at beginning of Law and Order).

    I think that sound should be his primary soundbite / slogan. He needs the current Law & Order prosecutor to run as his VP. Unstopable ticket!

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  • Mithrandir86Mithrandir86 Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    Aw come on. Fred Thompson doesn't even have hair.

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  • Irond WillIrond Will WARNING: NO HURTFUL COMMENTS, PLEASE!!!!! Cambridge. MAModerator Mod Emeritus
    edited September 2007
    Thompson appears to be the strongest candidate the GOP has in their bureau. Part of this, probably, is that he's been up to now unencumbered by actually having to take positions and sully himself with the political process. This, of course, will have to change, and we'll see how he holds up as an actual candidate.

    His prime strength seems to be that he seems to have the kind of stage persona that Republicans generally go nuts for. On the other hand, a belligerent, bombastic ogre might not be the kind of followup to Bush that America is looking for.

    I really know nothing of his fundraising and organizational capabilities. I doubt he can really match war chests with Romney or Giuliani.

    Now, Hillary is another question altogether. It's clear that she brings a lot of baggage. Her public persona is, at best, confident and competent, but at its worst, lacks genuinity and comes off as shrill and nagging. To top it off, a lot of voters just irrationally hate her from years of subconscious bad press during the Clinton presidency. On the other hand, she brings a lot of strengths, a lot of money, a lot of support, and a lot of smarts.

    Between Hillary and Fred Thompson, I'd take Hillary, but it would be much closer than it would need to be.

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  • deowolfdeowolf is allowed to do that. Traffic.Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    Compelling argument, thanks. I might as well just toss away that absentee ballot right along with the bathwater and the democratic ticket's towel.

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  • SentrySentry Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    And lets not forget, he did FEDS....

    that OP was just awful tripe... did you cut and paste it from Fred Thompson's website? The guy isn't going to be president... and judging by the stunt he pulled in announcing he was running, I wouldn't be surprised if he didn't even get the nod. THe guys a douche... hell, even on Law and Order he was a douche... and he just can't seem to hide his doucheness...

    Besides... have you ever seen anyone look so stereotypically republican? He's like a Simpson's charaticture for gods sake...

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    'Fuck yeah, me too. What little kid ever pretended to be part of the lynch-mob?'
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  • SenjutsuSenjutsu thot enthusiast Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    Part of the reason he looks so stereotypically republican is that he plays Stereotypical Republican Guy a lot in movies.

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  • Irond WillIrond Will WARNING: NO HURTFUL COMMENTS, PLEASE!!!!! Cambridge. MAModerator Mod Emeritus
    edited September 2007
    mcdermott wrote: »
    Derketo wrote: »
    Why, you may ask? Because Hillary is hated. So much so that some Republicans tend to froth at the mouth at the very mention of her. It is a bit of a mystery, though. Of those that hate her, very few can actually give a decent explanation as to their ire. It seems to be a very popular thing to dislike her in the south. Almost a fad...but fads die out don't they? The hatred this woman endures is perpetual. The kind reserved only for Nazis and John Tesh.

    Yes, but a significant portion of that hatred comes from people who would never have voted Democrat anyway. Granted, that hatred could help spur high turnout for Republicans...but then, 2006 showed that thousands of dead soldiers can do the same for Democrats. Not that a Democratic president would necessarily change anything in that arena, but the perception's there.

    There's some truth to this, though I've met a disheartening number of people who I'd guess would likely vote Democratic otherwise, but just don't trust Hillary. On the other hand, most of the women I know well (who trend towards political apathy and/ or ignorance) are really jazzed about Hillary even at this early stage. So maybe there's an offset there.
    mcdermott wrote: »
    And the South? As if any Democrat was going to carry any of those states anyway. The only one that might even have been in play is Florida. But pretty much everything from Texas over to Georgia will go red in 2008 no matter what. It's just what they do down there nowadays.

    Unless we get lucky and pull Louisiana. That's still a possibility, I guess. But it practically takes an act of God.

    We could pull Virginia, and the Carolinas at the outside. Missouri is in range, and Arkansas could be as well.

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  • DogDog Registered User, Administrator, Vanilla Staff admin
    edited September 2007
    More like Why Thompson will be the next Wesley Clark.

    Next year its going to Obama-Daschle or Clinton-Warner vs Romney-Huckabee or Huckabee-Romney

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  • yalborapyalborap Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    Now, I don't follow politics. At all.

    But at first glance, I thought this thread said "Why Fred Flinstone will be the next President".

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  • Irond WillIrond Will WARNING: NO HURTFUL COMMENTS, PLEASE!!!!! Cambridge. MAModerator Mod Emeritus
    edited September 2007
    Also, he's kind of an ugly dude.

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  • Irond WillIrond Will WARNING: NO HURTFUL COMMENTS, PLEASE!!!!! Cambridge. MAModerator Mod Emeritus
    edited September 2007
    Rygar wrote: »
    More like Why Thompson will be the next Wesley Clark.

    Next year its going to Obama-Daschle or Clinton-Warner vs Romney-Huckabee or Huckabee-Romney

    You think he'll fizzle like Clark did? I mean, the Democrats only have a certain level of tolerance for that hoo-ha bravado that Clark brought, but the Republicans just cannot get enough of that bullshit.

    It'll be fun watching Thompson and Giuliani try to out-9/11 each other.

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  • FencingsaxFencingsax It is difficult to get a man to understand, when his salary depends upon his not understanding GNU Terry PratchettRegistered User regular
    edited September 2007
    yalborap wrote: »
    Now, I don't follow politics. At all.

    But at first glance, I thought this thread said "Why Fred Flinstone will be the next President".
    I support his energy policy.

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  • Mithrandir86Mithrandir86 Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    Irond Will wrote: »
    Rygar wrote: »
    More like Why Thompson will be the next Wesley Clark.

    Next year its going to Obama-Daschle or Clinton-Warner vs Romney-Huckabee or Huckabee-Romney

    You think he'll fizzle like Clark did? I mean, the Democrats only have a certain level of tolerance for that hoo-ha bravado that Clark brought, but the Republicans just cannot get enough of that bullshit.

    It'll be fun watching Thompson and Giuliani try to out-9/11 each other.

    "Some people say that we should close Guantanamo. I think that we should double Guantanamo."

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  • SentrySentry Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    I think that, like Clark, Thompson has a lot of buzz with nothing to really back it up. His voting record is indistinguishable... his film career is borderline laughable... I just see a bunch of smoke, honestly.

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    'Fuck yeah, me too. What little kid ever pretended to be part of the lynch-mob?'
  • SenjutsuSenjutsu thot enthusiast Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    Irond Will wrote: »
    Rygar wrote: »
    More like Why Thompson will be the next Wesley Clark.

    Next year its going to Obama-Daschle or Clinton-Warner vs Romney-Huckabee or Huckabee-Romney

    You think he'll fizzle like Clark did? I mean, the Democrats only have a certain level of tolerance for that hoo-ha bravado that Clark brought, but the Republicans just cannot get enough of that bullshit.

    But what hoo-ha bravado is to the Democrats, hollywood liberal flipfloppy shit is to the Republicans, right?

    Thompson's got pro-choice, pro-gun control votes on his record.

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  • DogDog Registered User, Administrator, Vanilla Staff admin
    edited September 2007
    Irond Will wrote: »
    Rygar wrote: »
    More like Why Thompson will be the next Wesley Clark.

    Next year its going to Obama-Daschle or Clinton-Warner vs Romney-Huckabee or Huckabee-Romney

    You think he'll fizzle like Clark did? I mean, the Democrats only have a certain level of tolerance for that hoo-ha bravado that Clark brought, but the Republicans just cannot get enough of that bullshit.

    It'll be fun watching Thompson and Giuliani try to out-9/11 each other.

    "Some people say that we should close Guantanamo. I think that we should double Guantanamo."

    Heh,

    Well Irond Will, I just don't think he is coming in with enough support or time to build anything of use. Kind of like Clark. He also has a link to the party's arch-nemesis like Clark had with the Democrats, except you replace military-industrial complex with hollywood-liberal conspiracy. I guess he really isn't liberal though.

    McCain could be Romney's VP, or perhaps Huckabee's VP, but I think Giulani honestly doesn't stand a chance, and McCain's out of the running for the top job. Serves him right for comprimising his morales and refusing to be Kerry's VP.

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  • Mithrandir86Mithrandir86 Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    Senjutsu wrote: »
    Irond Will wrote: »
    Rygar wrote: »
    More like Why Thompson will be the next Wesley Clark.

    Next year its going to Obama-Daschle or Clinton-Warner vs Romney-Huckabee or Huckabee-Romney

    You think he'll fizzle like Clark did? I mean, the Democrats only have a certain level of tolerance for that hoo-ha bravado that Clark brought, but the Republicans just cannot get enough of that bullshit.

    But what hoo-ha bravado is to the Democrats, hollywood liberal flipfloppy shit is to the Republicans, right?

    Thompson's got pro-choice, pro-gun control votes on his record.

    I think its funny that the front runners for the Republican Party have to run against past versions of themselves.

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  • TachTach Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    Just an aside, but couldn't the Dems pick up Louisiana and Mississippi by simply holding up a sign that says "So how's your life post-Katrina?"

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  • DogDog Registered User, Administrator, Vanilla Staff admin
    edited September 2007
    Not precisely. Mississippi would keep supporting Republicans up until the day they began operating death-camps in the states, and even then it depends who the death-camps are for.

    Louisania will not have a state-wide Democratic politician for the next four decades, much less be a presidential pick-up. The people who anchored the Democrats in power there lived in New Orleans. They all now live in Houston. Furthermore regarding blame, its split on a 3:2 ratio, with 3 being people who blame the governor and mayor, and the 2 being people who blame the President, according to the iDS the national party conducted a year after Katrina.

    So not only did they lose 100,000 votes, but they also are getting more of the blame. Whether the refugees will being pushing Texas blue though is an interesting side-product.

    But lets split this topic or end it here, yes?

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  • PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    Couldn't he just run as "I'm Fred Thompson, and I was in Die Hard 2, Rackem Packem and Stackem Vote for me!"

    I'd be temped, since both sides blow fucking monkey chunks for canadites.

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  • SenjutsuSenjutsu thot enthusiast Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    The idiot/joke-candidate vote turns out to be incredibly unreliable on election day.

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  • PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    Yeah sadly, no one votes libertarian come election day senj.

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  • Irond WillIrond Will WARNING: NO HURTFUL COMMENTS, PLEASE!!!!! Cambridge. MAModerator Mod Emeritus
    edited September 2007
    I dunno, Senj. Perot did pretty well.

    I do think that Thompson poses a threat, and I'd probably worry most about him as a threat to the Dem nominee as general candidate. That's partly because the GOP field is really fucking weak, though.

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  • PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    I'll say what I said in the whiny bitch forum, I want a canadite that is not affiliated with either party. I want someone who isn't going to get votes simply because a D or R is next to the name. I know I live in a fucking dream land with that one, but christ partisan shit is hurting this country.

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  • Bloods EndBloods End Blade of Tyshalle Punch dimensionRegistered User regular
    edited September 2007
    Guys we should vote for him.

    Then we could have Jack McCoy as the Attorney General.

    Jack McCoy would never approve of electrodes on the genitals, no matter how much the guy deserved it.

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  • Irond WillIrond Will WARNING: NO HURTFUL COMMENTS, PLEASE!!!!! Cambridge. MAModerator Mod Emeritus
    edited September 2007
    Jack McCoy is just a poor man's Mike Dukakis.

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  • PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    Jack McCoy supports Old Glory insurance, are you a damned robot here to steal my medication Irond?

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  • PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    Hey at least Governor Ventura could kick the ass of all the other governors out there.

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  • Bloods EndBloods End Blade of Tyshalle Punch dimensionRegistered User regular
    edited September 2007
    Jack McCoy can beat up all of our dads.

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  • SenjutsuSenjutsu thot enthusiast Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    Irond Will wrote: »
    I dunno, Senj. Perot did pretty well.
    hey-o

    I think the senile and grumpy vote is a different demographic tho

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  • Mithrandir86Mithrandir86 Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
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  • Wonder_HippieWonder_Hippie __BANNED USERS regular
    edited September 2007
    The fact that this man is more charismatic and likely to win than Kucinich makes me cry at night.

    What's that saying? "Where are we going, and why are we in this hand basket?"

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